A Snow Globe Christmas Page #4

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Really?

- Go for yours.

- Alright.

Talent!

I was just kidding but ok.

I have an idea.

Starting tomorrow we're gonna

change things up a bit.

No more picking actors by drawn straws.

We are gonna do actual auditions.

I would like all of you to come

in tomorrow morning having

prepared 2 paged dramatic

monologues.

Um, what is a monologue?

Google it.

No Google?

No.

Library?

Alright library it.

Come ready to dance.

I like that you are changing

things up a little bit.

Thank you.

You know what I really like?

What's that?

The dance. Give me some.

Oh oh! Hello!

Somebody's got her mojo back.

I yes.

- Yeah!

- I do.

Back in college we use to shake

it on the dance floor.

Don't there's kids aund.

Shake itrom behind.

Ok kids here.

That's right.

Let's get some work done.

They know how they go here don't

they?

I don't know.

So when are we gonna get a tree?

Not today. We have a show to

rewrite.

But it's almost Christmas.

Well.

Meg. Ted.

Hey.

Mr. Blevin.

Have you seen our new trees?

Just got them in.

You know our tradition. We cut

one. We plant one.

That's right.

Do you have trees like this?

Oh I love this.

That is kitchy.

Consider my gift to you.

Oh wow.

Are you serious? Thank you so

much.

Just remember my son Lyn.

He's auditioning tomorrow. He's

very talented.

I will be sure to keep out my

eye out for him.

And I will let you know as soon as AD

space goes on sale for our program.

I'm picturing a colorful, full

page spread for your shop.

Baby we don't have programs.

We will.

Leave it to me and we're gonna have programs,

flyers, tweets, blogs, social network.

Tweet and blogs?

Or just flyers.

See Teddy it's perfect. We got a

tree out of the deal too.

Win Win.

But it's not the same.

Meg.

This is pretty.

If you like purple.

And I do.

- Hey.

- You got a second?

- Sure.

- I want to show you something.

- Ok.

- Yeah.

This is beautiful. You did this?

Yeah. Just like our honeymoon.

What's that?

It's our song.

- I can't.

- Meg.

I can't I'm sorry.

Come on.

I'm not, I'm not your wife.

And I'm not your Meg.

I know you think I am.

Touching me would be cheating on

her.

If you're not my wife where is

my wife?

I don't know.

But I do know i'm not her.

Ok?

I'm sorry. I'll go sleep on theo

No.

I know you're in there.

Ok guys. Let's g

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I'm just gonna grab a bucket of

nog.

Don't hurt yourself.

Hey.

I need to talk to you about

something really quick alright?

I think it would make your mom really

happy if you auditioned for the show.

Can I get a real tree though?

What did Eric want?

Oh just wanted to remind us about

the Christmas party tonight.

So is Teddy gonna audition or

what?

I know I tried to convince him

but uh, nope.

Hmm.

Ok Rose show us what you got.

Silent night. Holy...

Jingle all the way..

Heavenly Peace

Hey

Sleep in heavenly peace

Look at them they are just

spinning on their toes.

They are spinning on something.

Singing

Mom?

Yeah?

Do I have to sing?

Do you want a part?

But...

I can't just give you a part.

It doesn't work like that.

You're just gonna have to try

mama mia.

Everyone lands somewhere. Just

give it a shot.

Are we ready?

Silent night. Holy

night. All has calm. All is bright. Ri...

Please make it stop.

Um honey.

Good job. Thank you.

Nice work Mia.

Way way to hustle.

Ok I think-

There's just one more audition

if you don't mind.

- We're gonna look at cast list first.

- Well we should let Mr. Barnes go.

And how many years have you

played Santa now?

Everyone auditions.

No gimmies. Thank you.

Everyone auditions so...

We can't wait to see.

Twas a night before Christmas

and all through the house.

Sturing. Not e-

Sorry. My throat-

gets a little scratchy.

Mr. Barnes I think we have heard

enough.

Thank you very much for coming

in.

Oh ok. Thank you.

Ok I think we are ready to...

post the cast list.

Umm... yeah.

Actually if it's ok.

Singing Toyland

He's really good.

Singing Toyland

What did you say to him?

It's just a little trick I

learned in College.

What's that?

If you ever want to land a woman like your

mother some day best way to her heart is

a snappy tune and some fancy

foot work.

I'll help you figure out what

you're really good at ok?

I promise.

Ok everyone!

Now you know what parts you're

playing. Now get up on stage and

try blocking before Ted and I

have to go home.

Things change.

Come on. Places please.

The ones they picked weren't

that good?

Some people just don't know

talent when it bites them in the-

Tell me about it. Picking your

own kid to play Joseph.

Merry Christmas gentlemen.

See dad they have a real tree.

Yeah I know buddy. We'll get one

soon.

Ok.

You were amazing.

Thanks. Now would you be a lamb

and get me some more punch?

Meg.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

I am really really glad you're

here.

I was thinking about what you

said.

You know about find a way?

There's something about you

that-

Hey honey.

Yeah?

Have you seen mimi? Teddy Jr

said she ran off crying.

Mia locked herself in the den

and won't come out.

Baby open up.

Go away. Leave me alone.

Mia open the door.

She doesn't want to.

Ok.

What's wrong sweety?

I wanna die.

People are treating me like I'm

a total dork.

Oh no.

You're not a dork.

Come here.

Ok.

Alright.

When I was your age same exact

thing happened to me.

I auditioned for a play and they told me, and

I quote "You have the worst singing voice

I've ever heard in my whole

life".

Where they wrong?

No they were not wrong. I sound

like a dying cow.

I was like Woooo woooo

I'm not even exaggerating..

So what did you do?

Well...

I became the story teller.

I became the one who decides

where the story goes.

Ok.

I've got an idea.

Allow me to introduce you to our

new assistant producer.

Congratulations sweetie.

Thanks!

I'm not gonna even let my kid

audition next year.

It's demoralizing.

Why are you always trying to

upstage me?

Tell me about it.

Would you stop flirting with

victoria.

You think you're better then

everyone else.

I can't help it if you can't

sing.

- Bribery.

- I'm sick of you.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Ok now now now.

It's a party huh.

Just remember where we are huh.

Oh yeah? and just where are we? cause last

time I checked this town did not give parking

tickets for no reason mayor.

Ok guys guys. It's Christmas.

Christmas? yeah try telling my kid that.

he's been crying all day

cause he got shot down for the

pageant.

We are all a little disappointed

but it's early. Ok?

We're working on it. Ok.

Everybody. You know what? umm.

Everyone we are here at mayor Eric's

house to celebrate Christmas time.

At Christmas time I like to ding my

favorite song. And my favorite song is

Toyland. Toyland. Little girl

and boyland

Singing Toyland

Yeah! can you do me a favor and

grab this.

We are going to dance baby.

- Ok.

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