A Weekend with the Family Page #9

Hey, when that thing wake up,

it gotta go to work.

[both starts singing]

Hey, man, we forgot you was there.

I wanted to say that...

I'm really happy you guys came.

I mean, I couldn't have done all this

without you guys.

-I love you, Mamma.

-I love you, PP.

-And I love you, Pop.

-Thank you, son, love you too.

And you, girl, if you ain't my damn twin!

I swear we are identical! Come here, girl.

I love you, baby. [squeals]

Welcome to the family.

-Thank you, Mr. Stankershet.

-Always a pleasure.

Such a nice, young lady.

Listen...

Me and your mamma, we got Bible study

on Wednesday, we gonna go upstairs.

Praise His light.

Got some scriptures to study.

[indistinct chatter and laughter]

Let's go, baby.

-Start taking your top off.

-Okay, all right.

[Dingo] Start taking your top off now.

Oh, Lord Jesus!

We gonna see y'all.

-Come on.

-[Nip] First man to the bed.

Oh, I got that thing!

[Dingo catcalls] Come on, baby.

It's not Wednesday.

[both laugh]

Oh, babe, I love your parents.

I think they love you too.

-Mr. Stankershet.

-Oh, Mrs. Stankershet.

That's Courtney Marie Mount Zion-

On-The-Rock [clicks tongue] Stankershet.

-I love you.

-I love you more.

[Travis] Have you ever been in the middle

of everything in your life

completely falling into place?

And you stop and ask yourself,

where did it all go right?

The jury punishing me now.

-[Sue] Oh, officer.

-[John] Yeah.

-[Sue] I so bad.

-[John] You so bad!

-[Sue] I criminal.

-[John] Yes.

-Finally!

-All right!

Oh, yes!

Oh, no, that one exit-only hole!

Kimchi! Kimchi!

-Yes, tap that ass.

-I'm tapping that ass.

Thank you, Jesus. I go back to church now.

[soft music playing]

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