7 Husbands for Hurmuz Page #5

# It's got cloudy, then will flash

the lightning #

# Women will go for watching on the roofs #

# They say, tonight after

the night-prayer, #

# Husband will pour from the sky like

a rain, from the sky like a rain #

# Girls, please thank God...

- Thanks god! #

# We were like a hot stove

when we were alone. #

# We were looking at the sky

like we were in the desert. #

# (come on, let's gather and meet

tonight at the courtyard, on the roof) #

# Guy, from the sky

Man, from the sky, #

# Fellow, from the sky, #

# Husband, from the sky,

will pour like rain. #

# Husband will rain. #

# From the sky husband will rain

like cats and dogs. #

# Thanks god. Husband will rain.

(let it rain!) #

# Open all breasts, ogle all eyes, #

# Tell all words when right time comes. #

# Go lie down to the beds

and have fun girls. #

# Thank god, thank god, thank god! #

# Thank god, tonight after

the night-prayer, #

# From the sky guy, from the sky man,

from the sky fellow, #

# From the sky will rain husband... #

# Husband will rain

(let it rain!) #

# From the sky husband will

rain like cats and dogs. #

# (Thank god)

Husband will rain. #

# Husband will rain

From the sky will rain husband... #

# Husband will rain

(Let it rain) #

# From the sky, husband will rain like

cats and dogs. Husband will rain... #

# From the sky, husband will rain like

cats and dogs. Husband will rain... #

# From the sky, husband will rain like

cats and dogs. Husband will rain... #

How many husbands you have my Hrmz?

- Look at me, this is number?

My god my god my god,

I gave up.

Come on, stand up. Stand up, stand

up, stand up. - Safinaz?

This is our end, we are finished.

- Why?

The mother of the doctor sent his

housemaid a moment ago. - Then?

They will come over to ask

for your marriage.

What?

- I swear!

My mummy, how can it be?

Stop one moment.

- Look at me, we should be very careful.

Hsrev is the nephew of the judge.

I have never married

by this style before.

This is so pleasing.

- Are you nuts?

Those women saw you last night...

They already know that

you are married...

A lady playing oud and dancing

but at the same time already married...

...can be accepted as a bride?

You should now be in sorrow, I guess.

I put the cat in the ba ba ba bag

I put his head in the so so so soup

(I beat it but gets no di di discipline)

- How is life? You have the Pasha paste?

How will you use it?

- It is applied to the body.

Something to apply externally.

- No.

Hey barber, make it fly-sharp,

polish my cheeks!

Flies should slip and fall down.

Don't worry sir. I gue-gue-guess there

i-i-is a pa-pa-party around here?

Yes, something like that. Do you know

a public-bath around here?

Yes of course sir. Be-be-behind

the plane tree.

I would have seen it, because just next

to that stands the mansion of my wife...

Wha-wha-what?

- I say my wife Hrmz!

Name of my wi-wi-wife is also Hrmz

but... Sh-sh she...

Don't touch!

She's a housemaid in the ma-man-mansion.

In the mansion of Lady Hrmz?

- No-no-no!

Still touching!

I see I see, your wife is a housemaid

in somebody else's mansion.

Pa-pa-Pasha...

Come on...

- Pa-pa-pasha's mansion.

Thanks my brother, you shaved very well.

Bu-but it's not over sir.

I liked your performance. I am the

wild boy of this area from now on.

And this is your tip. Give me the hat.

- But...

I will be your customer from now on,

I am the wild boy of the area.

I will come very often,

I liked the way you shave. Good bye.

Go go god ble bless you.

Look at that charming girl,

did she move to this area recently?

I came!

I am Havva, we danced together

in the baths party.

Yeah, I just recognized. Come on.

Come on girl, I recognized you.

Welcome girl!

You bring me luck!

- Why? What happened?

I am getting married, what else?

Sorry but, aren't you married already?

Doesn't matter. I will get divorced

and get married to the new one.

Then how will we find the slut?

I am very busy now.

Let's do it tomorrow, OK?

But... I came here just for this reason.

But listen, you will be very

comfortable here.

It's the huge Pasha's mansion.

Safinaz, please show her a room.

Hey... Where are you going?

I have a little stuff to do.

You please meet the guests,

don't let them return back.

You! Girl... My God...

Sha-sha-sha...

- Yes, sha-sha!

Shave?

Go damned, you crazy.

Your haircut can never be finished.

Go away from here, go go!

Don't do, don't... Go away!

Shave, please shave.

Sha sha shave? OK.

Maniac shave, I am Hasan to tear off

all your d d d...

Damn you!

Ladies, is there a barbershop

around here, I came from Lleburgaz...

Hello, barber.

Have a nice working day!

How are you?

Yes sir, come on.

Hair, beard?

Please shave all my face.

- OK.

Human-being is like a bird,

now I landed in Istanbul.

From whe-where?

- From Lleburgaz.

Yor wi-wife vi-visiting fr-friends?

No. Shamed to say but, I have two wives.

One of them is here, the other one

in Lleburgaz.

Maybe you know the one living here...

Yo-your wi-wife comes he-here

for sha-shaving?

What did you say, you the pipe-mouth?

How could I know yo-your wife?

You could, as I know all women

in Lleburgaz.

Furthermore, I also know the women here.

Bar-barbers do don't know sir.

She is from your neighbourhood,

named Hrmz.

H-h-Hrmz?

There is a fountain over there, just

at the right side of it lives my wife.

Oh...

- What is that? What?

You are late sir.

What do you say?

Your wife is gone, I say.

Pi pi pi...

Pi pi pi...

- Pipe mouth? You called me pipe mouth?

It's you who are pipe mouth

You were not supposed to know my Hrmz?

You said so a moment ago?

You said so.

It was you, now you said.

You said a mome...

- Mr. Hasan?

Yes lady?

Where is the mansion of the Hadji?

Who is that?

She has a daughter at marriage age.

They said it is nearby the fountain,

close to this area.

Ha-Hadji's man-mansion close

to the foun-fountain?

Sorry I don't know.

We are trying to arrange a marriage

with Hsrev.

Daughter of a very neat family.

Everybody knows the man, they say.

But I...

OK thank you.

Your welcome lady.

My god.

Hey barber, you were not supposed

to know the women?

How do you know them, they ask you

to shave the scales of their fishes?

How co co coarse...

It was you who said a moment ago

that you don't know Hrmz?

It was you, right?

- Listen sir.

Then how do you know those women?

What a silly, liar man you are...

What a rude... Stop!

But you mi... mis... mis...

It's you are who are miserable, cuckold.

Mis... mis... mis...

Let me misplace you in my pants,

then you will see what happens...

I told you before, now this guy is

swearing Hasan.

I am sure there is a conflict

about money.

Look!

Aliye is forty years old but

she is still so charming...

She is so coy.

I can take her, if god wills.

- Lf God wills

Only once I mean, even if we

divorce next morning.

Nobody knows, if she is

divorced or sends you off.

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