A Spell on You Page #4

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You need to make him sign

up for a second month.

Yeah, damn right.

Full price.

Let's try and get some

business going here, yeah?

Let's show good faith.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

[STEVE] Come on, you

can do it, I know you can.

All right.

[STEVE] Chin up.

And watch the language around Carly.

All right, mate, all right?

(GUITAR MUSIC)

(PHONE RINGING)

Hello.

Hi, Mom!

Yeah, I'm fine, how you doing?

Just doing some washing, actually.

You'll be pleased to know.

Yeah, the house is all fine.

Yes, and the goldfish.

What?

No, what, just tell me, I've got no idea.

Mom.

Oh, Mom, that's amazing, that's so cool.

Aw, congratulations, that's incredible.

Aw, bless Terry, when did he do that?

Aw, did he have a ring?

Aw, that's so romantic.

Yeah, no, we're all fine here, of course.

What, like another week?

Yeah, no, of course, don't worry about us.

That's fine.

Yeah, look, take as long as you need.

Yeah, I can imagine.

Aww.

Oh, Olly, it's Mom on the phone.

It's Mom, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mom, Olly's just come out of his room.

Let me pass you across to him.

Hi, Mom.

So when are you getting back?

It's just, I really miss you.

Just don't tell anyone, all right?

I won't.

I'll make an announcement this afternoon

to all of the office

and everyone will find.

Becks, I've got news.

Big news, you know how

I saw Andy last night?

Yeah.

Follow me.

What's going on, Vicki?

F***.

Oh, ugh.

It stinks.

It's not half as bad as Andy's.

Speaking of which, he's

in the toilet last night.

This is how I find out, right?

He goes to the toilet, and I

have a look in his pockets.

I know I'm not supposed to, but you know.

I look in his pockets,

and I find this receipt,

and the receipt is for

350 pounds for jewelry.

Oh, wow great.

So I'm waiting all night,

I'm waiting and I'm thinking,

"He's gonna propose, he's gonna propose,

"he's gonna propose," right?

I wasn't expecting to

be proposed to in a pub,

but you know, it's fine.

It's fine, and nothing happens.

And I'm thinking, "Oh, God, oh, God."

Then the end of the night comes,

and he says that we're

going away this weekend.

He's booked us into some Travel Inn thing

just on the way to Gatwick,

so he's going to propose

this weekend, isn't he?

Brilliant, um I really hope he does too.

So I go home and I look up which ones

they could be on the

internet, and I found two.

I recon it's this one, right, 16 stones!

16 stones, can you believe it?

Lovely.

So anyway, this afternoon I booked Mix.

Everyone's gotta come.

Don't worry, you're gonna be a bridesmaid.

Both of you, right?

But everyone's gonna come this afternoon.

Wait, wait, wait, what,

tonight you've booked?

Oh, that's lovely, but

maybe you should wait

until after he's proposed

and you're actually engaged.

And then maybe we could have

like a big celebration then,

which would be better to do it

then rather than now, Vicki.

No, don't you think maybe, a good idea?

Why wait?

Way to ruin it, Becks.

Vicki, maybe we should wait though.

Do you not think it

would be a better idea?

Then we could have a big celebration then,

rather than spreading it all out.

It would be much more fun.

I can have all the parties I want.

I can have a party now,

I can have a party after,

I could have a wedding!

I'm getting married!

[CARLY] Oh yeah.

I'm getting married!

Oh.

Oh, Vicki.

[CARLY] Come on, cheer up, Becks.

She's insane.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

(SHOUTING)

I'm so proud.

I can't believe you actually came!

These are my work mates.

This is Becky, say hi.

Hi.

I can't believe you've

got all of these on.

Vick's chicks!

[ALL] Vick's chicks!

Come on, drink, yeah?

Who's gonna buy me a drink?

[ALL] Shots, shots, yeah, shots!

Whoo.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

(LAUGHING)

Hi.

[STEVE] What are you

doing over here on your own?

Getting them drinks, more drinks.

Ah.

Oh, hang on, let me get that.

[BECKY] You sure?

No absolutely.

Look, I'm gonna put it on

expenses anyway, so yeah.

Thanks.

[STEVE] Well, I don't have

no idea what we're drinking.

Oh, same again, cocktail,

colored, whatever.

Same again.

[BECKY] Colored.

Colored thingies.

[BECKY] Look how happy she is.

Yeah, well, maybe she should

enjoy it while it lasts.

Okay.

Sorry, that was...

It's an engagement party.

I know, it was selfish.

Some things are not meant to

last, and I'm sure this is.

This is the one I'm getting.

This is what I think I'm getting.

I think I'm getting

this one, look at that.

Oh, that is so nice!

Look at that, look at that!

[LADY] Oh, it's gorgeous.

350, that's how much

you've got to save, Scotty.

350 pounds?

I'm never going to pay that,

I would never pay that!

Oh.

(CHATTERING)

Look, more importantly,

what are the chances

of me bumping into you

in town tomorrow, hmm?

Shall we synchronize watches?

What do you say, 50/50?

70/30?

No, pretty low.

I'm looking after my

little brother tomorrow.

I'm taking him to this

wicked place though.

I found this amazing place in Reading

that I've never been before.

Yes,

and that's it?

That's all I'm getting?

Yeah, that's what you're getting.

Actually, he'll like it.

All he does all day is sit on the sofa

playing computer games.

Finally, I think I found somewhere

that he'll actually like.

You're not going to tell

me any more than that?

[BECKY] Oh, no,

absolutely not, top secret.

See, now I'm intrigued.

[BECKY] Yeah.

Come on, Scotty, come on, take it off.

What, no, no, no, I'm...

[VICKI] It's my special day.

No.

Come on, come on.

You might like it, actually.

[STEVE] Yeah.

Yeah, it's quite cool.

Spill the beans, come

on, where are you going?

Look, I know I'm wearing a tiara, but

as your boss, I'm ordering you to tell...

No, no.

You take your dress off!

You take it off, you.

[ALL] Scotty, Scotty, Scotty, Scotty.

Off, off, off.

Take it off.

Oh sweet, Jesus.

You finally five, five available here.

No, no, no, no.

No this,

oh you gonna spank me?

(SHOUTING)

All right, I'm keeping this party, what?

[ALL] Off, off, off, off.

Off, off, off.

(SCREAMING)

[MAN] Buddy.

(SHOUTING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

(SOFT MUSIC)

Look, have you seen this ax, here?

[OLLY] Yeah.

Look, how cool is that?

Can you see?

There's that double ax there, right?

That will go straight

through that horse's head.

Do you see that horse?

And then they're fighting

with their bows and arrows.

Look at all of them there.

Did you see that?

And here, right, do you

know who this guy is?

[OLLY] King Harold.

[BECKY] Yeah, exactly, King Harold.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Don't do that Harold bit without me.

History lesson, history lesson.

Right, so they think this guy is Harold

because of the arrow through his eye.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

But actually now we

think this one is Harold.

Do you know what they did to him?

No.

No, chopped his head

off like that, right?

Disemboweled him and then

they, um, gelded him.

What's gelded mean?

To, uh, chop his balls off.

Cool.

The notion of overkill comes

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