A Gnome Named Gnorm Page #6

How do you expect to get

away with all this, Stan?

In a few hours,

I'll be in Mexico.

Then I plan on

a little drowning accident.

The tragic end

of Stan Walton.

Goodbye, Gallagher.

What did you get?

I got enough.

(STAN GRUNTS)

You always were

a smart-ass brat,

Gallagher.

Now you and your little

girl are going to have

to pay for it.

(SCREAMING)

(GROWLING) Lumen.

You die, slug slime.

No, no.

Point the other way.

Damn little freak!

SAM:
No!

(GROANS)

No!

SAM:
No!

Sam, help me. Help me!

(GNORM COUGHING)

Bad, your breath.

CASEY:
What's this?

The bullet.

A very flat bullet.

Thick-skinned

little runt.

Hold him.

(GROANS)

Had to do it.

The lumen's in the bag.

Why don't you hang out

for a while, Gnorm?

Hmm, my people need lumen.

Well, you're people

need lumen, huh?

So you're in

a big rush, huh?

You know, I'm smelling

a Rena thing, Gnorm.

You just can't wait to wrap

those horny little gnome lips

around Rena's.

That's what it is, isn't it?

Gnorm warrior now.

Rena likes warriors, huh?

You take good care

of yourself, okay?

Enough, enough, enough...

(LAUGHING) Enough!

Now you take it easy.

Okay, pal?

And, uh, don't

be afraid to call

your old buddy sometime.

Drop me a postcard.

Hell, how do say goodbye

to a gnome?

You say goodbye!

Ah, shava.

Pooka Sam, hot ticket.

Hey, just get out of here,

you thick-skinned little runt.

(RUMBLING)

Well, he's gone.

Yeah, he's gone.

Well, ah,

just us then, huh?

Yep. Just you and me.

Just two of us.

Uh... (CLEARING THROAT)

Hey, slug lips.

Something wrong with you?

Make her toes curl.

Take a little trip

Take a little trip

Take a little trip and see

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Let's go to town

Let's go to town

Let's go to town

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Let's go to town

Let's go to town

Let's go to town

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Let's go to town

Let's go to town

Let's go to town

Let's go to town

Let's go to town

Let's go to town

MAN:
Yeah, that's right.

I said hey

What you lookin' at

I said

Yeah, right

I said hey

What you lookin' at

What you lookin' at

I said hey

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