Aaranya Kaandam Page #3

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Showed up with his shinning armor and sword

See my cock growling.. its ok, you only lost to kaalayan's rooster..

its ok...

get lost

See the arrogance of the man... despite looser,

I told you so! You a**holes laughed at me

Hide your face up your ass. Eat my sh*t..

(on phone) What the f*** happened?

Don't feel bad.

Pashpati has escaped.

You can say you lost to Kaalaiyan's cock, they will get it

oH oH ! Old man's cock has gone down! Oh! Old Cock..... limp cock---

Oh dead cock ..... oh oh limp cock........... oh oh Old cock.......................

Old cock! It's an old cock!

How he escaped?

Hey ! how can you? how can you?

Pa...(Dad)

He will have to return to save Kasthuri

Where is Kasturi ?

With me..

Don't bring her home. He will come there first..

Because that's where he will check first

Top off your tank and keep driving around the city

Don't stop anywhere for long

It will raise suspision

Hey ! Don't answer the phone unless I call

Let Pasupathy come, I will wait

Ok

- Is Kasthuri any trouble?

- No

Then don't give her any trouble either

Go home

Hey.. Go home

Subbu!

Do you like Rajini or Kamal?

Why? Are you trying to seduce me?

Everything has happened already, so answer me

Kamal or Rajini?

You tell me

Kamal, he is the king of love!

He french kisses all actresses

In the movie 'Hey Ram', .....

.... he bites both actresses' asses

- But I like Vijayakanth

- Why?

He is the one who always saves India from Pakistan

He gets justice no matter who does wrong

If a lady is in danger, he will risk a big fight

OK. Can you choose between Rajini and Kamal?

Kamal

Hey, aren't you lying for me?

So, Rajini?

- Why?

- Because he is Rajini

- Which is your favorite movie?

- Baashha

kya ?

We all would think that he was a common person...

... but Rajini was Baashaa, the don

Just like me!

Everyone thinks I am a 'Sappa'...

...only you know the real me

(whispers) Is it Ayya?

I didn't think I will ever see you alive

Get lost.... ass....c*nt waxer

- hey, why are you cursing me?

- I asked you to shut your foul mouth

- What did I do?

- Why did you touch my chicken?

After we won, what's the need for that victory song?

He killed him, because he was pissed at you

I swear on you, I did nothing. You saw it didn't you?

It hurts

oh my child, why are you crying?

We lost..... lost it...... lost everything

Someone is going to sell our poor mom and sister

They are so innocent

No. None of that will happen

Our Kattumuni god wouldn't let that happen

Your dad is here!

You are a wastrel loser

I can't bear if you too call me that

Dad, hold this. Let us leave now

- Did you steal this?

- No

- Then? Did he give it to you?

- No, I took it

- Hey, that's wrong

- In our situation, nothing is wrong

Hey !

He was planning to settle down with this

I am begging you, lets leave

He bought us liquor, he is like a god

- We shouldn't betray him

- Leave me!!

Dad, don't go. You will get caught

Retard

Hey ! Why did you kill him?

No, he is sleeping

He is not breathing. He is dead.

- You stealer, you must have killed him!

- I didn't. He kept on drinking with you, you killed him!

- I didn't kill him

- Then, why will I kill him?

Came here....showed compassion...

He drank... smoked...

Left us in a jiffy. I can't understand

Dad, I can understand

What do you understand?

In our village....

...when our lost cow, came back what did gradma say?

'Our god Kattumuni brought it back'

This is given to us by Kattumuni

He couldn't bear our suffering...

... he came through someone's body...

gave the goods...the details...and left

Have we seen this guy before?

Then why did he show up and give us this?

You still don't believe it? See what we have offered

Oh, that is Kattumuni

Lets go, religious rioter!

Why are you in a hurry?

Nah..

God is with us

From today, all debts are gone. Worries gone.

Ache gone. Agony gone. Misery gone.

Go..Go...Go..

Brother, it's not here.

Go check again

I searched well

The deal we heard about with Pasupathy, must be true

If you were alive now.... I would have killed you

Hello

Hello

Hello

What the f*** ? F***er not talking.. f***ing f***?

Hello hello

It has been a long time

Singapermal! Why did you steal my drugs?

Whose drugs are those?

Reply

It's mine

Whose mule brought it?

He is mine too

But I heard Pasupathy is going to steal it

I will not take it..

Got it ?

Pasupathi took it ?

Correct..

Is it Pashupathy's number ?

No

Sorry wrong number

Motherf***er

Told you

Gajapathy:
Hey! Do you think I am a dumb f***

- who will suck my own dick ?

I will kill you all ... you don't know me

Hey Gajapathi.

Do you know its value ? F***ers I will massacre you all..

Everyone knows about your brother Gajendran's reputation

Doesn't make a f***ing difference if he took or you did

I did'nt take it..

Pasupathi took it..

Hey! you f***ing with me? How does it matter who took it?

He is your guy..

Was my man.....Not anymore..

Ok Ok .. I will kill him

Go ahead.. be a man..

I will buy you a lolipop.

Hey ! This is Mullu's area, right? Ask him to kill Pasupathi.

He has got the cocaine.

Then let him grab the cocaine before killing him.

But Mullu is not reliable..

I know. Just get the Pasupathi killed. Go

Singapermal ! If the two of you are conning me,

or even if I get a doubt that you are, I will f*** you all..

Hey Gajapathi ! you know about me..

Trust me...

If not, then come over... we will sort it out like man

Gajendra does'nt have the stuff...

Nor does Pasupathi..

Ask our men to search the lodge...

Sir..

It should be at the lodge... bring it to me

By then, Gajendran would have killed Pasupathy

Killing 3 birds with one stone

Drugs in our hands... one bird

Yes

Gajendran killing Pasupathy... second bird............Hun

What's the third bird?

That is You dumb ass

Go.. Do your work...

Did you see?

Your buddies came and picked her up

When?

It has been a while

Son of a whore!

what's with the swearing?

I genuinely asked something...

...first you tried to kill me

Now, you have taken Kasthuri

You shouldn't have done that... Singaperumal

Eat all you can ..

..drink..

Motherf***er.... your mom's... this is your last day

...firstly, try to save your own ass

You are f***ed up !

Mullu

Where's the stuff?

Hey ! I am dealing with a different problem

Where's the stuff?

Hey ! I don't know

- I am talking here... why did you do that?

- He doesn't understand reason... kill him

- Don't give me orders, do as I say

- Just give me a spanner...

Kasthuri is in danger..

Singaperumal is trying to kill me

Gajendran's men are chasing to get me

Gajendran is pissed off.....

Tension... tension... tension...

Relax Bachhaaaaaaa !!!!!

Buddha had Bodhi tree...

To a gangster... it's the chase..........Nirvana!

The fear of being killed by whom and when is no more

Because, he is going to kill...

... and he is killing me now....

NOW:

Now, I am not running alone

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