Aaranya Kaandam

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400 BC

NagaDutta :
Vishnugupta, what is dharma?

Vishnugupta Chankya : Dharma is doing what is necessary

Today

Yo Chittu, you continue..

Chittu:
It's a simple matter

Say you are in a train..

And you see a nice lady with a kid

You start the conversation by playing with the kid

Where ever you start, it's always gonna end in 2 topics

Politics and cinema

You start with "What is the last film you saw?"

Now, you ask the most important question

'You like Rajinikant or Kamal Hasan?'

Machi, that's the main matter.

That's how I had gotten haid with many ladies...

If they like Rajini, let them be

But if the like Kamal...then she is a horny one.. an easy lay!

We can easily work those flirts

Why is that?

Kamal looks sexy to them

Simple technique.. works with unknown woman.

Make her cry somehow....

Console her ... screw her!

Hey Sappa ( looser) !

Looser.. why are you so Sappa (Looser) ?

Have you done anything in life?

Look at our Ayya!

Even at his age, he keeps up with an young girl

The old man doesn't trust us with her

But he trusts you

Why?

Because you are a sappa (Looser)

Pasupathy:
Hey Sappa, go buy me a tea

I bought it already

OK, buy one more

Hey

You stay here

A mule has come from Rameswaram

- What is it?

Powdered cocaine

Market rate is 20,000,000

He is willing to sell for 5,000,000

- Why?

- His sister loves me?

It's not his

He is just a mule

He is not happy with his cut

So he want to sell it for 5,000,000 and settle in life

- Whose is it?

Gajendran's

- He will f*** our sh*t out

Let him

Hey Pashupati !

Hey, he will try..

But we are also not gonna be quiet

We can manage

If the stuff is in our hands

.. then we can control the business for some time

We can go back to what we were...

Risky

Its a .... good deal

Hah !

Why? Are you a limp dick now?

Grandpa has gone limp

Can I speak my mind?

Lend me 5,000,000, I will take care of the business

The risk is all mine.

Now on, I will take over such risky businesses

We will split the profits 50-50

What do you think?

We do the deal tomorrow...

(yes)

Hey..

- call the Marwari Seth

- He will give a 'five millions'

- Go fetch it

- You first check the stuff

- We will think about percentage later

- Pasupathy

Go

- I am no limp dick

- Still got it

Go

Mayilvaganam Sir, we are here

Who's doing this business? Ayya or you?

No clue..... That is Ayya's style

Chittu:
You kept running your mouth

We sh*t our pants, didn't know what to do there

'you didn't know what to do'?

Do as Ayya tells you to!

You do work for him..

Bark if you dress up as a dog

(on phone)Yeah, tell me Kasthuri!

I am coming

I am on a job

Pasupathy, what's with all the crowd?

(Ponmeni uruguthey from Moondram Pirai)

Isn't it a good song?

I love this vamp (Actress Silk Smitha) with a golden heart !

Poor girl! Untimely death. Why did she hang her ?

(Pasupathy) Sir, where is the stuff?

They told me that cocaine has arrived. The place...It's some name....

...It's in the tip of my tongue. But it's not coming out of me yet....

Do you know why?

Bava lodge

Are you gonna snatch it?

Don't know

Sir, can you keep this quiet?

Don't know

Chittu:
Pasupathy, I thought he was Gajendran's man?

Hay ! You think he is a thug?

He is a police sub-inspector

If there is money, he will work for anyone

What is he saying about me?

Nothing bad, you carry on boss

Do you realize whose stuff it is?

Sir, A good drink is never without a stink.

hay

You know about Gajendran, don't you?

He is a Son of B*tch. Better watch your ass.

Gagendra Gajendra..What's all this fuss about Gajendran?

Master, 5 teas!

Let me tell you a story

15 years back..

Gajendran and Gajapathy were peaking in their import/export business

There was this guy, related to them....

Brother-in-law?

A distant brother-in-law

He was working as a mule for them

In a deal...

...instead of 10 pieces only 8 showed up

Gajendran had a big doubt on the mule

He brought mule's whole family...

- ... and kicked the piss out

- His own brother-in-law?

ha, that's mean sh*t

Right in front his family...

... broke his f***ing face

Then he poured boiling oil on him..

...the skin started peeling off

His kids are crying out loud now

His wife is hysterical

After all that, he still sticks to his story

Now comes the plot twist

A call comes in..

...for Gajendran

'Boss, the stuff is all alright'

'It was a packing mistake..'

'The Mule's hands are clean'

...and the call ended.

The beaten up mule is now staring at Gajendran

Gajendran slowly took out a knife out of his pocket..

...and sliced open mule's throat

The blood gushed out like flush water

Mule was dead

Why he did that?

'After all this torture today...'

'...if he gets a chance tomorrow...'

'...and the knife turns around...'

'..that's why!'

Now brother Gajapathy goes to the wife...

'It was a unknowing mistake..'

'.. was just a business misunderstanding'

'So, don't bring it up ever'

He even apologized to her

Now Gajendran walks to the wife ...

...takes her hand like he is consoling her..

..and says 'Don't let anyone know'...

..takes her hand to his mouth..

...and bites the f***ing thumb off her hand.

'She agreed not to say a word'

'Then, why did you bite the finger?'

... asks Gajapathy

'After she speaks, it's no use in chopping fingers '

That's Gajendran

The girl never came back in town after

Just with his teeth?

I have heard a story about a vanishing ghost hitchhiker

Ask if they have seen it, they will reply 'no'

But his acquaintance's acquaintance had seen it

This is just a built up legend

...and you fell for it

You only look smart..

..but you are dumb ass

Bava Lodge

Mule:
That's all Kalaiya. I bring the goods

Deliver and get 10,000 for that

After that, for 2 months..

..drinks and cuties

Bring the goods again

Deliver

Drinks and cuties

You can't believe me?

See this

(Kalaiyan) The cutie is not that cute

...but she still makes me jealous of you... you are my hero.

No! I am afraid

If you get caught, you are a jelly....gone

So, I have decided..

I am not giving it this time

Instead

I am giving it to these guys

They have tricked by throwing just 10,000 at me

I didn't know about it's worth

Or How much you get here?

15,000?

20,000?

That much?

What is in here?

Like X-ray goggles?

Can we see everything through the clothes?

hmm, you will see nothing

All lights are out

You will feel nothing

It's white man's snuff - heavy

I am settled for life with this

WoW! A drink to that, lets celebrate...

One for me? oh this is mine

(Kodukkapuli) Haven't moved it's lazy ass...Chi !

Hey Kalaiya

Why is Kodukkapuli pissed?

Is he yelling at the cock or me?

I have the same question

Hey Kodukkapuli

Feed the cock it will be hungry now

Mind your f***ing business

He is a funny talker

Funny talker

A kid is cursing at you, do you have no shame?

What's the shame in it?

He is my son.. my own blood

My son Kodukkapuli...

Curse a few swear words at your dad

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