Aaranya Kaandam Page #2

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He won't curse now, that's the technique

He is just like his mom

Fair skinned , wavy hair...

.. and a proud person

I gambled away all my fortunes..

.. that's why he is angry

Aaaaa !

No, I may not look that way

I am from a Zamindar(aristocrat) family

Someone just bought my palace to make it a hotel

Idiots

I lost everything

At last, I opened a small store

I gave away the goods on credit

When I went asking for money..

They replied, 'How can an aristocrat ask money?'

I couldn't insist on returning the money...

....from those poor peasants

But I couldn't leave it at that

Then, I borrowed 2,000 to buy more goods...

.. but it was some kind of rocket interest loan

The lender is now asking for 5,000 to payoff

Now, threatening too

Where do I go for that much money?

That's why, we brought the cock here

Now, after Kaattu Munieswaran, he is our family deity

This Kaalayan's last treasure

After he wins today, I am going to settle all debts

... and save my family

Come here my golden goose

(Kudukkapulli) Chi, Don't touch my rooster.

It's actually his rooster

To me, he is my son.

For him, the rooster is his son

If it were mine, I would have sold and gotten drunk

Kaalaya, whom did you borrow the money from?

From Varaagamoorthy

That a**hole?

If he doesn't get back the money...

... he sells their wives and kids for prostitution

Aai !

So, it is for real?.. it is for real?

Does it really happen?

I didn't listen to anyone's advice back home

You came from nowhere and you know what he does

I had no clue

Everything is lost

Drink up, all will be well

Drink, don't worry

You don't think it will happen?

Don't worry

You! who talks like that?

Act like a grown man

OK, stop drinking. Listen to the grown up there.. you moron

Your son is angry

He is annoyd

I am proud

I have a room

I am leaving

Kodukkapuli, I will see you later

Bye Kaalaya

So wasted ..... so wasted ..... so wasted

Get up ... quick

Fighting is unethical..

Getting late for the fight

Pa ! Wake up!

Shut up and move....

Lift your hand. The other one

Turn around

Say Aaaa

- Please take him to his room

- OK

- Please go

- OK

Vanakkam Ayya

Ayya, there's 5 in here

(RJ talking on radio)

(Oru naalukkul ethanai kanavu)

Hey Sappa! (Looser)

The dumb whore Subbu is crying upstairs

Buy whatever she needs

Take her wherever she asks you to

Keep this money

Ask her not to cry

A look on her face, and I go limp...

(TV playing)

(Disney Channel playing 'Power Rangers')

Hey Subbu! look here.. Magic Magic...

Don't feel bad that he hit you. He is a good man

A good man?

I am young enough to be his grand kid

He tricked me to be his mistress

And you call him good man?

Earlier he couldn't do it..

....to hide that he beat me

And you call him good?

You were upset...

..was trying to console you

Subbu:
Piss off fool........

Sorry

That's why I am 'Sappa' (fool) and no one likes me

But I really like you

Why?

Because you are like me...

Don't cry...........don't cry........don't cry

- You need some talent for that

- (on phone) I am in Madras now

If I walk on the streets...

I can get both the girl and her mom

(on phone) Don't fuss. I will come home for dinner.

I will come home at night

Let me tell you something

I have seduced many ladies

But there is one, I want to screw really...

... our Subbu

(on phone) Hey wear that red sari

Why are you looking at me like that?

Don't you have that idea?

Will you kick her off the bed?

Well, he is a loyal husband.

You don't wish that?

Everyone staring as if I am a pervert.

She is a poor girl!

I am also thinking about her with love and affection.

I do really like her

Ayya tricked her by promising she will be a movie star

I have liked her since then

Hey ! Pardon me you high Sirs.

(on phone) OK stop talking and cut the phone

Anna(bro), is it new girl friend?

No, boy friend .... dick head

oh, he is pissed.

Let me see your phone

What is this sh*t phone- fossils ..?

There are way better phones now

Colour phone, video phone speaker phone,...

Why do you have it?

- Why do I need that?

- Why?

In a video phone, you can watch actress showering

What can you see in that tiny screen? Give it back

Ok, atleast a color or speaker phone is bare necessacity?

Why do you need a speaker? Are you deaf?

Enlighten him!

Look at our Chittu

When ladies speak to him, we listen to it on speaker

Some say- You are super....

'You are the best, my husband is nothing'....

Don't they know it's on speaker?

The ones falling for him?

They all have to be dumb

Don't talk bad about them, Pasupathy

It's not about being dumb or sharp. It's technology

Let me put this call on speaker..

If they don't find it out...

You have insulted me and my herem..

... you are buying beer for all of us

Why beer for everyone?

You insulted me before them, so you should.....

Sir, Sir, please get the phone

They wouldn't mind, lets bet on it

Ok

Dude! beer for all...

Shhh. It's Ayya

- Yeah, what's up?

- (male voice) Are you busy?

No, I am not

(Ayya) Why didn't you answer, nasty c*nt?

It was in my pocket so it took a while

Where are the goods?

Baba Lodge

Have you gone past the police checkpost?

Not yet

OK, kill Pasupathy before the checkpost

Aren't we all friends?

Then, why the c*nt-hair you tooled up?

if you are a dog... you bark ..

A dog can also wag his tail...

Chitoo ! Hide the tools

F*** !

Play some song. You - knife to his side

Be relaxed but vigilant

(Kaattu Vazhi Pora Ponne - Malaiyor Mambattiyan)

Licence ?

- Where to?

- Pondichery

- Have you been drinking?

- Sir, we haven't gone to Pondy yet

Go Go

- Hey a**hole, what if we are drunk?

- What did you say?

- You can't stick up your finger if you want to

- What did you say? Get down

- I am asking you cuntcopper

- Hey, keep quiet!

Pasupathi shut up !

Hey, leave me. Lets see what he can do

A**hole

Get down.. Get down

Sir, he is Rainman type. We are taking him for treatment.

Hey, you leave..

...grab him too. Grab him

I have a political clout!

You can't do a sh*t...

I am Ayya's man

One slap and he will forget that he is a cop..

Sir, he is mad.. please forgive him..

Hay ! Tell Ayya that 'No one can do sh*t to Pasupathy'

You don't worry Pasupathy...

..we will pick up Kasturi from your home

Sir Sir Sir .... please sir.... please si....I was wrong Sir....

Please let me go... Please!...Please let me go... Please!

A**hole ! Where were these "Sirs" few minutes back?

Stop staring

(Prayers to Kaattu Muneswaran) Gods of the sky...Gods of the forests...Gods of the Rain....... bless us..............

Bless us .............................

Slutty c*nt! Lazy b*tch...

Stab him, don't leave him alone... you whore

Don't run away b*tch...fight...don't give in...Fight fight

My royal pride is being f***ed. Fight b*tch!

Who is that joker?

Shut up... you are not the one who is fighting .....

Keep silence

Whoring slut, go fight...Sh*t eating whore

Donkey piss drinking cock, continue fighting

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