A New Leaf Page #10

Synopsis: Henry Graham is a man with a problem: he has run through his entire inheritance, and is completely unequipped to provide for himself. His childhood guardian, Uncle Harry (a deliciously mean-spirited James Coco), refuses to give him a dime, and Henry, completely unwilling to exercise the only solution he sees--suicide-- devises a plan with the help of his imaginative butler: he can make money the old-fashioned way--he can marry it. With a temporary loan from Uncle Harry to tide him over, Henry has six weeks to find a bride, marry her, and repay the money, or else he must forfeit all his property to his uncle. With only days remaining, Henry meets clumsy, painfully shy heiress Henrietta Lowell (played by director Elaine May). She's the answer to his prayers--if only Henry can overcome the obstacles placed in his path by Uncle Harry, Henrietta's lawyer, and Henry's own reluctance to wed.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Elaine May
Production: Howard W. Koch Productions
  Nominated for 2 Golden Globes. Another 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.4
Rotten Tomatoes:
100%
G
Year:
1971
102 min
1,428 Views


Henry, it sounds like a waterfall!

Oh my God. That's what it is.

It just stops and becomes a waterfall.

Paddle like hell towards the bank!

Towards the bank!

There is no bank!

There is just a lot of rocks!

Henry?

Henry?

I can't ...

I can't swim.

Henry!

Henrietta, you hold on on to

that log until I tell you to let go!

The canoe overturned. I looked

desperately through the waters but ...

I ... I couldn't find her.

Henry?

And ... if only she had told me

she couldn't swim.

If only we had taken a guide.

But she had her heart set on

going with me alone.

Alright, Henrietta!

I'm ready for you now!

Take a deep breath,

hold your nose and let go!

Henrietta, look. I mean ...

Look. An Alsophila grahami.

Alsophila grahami.

Up here, in the north woods.

I've lost it.

I've lost my token.

I've lost my Alsophila grahami.

Henrietta.

Henrietta! Dammit to hell!

Damn, damn, damn! Nothing ever turns out

the way it's supposed to be ...

Work a plan.

Henrietta! Dammit!

Alright.

You may breathe now, Henrietta.

You may breathe now.

Let go of your nose.

Now, hold my shoulders. Face me.

Hold my shoulders. That's it.

Hold on to them. Alright.

Hold them.

Breathe, breathe.

Through your mouth.

Keep your chin up.

Chin up.

Breathe through your mouth.

That's it.

And if you taste water, spit it out.

Don't spit on me, Henrietta.

Just spit the water out into the river.

That's it. That's it.

Now breathe. Very good.

Here now. Sit down in the sun

and warm up.

That's right.

That's right.

There.

Are you still cold?

Well, I better hold you. My body

should provide some warmth.

Henry. Henry. Henry?

I'll always be able to

depend on you, won't I?

All the rest of my life?

I'm afraid so.

Henry, the history classes are going

to be much smaller this year.

Henrietta, I'm not going to teach history.

Probably.

It seems a shame, though, Henry.

You are a very talented man.

Are you sure you won't change your mind?

I don't know.

I have no mind as far as I can tell.

Are you still cold?

- I'm a little warmer.

- Good.

- Henry? Henry?

- Yes?

I know that this isn't

exactly what you planned.

What?

But will you mind doing it very much?

Being a history instructor?

And going to the university

with you in the mornings?

And ... grading term papers with you

in the study every semester?

Not terribly.

Come. I think we'd better go.

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Elaine May

Elaine Iva May (née Berlin; born April 21, 1932) is an American screenwriter, film director, actress, and comedienne. She made her initial impact in the 1950s from her improvisational comedy routines with Mike Nichols, performing as Nichols and May. After her duo with Nichols ended, May subsequently developed a career as a director and screenwriter. Her screenwriting has been twice nominated for the Academy Award, for Heaven Can Wait (1978) and the Nichols-directed Primary Colors (1998). May is celebrated for the string of films she directed in the 1970s: her 1971 black comedy A New Leaf, in which she also starred; her 1972 dark romantic comedy The Heartbreak Kid; and her 1976 gritty drama Mikey and Nicky, starring John Cassavetes and Peter Falk. In 1996, she reunited with Nichols to write the screenplay for The Birdcage, directed by Nichols. After studying acting with theater coach Maria Ouspenskaya in Los Angeles, she moved to Chicago in 1955 and became a founding member of the Compass Players, an improvisational theater group. May began working alongside Nichols, who was also in the group, and together they began writing and performing their own comedy sketches, which were enormously popular. In 1957 they both quit the group to form their own stage act, Nichols and May, in New York. Jack Rollins, who produced most of Woody Allen's films, said their act was "so startling, so new, as fresh as could be. I was stunned by how really good they were."They performed nightly to mostly sold-out shows, in addition to making TV appearances and radio broadcasts. In their comedy act, they created satirical clichés and character types which made fun of the new intellectual, cultural, and social order that was just emerging at the time. In doing so, she was instrumental in removing the stereotype of women being unable to succeed at live comedy. Together, they became an inspiration to many younger comedians, including Lily Tomlin and Steve Martin. After four years, at the height of their fame, they decided to discontinue their act. May became a screenwriter and playwright, along with acting and directing. Their relatively brief time together as comedy stars led New York talk show host Dick Cavett to call their act "one of the comic meteors in the sky." Gerald Nachman noted that "Nichols and May are perhaps the most ardently missed of all the satirical comedians of their era." more…

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