A Case of You Page #6
I don't really smoke that much,
but what the hell?
Yeah, me too.
I'm not exactly the lead singer
of Phish either,
but you know what they
say... when at retreats...
You're gonna... you sure?
I'll light the old Christmas
tree whenever I get the urge.
[LAUGHTER]
What?
Christmas tree?
What?
S'mores for me.
S'mores, Sam.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Mm.
So, Birdie,
is that, like, a nickname,
or that's...
God.
No, my parents were hippies...
Mm-hmm.
And they felt like the world
was caging in on us,
girl to fly free, hence Birdie.
Birdie.
That's so cool.
[COUGHING]
Oh, no.
Oh, no?
What's wrong?
Hey, it might be the
shrooms talking to the K,
but don't you teach me guitar?
No, that's the
shrooms talking to you.
You teach me the guitar.
No, no.
[WHISPERING]
Hey, is this the chick?
No.
Is this the little p*ssy?
Shut up. Shut up.
Hey, guys, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go get
some s'mores, I think.
Okay.
You good?
Where you going?
Hello. Hi.
You want a s'more?
Hello?
[PSYCHEDELIC SITAR MUSIC]
What the f***?
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Sam.
Huh?
You okay?
Oh, no, I'm chillin'.
Guys, come on.
This mantra's
not gonna chant itself.
Okay!
Oh, Jesus.
Your boyfriend is killing
me with this thing.
I was doing so well too.
It was happening.
It was flowing.
Now I'm so stoned.
I'm so f***ed.
I'm gonna be completely exposed.
What are you doing?
Huh?
Oh, eating helps calm me down
when I'm stressed out.
I have a medical condition.
These are disgusting.
No, what... What are you
doing with the girl?
What are you talking about?
Completely exposed?
Sam, it's a... it's a little
dramatic, I think.
Ash, look at her.
Look at this place.
It's a perfect fit.
I can't do this sh*t.
It's not me.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
Such a mistake.
It's called "compromise. "
Look, wine tasting isn't exactly
Eliot's, like, favorite
thing in the world.
But remember?
He took me
to the Finger Lakes last summer.
We had a really good time
'cause he knew it was something
that I had always wanted to do.
He showed me the pictures.
I know!
And, look, I am not really into
all this spiritual mumbo-jumbo...
Right?
But I come on all these
retreats with him.
Look, you don't have to love it.
You just have to try it for
the sake of your partner.
Right.
You're right.
Eyes on the prize, soldier.
Okay.
Okay.
Eyes on the prize.
Here. Take a napkin.
Uh, no. I'm good.
Eyes on the prize.
Both:
Eyes on the prize.Eyes on the prize.
Eyes on the prize.
Eyes on the prize.
[ALL CHANTING]
Eyes on the prize.
That's what I said now.
I'm the one that loves you,
baby; can't you see?
I'm the one that loves you,
baby; can't you see?
I just... just go ahead now.
If you want to buy me flowers, just...
go ahead now.
I wish I could say
that was the craziest thing
that I've ever done just now.
I-I can say that, easily.
I-I can say that I've never
started a chant before.
You had them going!
They loved it.
Yeah, that got...
It was fun.
It got intense.
Okay.
If you could go
anywhere in the world,
where would you go?
Orlando, definitely.
I've always wanted
to go to Orlando
or maybe one of the outlying
suburbs of Orlando.
[LAUGHS]
You know, I don't know.
I haven't traveled
as much as I want to.
I really want to travel.
I've never even been
outside the States.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I'd love... I'd love to go to the
Galpagos islands, though.
That's the... that's the place...
one place I'd want to go.
That's so crazy.
Why?
That's, like, the one place
on Earth I don't want to go.
Like, real...
Are you kidding?
No... well, okay.
I love what it represents,
and I-I'm in love with place, but...
Yeah.
I feel like by going there,
it would be, like, the end
of what makes it what it is.
You know?
It's like this untouched part
of the world,
and it's got
all these incredible animals
that you can't find
anywhere else,
and they're just roaming freely.
Tortoises and...
There's, like, this
natural perfection to it.
Right, so that's... What's wrong with that?
That sounds...
That sounds great.
Yeah, but I-I feel like
we'd find a way
to f*** it up, you know?
Selfishly, I'd love to go.
I'd love to experience it.
But if we got to go, then so
would bloated, pasty tourists
who want an exotic honeymoon.
No thanks.
[CHUCKLES]
You know, that's... that's exactly
how I feel about Orlando.
[LAUGHS]
[SIGHS]
Oh, my God.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
They must be, like,
super hippies.
Let me just put it this way:
in college, they had a band
called Hemp Hemp Hooray.
[LAUGHING] What?
That's... that's amazing.
Yeah.
Where do they live?
They live in Oregon growing
God-knows-what on their farm.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
What about you?
What about your parents?
My dad's fine.
He's up in Vermont,
living the quiet life.
He's a retired... retired
columnist, very heady.
Nice.
Yeah.
What about your mom?
Where's your mom?
My mom and I had sort of, um...
sort of an up-and-down
relationship.
Mostly down, I guess.
She left my dad for someone
else who she thought was better
and kind of stopped
talking to me in the process.
Just sort of... sort
of cut us off.
So you guys don't talk
at all anymore?
Um, no.
I... I got a card in the
No, four, actually, now.
God.
Yeah, it was from
her new husband,
and it just said that
she'd... she'd passed away.
But, you know, we hadn't
talked in, like, five years,
so it was... it was... it
was actually...
it wasn't as bad
as it could have been.
I-I'm... I... I kind of hate
talking about this stuff.
Yeah, no. Um... We don't
have to talk about it.
I'm...
I'm so sorry.
No, no.
It's okay.
It's all right.
I'm just... I'm...
I'm just stoned, and it's a lot.
I love this stuff, though, you know?
[CHUCKLES]
I think we are who we are
when we're with the people
that make us feel the most alive.
I don't know.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
[SNIFFLES]
I-I can't...
I can't decide which is better...
the fact that it's minus
20 degrees out
or the millions of twigs jabbing
me in the ass right now.
[LAUGHS]
I know.
I have, like, a root jabbing me.
[BOTH LAUGH]
I'll jab you with a root.
[STIFLED LAUGHTER]
Sorry.
That's... that's too bad,
'cause I really love dirty
nature double entendres.
Oh, yeah?
Mm-hmm.
Try saying that ten times fast.
Dirty nature double entendres.
It can't be done.
It's impossible.
Dirty...
nature...
double...
entendres.
I think I can feel that root
you were talking about.
Oh, dear.
It's growing.
[LAUGHS]
Really?
Hey.
Hey.
I think...
I think we're good to go.
Yeah. Good.
Hey, um... I got to go help El
with the rest of the stuff.
Okay.
I told her about
my mother last night.
Such an idiot.
Guarantee she's putting
the pieces together.
I don't know.
She seems down.
Yeah.
El, she's down with the fake me.
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