7 Husbands for Hurmuz Page #3

Are you nuts?

Have got chin tuberculosis,

cracked clarinet?

How many roosters you have at home?

How can you manage without

breaking the eggs?

I said Hrmz, the infidel / I didn't

ask you to throw away.

It's enough if you just look at my face

(I didn't ask you to sleep in my arms)

Thanks Hasan...

Of course sir.

Thanks. Here is a real man.

H-h-Hrmz? Hrmz!

Hasan.

My H-h-Hrmz!

- My Hasan!

H-h-h...

- My Hasan!

My H-h-Hrmz! I wa-was just

thin-thinking about yo-you.

I was, too. My dear, my soul.

I like your beautiful mind.

As I could step out from home,

I wanted to see how my Hasan is doing...

Very good, come in my sultan.

I can't come inside a men's barbershop.

Inappropriate! Banned!

OK. Ho-how cou-could you

get rid of that b*tch?

I said I am bored. I kept

telling it for 10 days...

...finally today she asked me

to go out and buy some henna.

Oh that b*tch!

My Hrmz, what's the matter with you?

- Nothing.

Yes there is something,

te-te-tell me.

All the girls in the mansion

have bracelets...

...it's only me who doesn't,

so the headmaid teases on me...

...saying only I don't have...

...saying I have a husband

but not a bracelet.

That headmaid...

You don't know my husband,

he is so strong, such a hero, I said.

He wouldn't think of taking a bracelet

even if he finds it on the road.

What do you think Hasan is like...

What do you think he's like, I said.

My H-h-Hrmz,

how much is a bracelet?

Two golden coins...

- What?

Two golden coins. - Two, right?

But I would not make you upset,

I already have the money for one...

...lt's enough if you give me

the other one.

OK, I die for you.

Let me-me go to the

je-je-jeweller, OK?

Tell me once more!

- Let me go to the jeweller, my Hrmz.

Tell me once more!

My Hrmz...

- My dear, my soul, bravo!

# I was yours, stove stick to my hand. #

# Don't leave me away my Hrmz,

let me be your louse, #

# I come by you and accept

your authority, #

# I die hand in hand, I howl on your door #

# Tie me, let me be your dog, #

# Sit down inside,

don't turn on the lights, #

# Don't get out of the mansion,

don't look around, #

# I would be coming if I had a horse,

Hrmz... #

# Hrmz let me be your horse,

ride me. Oh!! #

Hrmz, do you know how

Rstem suffers here...

I will fluff you like cotton,

I am sick for you.

You the devious. One might

think you are a proper man.

But a good husband is something

which doesn't exist!

How can you dare to spend

the sustenance of your family...

...with a slut in Istanbul.

You the bear. Give him a rose,

he wipes his ass.

He got married to a housemaid

in a mansion.

Then?

You know Slolu from arky?

- So?

His wife, Rukiye will be giving

a baths party.

She will also invite that b*tch,

so I will tear her hair out!

And show her what it is

to sweat in the bath.

Listen, my husband will be

travelling to Istanbul.

Let's go together with him?

Does your husband allow us to do this?

He has to!

Hey, man!

What, you scared me.

I am going to travel to Istanbul.

What for? - Henna party of Slolu.

Good. Who will take care of my mother

when you go there?

Why don't you do it for a few days?

That's not possible. I cannot let

you go on your own.

You are a delicate person.

- What did you say?

Have a safe trip.

Tell my regards to Rukiye.

But return back on Friday.

- Lf I don't?

You don't then.

- Damn you!

Hrmz! What are you doing

in front of this barbershop?

Oh my country! Oh the

compassionate science...

...may you be pleased and happy today!

Look at the night guard Memo, the hero!

Here is my hero!

You the motherland's children,

stop crying.

Woman! I will spit to the

arch of your chin.

I am about to laugh.

- Don't laugh Memo,

May your future come by soon,

if god wills.

May your day come.

Are you waiting here to read me poems?

I brought the razors of Pasha

to the barber.

And he is out for sharpening them.

Is him the Pasha?

- No, not Pasha.

He is the night guard Memo.

He called the woman.

You will soon see that the roosters

will start singing.

How could the Great Pasha be

hanging around with her?

It's difficult to be a government man.

Also difficult is to be my wife.

You have to wait for Wednesday.

- You the shameless!

Ye-yes, Pasha visits the island

only on Wednesdays.

It's difficult to do it this Wednesday

as well, Hrmz.

I guess all vacations are cancelled.

Three prisoners escaped,

the situation is very bad.

But my coat is getting old.

And Pasha is getting too stingy.

Oh the bastard Pasha...

Shut up, someone can hear us.

I will inform Pasha about

all this stuff.

Come on...

- See you later, bye.

My Hasan.

- My Hrmz.

The woman brings a bracelet.

She might have stolen it

from the mansion.

And barber changes it.

Shares are taken up, you see?

I am coming on Tuesday.

Like your mind.

I don't let anybody to swear me.

Don't fo-fo-fo-forget, my Hrmz.

# My god, don't leave

your servants alone. #

# It's only you, who can stand all alone. #

# It's very tough to survive

without friends and spouses. #

# It's only you, who can stand all alone. #

# Wish, that one coming here be my lover. #

# Wish he's holding a pomegranate

in his hand. #

# Wish two of us were in the same shirt,

while its collar is narrow. #

# The grape of the green vineyard, #

# I look at the road,

nobody's coming, nobody's going, #

# Whom shall I say my word? #

Why are you getting sad?

You have everything you want.

I am getting bored Safinaz,

getting bored.

You, why?

- Because of loneliness.

Hey my girl, your bedroom

is full of men...

...wouldn't more of it cause trouble?

It doesn't matter if I cannot

find the sultan of my heart.

You just talk.

How can we find the sultan for you?

You think it is available for us?

I did! The doctor! He is my sultan.

Doctor? Do you think he is fit for this?

She doesn't have underwear,

but looks for a wedding dress.

If doctor is mine, I wouldn't mind

the others.

I'm sorry but you are not

the one to forswear.

Why do you look so given up my sister?

I love him Safinaz, what can I do...

When and how you started loving him?

He is well-educated, completely

opposite to your ignorant army!

You cannot cheat him by acting a role

like the housemaid in Pasha's mansion.

Yet, would he want you?

Come on, Rukiye has a baths party.

Let's go and dance.

Here he is!

- Who?

Him... Come, come!

- I am scared, who?

Oh, handsome man.

- Yes...

He is ringing the bell of clal's door.

clal will take over my man!

How can you call him as yours?

clal takes him.

- Possible; beautiful girl...

Door without an owner can be

opened without a key. What to do...

What happened?

- Oh my head, I am dying.

None of the doctors can save me now,

except my Hsrev.

You painted all the colours,

only the peanut green left, ha?

I beg you, go and bring my doctor to me.

- Impossible.

Please. I am very sick.

Don't act the sick, at least to me.

OK, I am going.

Mummy, mummy... Help me doctor!

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