A Street Cat Named Bob Page #5
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Faith!
Listen mommy, he's got a cat!
But she's allergic!
I know!
Bob!
Please, don't...
Get that thing out of here!
She'll have an attack.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
James, please.
Come on, mate. Come here.
Bob, come on.
Oh, for goodness sake...
No!
That was my mother's.
I know.
Bob? Bob!
I'm sorry, I'm...
Get out of my house!
Come on, son.
You and your creature,
just get out!
Come on, James.
Come on, mate.
Bob!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
It's okay, come on.
It's okay.
He's my son!
What do you think I'm going to
do, close the door in his face!
What am I supposed to do.
- You told me before.
- Don't let him in...
Can I stroke him?
Can I?
Yeah, you can try.
So cute.
How old is he?
I don't know.
I want a kitten?
My friend, Sammy, has a kitten.
Make sure he's out of here!
Happy new year, dad.
Thanks.
Nice to see you again.
Go on, right there.
That's it, go on.
Hey!
Piss off, you moron.
It's more like piss onto me.
Get that dog away from here,
I'm trying to play here.
Come on, mate.
Come on.
What! Don't touch me.
Will you get that
person out of here?
What, just
because there's a crowd?
Don't touch me, yeah!
Back off, back off.
I got a cat under here.
Hey! Hey, that's enough
over here. Give it up.
Just leave, it's not me.
My dog needed a piss.
It's your fault with that dog...
Cc TV proved
it wasn't your fault.
You had it here for busking
for six months.
So where's Bob?
Do you want to thank me for
coming down and bailing you out?
Maybe you can focus.
You can't go back
to covent garden.
You're banned from busking.
I want to know where my cat is?
You missed your meds,
didn't you?
I just want to know
where Bob is.
He's safe, he's in
the police kennel.
We can go and get him right now.
You got yourself arrested and you
didn't get your methadone, James!
You are so close.
Don't lose it now.
It wasn't my fault,
none of this.
It wasn't my fault.
Look, I'm going to
call the chemist,
authorize them to give you the methadone
even though you missed it yesterday.
You go straight there,
I'll get Bob, okay?
Hello.
If you failed the shot any day we
can't give you the medication.
Yeah, she called you,
didn't she?
Like your work here, she called?
I'm just warning you.
Okay.
Sign.
Come on, man.
Let me explain.
What's to explain,
I have eyes, James.
You're an addict,
you lied to me.
No, I didn't lie,
I just, I just...
Shaded the truth a little.
Oh, please!
Wait, look, okay, yeah, I'm on
the methadone program, yeah...
But I haven't used for three months, and
believe me I am trying to get clean.
I can't be around addicts,
I told you that, it's just...
It's too much...
I can't do it! And I wasn't
shading the truth.
This, this dog, Bob, and
and then this whole fight
broke out, and then...
I got arrested. I wasn't doing anything
wrong, it wasn't me fault but,
that, and busking if I do, then
I'll get arrested again and then...
I don't know. I don't know
what even happened to Bob.
If you can't sing then you
can't make any money.
And if you do sing then
you'll get arrested
and all you're thinking about
is what happens to the cat.
When you sell our magazine,
you get out or you put in.
You know they say
weed is a gateway drug.
Uh, yeah, I'm a little
familiar with the concept.
Well, the big issue is
the gateway opportunity.
I'll start you off with
a handful of free ones.
Just like a pusher, right, you sell
them, the next ones you buy from us.
Sell those, make
a little profit...
Buy even more.
After a while you get better territories,
work your way up, et cetera, et cetera.
Before you know it, you're freaking
Rupert Murdoch. But not a dick head.
If you can't sell them
we don't buy them back.
So, you got a plan.
And you get one
designated territory, get it?
Poach on anyone else,
and you're done.
Period, boom, clear?
Boom, clear.
Good.
You can't have an animal
in your photo.
This is your official ID.
What animal?
I don't see an animal,
this is my co-pilot.
Okay.
Look this way.
Say cheese, Bob.
You know what, I might have just
the right thing for you two.
It'll cost a tenner.
But it's worth it.
Big issue!
Come on guys!
Give it a try,
help for the night.
Big issue!
Can I have a selfie
with the cat?
Do you take a picture?
And then you buy a paper,
how is that?
Is that a deal?
Oh, you are a good
businessman, I like that.
Come on, Bob,
look at the camera.
There you go, all right.
Thank you.
He wants to give you
a high five. High five, Bob.
High five there.
Oh, that's two pounds, fifty.
I've only got two thirty,
is that all right?
Two pounds, fifty. I can
see that's two pounds, fifty.
Excuse me, mate.
Hello, Peter Gruner,
I'm from the Islington tribune.
Thank you.
Do you mind if I did a story
on you and the cat?
You taking the Mick?
Ooh, can I pet him?
You can try, just
behind the ears though.
I see you're a human
interest story.
- What's that?
- Would you mind?
All, right. Yeah, sure.
Look this way, Bob.
Bob, over there.
Bob?
Lovely.
Another one.
Big issue! Big issue!
Big issue!
Big issue, big issue.
Big issue!
Bloody stupid cat.
Hello, mate.
Go screw yourself, yeah.
Hey, watch your mouth.
I've got a nine in here.
Excuse me, sir.
Sir! Sir.
Me?
Can I take a picture
of you and your cat?
Please?
Uh... yeah, sure, sure.
It's okay, Bob.
He loves your hat.
- Great.
- Okay, no worries.
Thank you.
Can we buy a magazine?
Oh, sorry, it's not my patch.
You go speak to that guy
over there.
We just really want
to help, please.
Ah, you cant.
Thank you so much.
- Have a great day.
- And you.
Come on, I wasn't poaching.
Do you know...
He knows I wasn't poaching.
My patch!
You're selling papers.
What else you want to call it?
Call it envy.
Envy! I'll envy your arse.
God, stop, stop it.
James, you knew the rules.
I wasn't selling, I was just...
One month, no papers.
Come on, don't do this to me,
I wasn't selling I promise you.
- You knew the rules.
- This was one...
Couple that came up,
you saw what happened.
So they forced you to sell
to them, didn't they?
I wasn't trying to poach.
You're taking
business off me, yeah.
Why are you making this up,
why are you picking on me?
- Enough, enough.
- I saw you took the money.
One month, no papers.
What?
Nothing.
Just the... chaos.
Chaos around drug addicts?
Life's a constant sh*t storm.
That kind of chaos?
Bob, put the frog down.
Leave it.
I'll leave at one.
Here you go.
Come on, Bob.
Hey, there's nothing there.
It's empty, mate.
Bob.
Bob, stop it.
Get a little rest,
mate, come on.
Bob.
Stop it!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I know, I know
you're hungry, buddy.
I'm sorry.
I'll find a way, okay.
I'll find a way.
James, what are you doing?
Betty. Oh, I'm just...
You've been banned from busking.
Well, Bob's hungry, I'm hungry.
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