A Spell on You Page #6

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Then this is definitely a third date!

Which side?

I tend to hand to the left.

Hey, oh okay.

That's the you're gonna roll, is it?

We can just lay here with

our clothes on if you want.

Hmm, mm hmm.

No, fun

Let's take (MUMBLES).

Glasses.

Have you still got your boots on?

I didn't think you'd mind.

I kind of like it.

(SOFT MUSIC)

Becky?

Becky, you need to get up, I made you tea.

I can give you a lift in,

but I got a conference call at 9:15.

I can't be late.

Okay, can I have a shower and stuff.

Of course, yeah, it's all yours.

Can you pass my shoes?

Um, not those ones.

Should be just around the side there.

Okay.

That's it thank you.

Okay, Death Star approaching.

I think this is about as close

as you'll want to risk it.

Do you mind if I drop

you on the corner here?

I know it's a bit weird, but...

It's fine, yeah.

Um, you can come around the back there.

You know, we don't arrive...

Okay all right.

I promise you, next weekend

will be amazing, all right?

Just keep the faith.

All right then, see ya.

Actually, Becky, one more thing.

Okay, just go.

All right, see you in there.

See you in there.

(LAUGHING)

That's disgusting.

Oh my God.

What's going on?

It's f***ing tortoise sex.

Listen to it.

F***ing hell, that's f***ing ridiculous.

I really didn't expect that.

Look, look, look.

Oh, that's gross.

Oh my f***.

That's horrible.

That's really horrible.

Look, look, look at.

(LAUGHING)

That's really horrible.

Vicki!

Vicki, sorry to trouble you.

It's just I got a prospective

client on the phone

who wants to know what

you're doing messing around

on the internet on a Monday morning

instead of doing some work.

In fact, he'd like to

know what you're all doing

messing around on a Monday morning

instead of doing some actual work.

You should come look at

this, Steve, it's pretty funny.

Oh, great, well, as

long as it's funny, Becky,

I'm sure it's all perfectly fine.

In fact, maybe you'd like

to do me a spreadsheet

about exactly how funny it is,

and then I can take that to

the board meeting next month.

No?

Maybe somebody wants to

clear up this kitchen area.

It's a f***ing pigsty.

Sorry, Steve.

I'm so sorry.

It's all right.

I didn't mean for you to

do the tidying up either.

I thought Scotty was gonna do it.

It's fine, honestly, I totally get it.

I'm really sorry.

Vicki, there she is!

Listen, can I get a nice cup of tea

when you got a minute, please?

Absolutely.

Oh, and cactus juice for the

tortoise while you're at it.

(LAUGHING)

He's never angry for long.

That's why we love him.

Right, a half for lunch, who's coming?

Where are you going?

Polish place on the corner.

No, I'm taking him for lunch

after he won that account.

All right.

Come on big boy, it's on me.

Becks, you coming?

Oh no, I've got a loads of work to do.

Hi.

Um, sorry, I just, the others

have all gone out for lunch,

so I thought I'd come in here and say hi.

Becky, you can't, you

can't just come in here.

Sorry, I, no, I checked the office.

There's no one else here, so.

We've been over this, all right?

It's not appropriate, okay, I'm your boss.

But, I know you are, Steve.

But, you know, everyone else is gone.

I just wanted to come in here and...

Becky, look, I know this

is difficult for you, okay?

But it's difficult for me as well.

We've got to have rules.

I don't really want rules.

Becky, believe me,

I've been here before,

and the minute this

becomes office property,

it just becomes messy, okay?

That's not what I want.

What do you mean,

you've been here before?

Okay, ah.

Right.

I don't get you, I really don't.

One minute, it's like amazing,

and the next, you're telling

me to get out of your office.

Becky, I just need you

to hang in there, okay?

Let's just get to the weekend.

We can talk about it then.

I don't think that's gonna

work out for me, really.

You're an incredible guy,

but,

um, I just have...

Again, again, again, f***.

I'm sorry.

I hope, I just don't,

how is this gonna work?

I'm 25.

I want more than like sneaking around.

Becky, I'm sorry, I just.

I think I should probably go.

Okay?

Becky.

No, I'm gonna go.

Becky,

Becky.

Becky!

Just please, just.

Soft

Fragile eyes

Reflex smile

White sheets enfold you

So new

To this world

Where have you been

Stop this 'cause you're stressing me out

My mind works far too fast

I should trust you

well, I've never f***ed up

You all right?

[HIM] Yeah, you?

Fine.

How's Carly?

Fine, how's Steve?

Fine.

Good.

[BECKY] Why'd you text me?

I just wanted to clear the air

about the whole Carly,

Friday night thing, you know?

Okay.

Well, should we get a drink first, maybe?

Okay, one drink.

[BECKY] All right, one drink.

One drink.

Just one.

Okay.

Just one.

You all right?

Can I get a vodka coke,

and what do you want?

A pint, please.

And two Jagerbombs, please.

Thank you very much.

One drink.

Two Jagerbombs, please.

One drink.

Mm hmm.

Okay.

- Again.

- Another.

- Ah.

- Ugh.

Did you do it?

Mm hmm.

Gross.

So how on earth can you

be feeling like sh*t then?

What the hell is wrong?

Well, what's wrong with you?

Tell me about Steve.

Men are sh*t.

Men are sh*t?

Men are sh*t.

Women are pretty sh*t.

Women are not sh*t, men are sh*t.

I feeling sh*t because

I have been trying to get a

bike sponsorship for years.

A couple years ago, I f***ed it up.

I got involved in this.

This drink and other

sh*t, and I ruined it.

I burned bridges, I ruined it.

Done, okay?

F***.

This year I have been

trying to build it back up

and to go back out there

and say, "I'm different."

This week, I go in, and I present myself.

I said, "I've changed,

this isn't me anymore."

No one wanted me.

F*** them.

F*** them.

F*** them.

I tried twice, and I failed twice.

You know how hard it is?

A whole year of my life wasted.

No one wants me, no one wants me.

I'll have you.

Put the money in, put the money in.

Money, money, money.

Choose, choose.

Uh.

Okay, good.

All right.

(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)

Well she is having major (MUMBLES)

I tried to tell her

there's nothing wrong

There's no (MUMBLES)

(MUMBLES) girl

Stay

Trousers.

Okay, the same time.

Okay.

Is that a birthmark?

[HIM] Mm hmm.

Cool.

Did you know that birthmarks

are actually the mark of kings?

That's good to know.

I haven't got a condom.

I have a condom?

Well, I didn't know I

was gonna come here with,

oh, f***er.

Maybe I can find a condom.

Maybe there's one I might.

I really, I don't have a condom.

So maybe we should just not have sex then.

Fine.

[BECKY] Fine.

No sex.

Whoa me

You all right?

I've got you a cup of

tea, if you want one.

I'm good, actually, for tea and stuff.

I've got to go.

I've got quite a lot of stuff to do today.

I lost track of time, I

lost track of the days.

This is why I shouldn't drink,

you know, I just forget.

Oh that's okay.

I had a really nice time last night.

So did I, I really did.

God, I'm trying to.

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