A Foreign Affair Page #3
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- 1948
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Life goes on in those ruins, though.
That used to be
the largest department store in Berlin.
It was 12 storeys high. Later on it became
headquarters for the storm troopers.
They blew it up themselves.
The idea was to destroy all their records.
They overlooked the fact that most
of them were in fireproof vaults.
Excuse me.
Well.
This is one of our youth clubs. We've
got a lot of them in the American zone.
We had quite a problem. Those weren't
ordinary youngsters when we came in.
They were mean old men. Now we're
trying to make kids of them again.
We had to kick the goose step out of them
and cure them of blind obedience
and teach them to beep at the referee.
If they want to steal,
make sure it's second base.
One thing they don't have to worry about
round here, breaking windows.
One family has already
christened a kid DiMaggio Schultz.
That's when I started believing
we'd won the war.
Hey, Frulein! Hey, Frulein!
Hey, Frulein! Hey, Frulein!
No, no, no.
Come on. What's the matter with you two?
Just a little Spazierfahren in the park.
Nein, we don't bicycle. We automobile.
(Both laugh)
Automobile? You got yourselves officers?
- French officers.
OK. So they got an automobile
but we got the candy bar.
Ah, your Fhrer's moustache.
Hey, Doctor, I got a lady on the balcony.
Size 14.
Hey, Frulein! Hey, Frulein!
Hey, Frulein! Stop, Frulein!
- Guten afternoon, Frulein.
- Hello, Frulein.
Das is my friend Brigadier General Mike.
And das is mein Freund,
Lieutenant General Joe.
Jawohl.
You know, you're a nice little strudel.
Hey, hands off. I saw her first.
Frulein, would you like
a little Spamachen,
- Biertrinken and Tanzen making?
- Jawohl.
She must be tetched in the wool.
All she can say is, "Jawohl".
Frulein, Frulein, willst du ein candy bar
Schn, fein Frulein,
you like Gls, nicht wahr?
At home though you won't believe us
The girls could take or leave us
But here we squares is millionaires,
ach, du wunderbar candy bar [Music:]
Don't give her that candy bar yet.
Are you crazy?
- I ain't giving. I'm just showing.
- Say, was ist your name?
- Er, Gretchen.
- Gretchen what?
- Gesundheit. Gretchen Gesundheit.
- Gesundheit!
How do you like that?
We're fraternising with a sneeze.
Gretchen, Gretchen... [Music:]
- I'm sorry. It's five packs now.
- Four packs.
Five packs for champagne,
three for wine, one for beer.
This is eine kleine clip joint.
Here's your tip.
How do you like these prices? We got
to write Congress to boost our PX ration.
Fat chance. All them schmoes think about is
coal strikes, flood control, United Nations.
What's Congress? A bunch of salesmen
with their foot in the right door.
For my dough, you can have
Congress and the Senate.
- I'll take it.
- You got it.
Hey!
What a bunch of cut-ups.
Hey, Gretchen, you live with your mother?
(Speaking German)
What business is it of yours?
Look, what do you want, the whole family?
You pulling a trick like the one
with the Schultz sisters?
Nein, nein, you Soldaten, United States.
Fry the uniformen.
Shh!
- (Piano)
- Black market
Sneak around the corner,
Budapesterstrae
Black market
Peek around the corner
Come, I'll show you things
you cannot get elsewhere
Come, make with the offers
and you'll get your share
Black market
Eggs for statuettes
Smiles for cigarettes
Got some broken-down ideals?
Like wedding rings?
Shh.
Tiptoe
Trade your things
I'll trade you for your candy
Some gorgeous merchandise
My camera, it's a dandy
Six by nine
Just your size
You want my porcelain figure?
A watch? A submarine?
A Rembrandt? Salami?
Black lingerie from Wien?
I sell my goods behind the screen
No ceiling, no feeling
A very smooth routine
You buy these goods
And, boy, these goods are keen
Black market
Laces for the missus,
chewing gum for kisses
Black market
Cuckoo clocks and bangles
Thousand little angles
Come and see my little music box today
Price?
Only six cartons
Want to hear it play?
Black market
Mink and microscope
for liverwurst and soap
Browse around
I've got so many toys
Don't be bashful
Step up, boys
You'll like my first edition
It's yours
That's how I am
A simple definition
You take art
I take Spam
To you for your K ration
Compassion
And maybe an inkling
A twinkling of real sympathy
I'm selling out
Take all I've got
Ambitions, conviction, the works
Why not?
Enjoy these goods
For, boy, these goods... are hot [Music:]
Boy, that's strudel. That's the kind
of pastry makes you drool on your bib.
You know what they say?
She was up there with them big Nazis.
Right in the major league.
She was Goebbels' girl or Gring's.
- How did she get away with it?
- Just look at her.
- She's hooked herself some big brass.
- Who?
All I know is, some big shot's
running interference for her.
Jawohl.
Listen, if anybody's dancing...
Come on, Gesundheit.
- What's the matter?
- Let go of me, you ape.
- What kind of language...
- I said ape and I meant ape.
- Where did you get that cake?
- (Joe) Hey, Mike.
I demand to know where you got that cake.
(Man) What you want?
Where'd this restaurant get food?
Our business, not yours.
I'm making it my business.
I happen to know all about that cake
and I am a Congresswoman
of the United States of America.
- Some strudel you picked.
- Yeah, let's go.
Put back that slice of the cake.
Take out the knife.
I want to know what it is doing here.
- It is being eaten.
- That's enough.
- This cake is confiscated.
- Hello.
- How do you do? So that's where it is.
- What do you know about this?
Very little. It was stolen out of my Jeep.
- It was?
- Stolen and sold on the black market.
They'll steal anything around here.
- When I think of that girl back in Iowa...
- Yeah.
I'll take care of this.
Don't trouble yourself.
Thank you. Will you also take care
of a pair of disgusting soldiers
who should be stood up
against a wall and...
I want you to find them. They're medium height.
One is a little taller.
Their names are Mike and Joe and
they're in uniforms with US on the collar.
Perfect sense, ma'am.
Now, what exactly is
the name of this sewer?
- The Lorelei.
- Address?
- Number 15, Hagenbachstrae.
- Are there other sewers like this?
- Three or four but this is the best.
- What is the name of that woman?
- What woman?
- The singer here.
Oh, the singer. I think it's Erika.
- Erika what?
- Erika von Schltow.
Why do you ask about her?
Because there's something funny going on
here and I'm not in the mood for laughs.
Schltow? How do you spell it?
Schltow, with an umlaut.
I thought so.
I want you to remember
that when we moved into Germany,
open graves and closed hearts.
We've tried to turn it
into a civilised state.
We had to eliminate things
that breed unrest and aggression.
We've tried to make them free men
and give them some dignity.
We had to return four million
displaced persons to their homes.
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