A Snow Globe Christmas Page #2

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Full cream. Extra nutmeg.

To you.

Oh. I just have to keep asking

myself. WWMOD.

What's that?

What Would Marie Osmond Do.

Oh. Gotcha.

To us!

Mmmm.

Dream food has no calories!

Show me more.

Absolutely. Follow me this way.

A little bit of paradise. My mom

use to call it "Landover".

Whoa! It's beautiful.

...Mom. Dad. You're home.

Oh! It's our beautiful kids.

Hey! Come over here.

Oh my goodness.

Let me look at you.

Wow!

You're perfect.

This is the best concussion

ever.

Snow ball fight!

Yay!

No! No no no no!

No no!

Baby 20 minutes ago you didn't

remember their names.

Well...

So maybe we should start easy.

Snowman.

Yeah!

Snowman!

- Ok.

- Alright.

Snowman.

Wow this a really nice dream.

I don't want to wake up.

So afraid this will end.

You say that every night honey

and, it never does.

Get unr these... arms right

there.

Hey I remember what I use to

call you.

What?

Show tune Ted.

Cause you loved musical theater.

I still love musical theater.

I still love you.

So this is what it would have

been like.

If i would have joined you on

the train that day.

Remember?

uh-hm.

You invited me to join you for

Christmas.

I was suppose to take the 3

o'clock train.

But instead I backed out at the

last minute.

I had work so, I just didn't

show.

But then you turned around and

you came witme here.

Wow.

Can you imagine?

I don't have to.

Why?

Because you're here.

You chose to be here. You chose

to be with me.

You're gonna remember that.

What if I don't?

They I will use every tool in my

formatable arcinal to make sure

that you fall in love with

me all over again.

It sure is a lovely dream.

But every dream has to end

sometime, right?

Uh. Damn E train.

E train?

Ugh!

Reality.

Where's my phone? I gotta call

Penny.

What's up babe?

You're still here?

Yeah I'm still here! I live

here!

I'm still here?

Yeah baby you live here too.

What the? Meg! Meg! Wait!

Oh this is no dream.

This is really happening.

ing g out! Wait up Meg!

Wake up!

Alright Meg you are going to

wake up. Right now!

Ouch!

Nothing is working!

Mom!

Oh! Tiny perfect children still.

Ok.

- Perfect!

- Right.

Guys would you go upstairs and get ready for

school ok? Come on. Chop chop let's go.

Come on!

Upstairs!

Now baby-

Stop calling me baby.

Stop it.

Ok.

Megan I am going to go upstairs.

And when I get up there I am going

to get the kids ready for school.

The slow talking is not working.

Fine! But what I need you to do

is relax.

And I'm gonna go out and I'm

gonna take the kids to school

and then I'm get Doc

Wilson alright?

Now what I want you to do right

now is sit down and just relax.

Whoo!

Rocking the rockin-There you

go!

There it is.

Ok? Alright.

Good afternoon Meg. See you at

Boss? You are here?

I heard about the old

concussion-rooney.

I didn't even recognize you.

You're actually happy!

When you get to do what you

love, how can you not be happy.

Trains? You love trains?

Ever since I was a boy.

So you hoping on Meg?

Do you stop at Penn station?

Just around the town, like

always.

Right.

Ok. I'll find a way out of here.

Ha ha!

Let's see.

- Ah!

Hi.

I'm just umm...

Car trouble Meg?

Yeah that's it. I... I don't

remember where I put my key.

Oh. I can help you with that.

Sweet.

Hang on. You're that extra.

Extra? Extra what?

Carl?

What?

Just checking your pupils.

You know, you can't be too careful

when you've had a concussion.

Oh come on. What ever happen Doctor

patient confidentiality in this town.

Well here you go.

Thank you.

Remember Meg, Under the mat is

where most people keep their keys.

Copy that.

Hello again Meg!

Are you ready to finish

Christmas shopping hun?

Sure.

Excuse me?

Yeah?

I need to use this road.

Can't.

Why is that?

There's a blizzard coming. Not

safe.

Uh huh.

And how am I suppose to...

You want my takeon things?

Does it really matter if I do or

not?

Everything you need is right

here.

Eh perfectly normal.

There's nothing physically wrong

with you.

See I told you.

And you... house call. You're so

clich I'm mad at my brain right now.

So Doc how long will this

episode gonna last for?

Oh these delusions are usually short-lived.

At least that's what all the books say.

She'll see something for example

and all of a sudden

Memory.

You know? Just takes the right

trigger.

Pull the trigger.

Just a short sharp shock. And

then...

Meg?

Meg!

Hey.

Oh.

Hello.

Can I ask you something?

Given you're the personification

of a deep physical trauma

and/or my psychotic break, knock

yourself out.

What's your hurry?

I have things.

What?

Are you so sure?

OK cryptic omnipresent ghost angel.

Empart upon me your whimsical truth.

What if this is your real life?

What? I'm sorry that's all?

That's it.

Later alligator.

After a while you crock of sh...

- It's a Christmas Miracle!

- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

You're alright? You're alright?

That's me. I am alright.

I got an idea.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Come with me.

Alright keep your eyes closed.

Don't open them until I say now

alright?

OK.

Don't open them until I say now.

Now.

Ah.

Initials?

That's some how suppose to fix

everything?

These are our initials.

Ooh.

Look around. Babe this is the

place where I proposed to you.

Yeah and...

Where you said yes.

Ok.

You got to remember some of it.

I think you are just miss

understanding. It just that you

acting exactly someone or

something that I wrote.

The crazy thing is just way too

perfect.

You don't say it like a

compliment.

It's not.

How is that suppose to make me

feel?

I'm sorry. I'm sure you are a

really nice guy.

But?

But, I don't belong here.

You know what? You are here.

So maybe it's time that you realize

that you are a little perfect too.

Hang on a second that was supposed

to be charming wasn't it?

A little bit.

Well you my friend, you are in

need of a rewrite.

Just saying.

I bet you remember this!

Awaiting the sensation of a

short sharp shock!

From the chip chippy chopper on

my big black block.

What's that?

College? It's the show we did in

college. Don't you remember?

uh uh.

Gilbert & Sullivan.

Gilbert & Sullivan.

Gilbert & Sullivan.

Gilbert... ok.

Show tunes Ted.

Hey Meg.

Mr. Barnes?

We know each other better than

that. Call me "Old Man Barnes".

Like in an episode of

Scooby-Doo.

Ok.

Hear you had quite a nasty

spill. You alright?

Yeah I'm good.

Hey.

If I tell you something can you

promise to keep a secret?

I am like crazy lost.

Where do you want to go?

Oh, it's not the question of the

day.

No the question of the day is, Do

you want help to find you way?

Yes I do. But I also do not want you

to tell my Ted. I mean, my husband.

Alrighty.

If you follow this path. Cut through

there and basically you're downtown.

Sounds good.

Thank you.

Hey.

Yes?

You realize you are sitting on a

fortune here right?

What do you mean?

Well this. This is what

everybody wants.

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