Aaranya Kaandam Page #4

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...my death is running along

After meeting death face to face..

..I have no confusion

F***...

My mind is all clear

If they took Kasthuri, to make me go there....

... she will be alive till I get there.

For now, Kasthuri is safe

Till they get the drugs, they won't kill me

.... till then I am safe as well

Next problem - Singaperumal

He is a heavy weight

I can't do anything alone

Enemy's enemy is a friend

Ayya taught me that

Gajendran is Ayya's enemy

He is a heavy weight too

But his son-of-the-whore are chasing me

Think. Think. Think.

In a day, when friends become enemies...

What does an enemy become?

Shoot me or leave me

Ae..Why did you buy me a samosa?

he..he..

Because I love you

What!

Always?...playing games,,

What is this?

(Super Mario Bros. music)

what if we go to a different world..................

Just like in the game.... ...

No Ayya to trouble us...

When you were playing it, that's what I was thinking

We don't have to go that far..lets go to Bombay

Oh yeah.

Ayya does'nt mean sh*t there

Dawood Bhai is the big shot there

After we reach Bombay, we buy a 30th floor apartment

where we can see the whole city

Also a car... a red one

But I will drive

Subbu, can you drive a car ?

No

But I will learn

But, we will need money for all that

...we got none

I will become a day laborer to make a living

No need. we will survive

No. If we go Bombay, we should be rich and live in luxury...

May be I will become a Hindi cinema heroine...

... you become my manager

No need

Hey ! I know. You are jealous now?

You don't want any other men to touch me

Idiot, what if Ayya recognizes your face from the poster

Correct

It will be good to have money..

Where do we go for money, if not for stealing?

Hey ! Don't tell me that we will steal!

We shouldn't take money away from those in need

But..... if we steal like the movie 'Gentleman'?

And rob the wicked?

The only evil rich man we know is Ayya

What if we steal from Ayya?

(Jai Ho from Slumdog Millionaire)

Hey Kodukkapuli...

In our whole village...

Even in our whole community...

I am the only one who drank with our family deity

If I say this... no one will believe it

Don't say sh*t, everyone will laugh out of their asses

Right! You are right

The whole world is like this..

...always laughing at the poor

Lets say there is a rich man...

He gets off a luxury car

His dhoti slips off....

What will people say?

'Oh no... the good man's dhoti has fallen down'

But if dhoti slips for people like us...

they will say 'Motherf***er, he can't even tie a dhoti'

Money is very important, Kodukkapuli

Then, why the f*** did you gamble it away?

I was deceived

Everyone tricked me

yeah, you are always like this

Not any more

We can earn back all that money in one phone call

Isn't it? What is it?

- Phone number is in the room dumbass

- Stop, I am coming too

Where is it dad?

We were talking right here

He also spoke about his 'cutie', remember?

Is it not here? did we lose it?

All is lost!

I knew it! Luck and us?

- Kodukkapuli

- Search you ass

Why?

One can oil the body and roll on the sand

...and you get only sand in return

The astrologer was right back then...

..'you will lose everything you have'

..'you won't get anything ... not a penney either'

Shut your hole and search

Hey ! I shouldn't tell you this

So many women lined up to marry me

Instead, I married your mom, why?

Fate

Nothing good ever

happens to me.

hey, move

It won't happen. I am a loser.

Is this it?

We found it?

I knew it. I knew it

You can get a thing, only if you keep repeating that you won't

Hello! Is it him? They were searching for you

It's you? Where is the powder?

F***ing whore! I don't like this town.

In morning, they killed the cock

Now, they are trying to kill us

No respect for aristocrats here

How much to ask?

What do you think?

It should be a bailout amount..

Let us ask 100,000

F*** your father! That money won't stick

Why do you want to steal from others?

Greedy fellow...You are like your mom

How much is our debt? 5000

2000 for the cock

Another 1000 for stay and travel

Let us ask for 8000

Are you really an idiot or just act like one?

Hello, this is Kalaiyaan speaking. The stiff is with me.

Which stuff?

Whiteman's snuff. Bava lodge.

Haa

I am by the broken clock tower.

But I got no time. Hurry up.

Haa ?

Green dhoti. Sandal shirt. Blood all over it. A towel

You?

Red Maruti car?

Bring 200,000 with you

Ok Ok Ok

Haa Hello

Don't forget to bring two lakhs................No mention..

What do you think now? Impressed ?

I am unmarried

I love tender coconut...

Sweet ... Sweet....

Hey Jokers, he is by the broken clock tower..... go..

But you have to accept a fact, Kodukkapuli

Your dad is smarter than my dad......ha.

Hey Kodukkapuli

We don't know if these folks are good or bad

What if they beat us and steal the stuff?

Oh yeah. You are smart for real.

Ha

You don't know a lot about your dad

Can you give me the bag?

Let me go hide this bag

If they show up, sternly say it to them..

'Show the money, have the honey'

Kodukkapuli, where are you hiding it?

- I won't tell. You are a blabber mouth

- All of him is poison. (lovingly)

Sh*t! The chasers at the lodge are in the Maruti car

(approaching car)

Dad!

Pa .... Pa..

Pa

My silver pistol is missing

Did you take it?

(Maruti van door opening)

No

(Van door locking)

I swear, I don't know

Him?

Small world........

Hello sir... (someone answering a phone call) Tell me sir...

Do you know English?

No.. No..

Aah..

I got a call that Pasupathy escaped from Mullu

If my guess is right...

Pasupathy will join Gajendran to cause trouble

If not, he will pull his loyal men to create a new gang

I have to ruin it somehow

Call Sub-Inspector Mayilvahanan

We have to "leak information" to Gajendran

That b*tch won't believe, if it came directly from us

'Enemy's enemy is a friend'

.. it is Ayya's mantra

If my guess is right....

Sir, I have to meet Mullu at your police station?

Can you arrange that?

Hey, he won't show up

Why will Gajendran's man agree to meet Ayya's man?

Tell him it's Pasupathy, he will show up today

- 2000

- I will pay in the evening

Will you be alive till then? Ha... Ha .... Ha..

Ha

Hey Gajendran, how much cash do you got at hand?

- What the c*nt-hair for?

- I have some good information for you

Clairvoyance, anyone..

May I palm read your future ?

I can read the past and the future

I think you don't believe me...swami

Swami ! Think of 2 flowers, let me read your palm only if I get them right..

Have you picked them? swami ?

Swami, There are flowers of different kind, color, smell

There is Lily, Lotus, Chrysanthemum and more

But they are not what you picked...swami

They are not daisy, water lily, chrysanthemum or ghanera .... swami

You thought of a white colored flower

And one in pink color

The two flowers you picked are...

Jasmine and Rose

Correct, Sir?

No........No.........

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