Abandoned Mine Page #16

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WE MUST BE CALM, AND, PLEASE,

WE CANNOT MAKE HIM MAD.

WE MUST BE CALM, AND, PLEASE,

STOP TALKING ABOUT THESE GHOSTS

WE MUST BE CALM, AND, PLEASE,

STOP TALKING ABOUT THESE GHOSTS

AND THESE GUTS, OKAY?

STOP TALKING ABOUT THESE GHOSTS

AND THESE GUTS, OKAY?

YOU THINK I'M AFRAID OF AN...

AND THESE GUTS, OKAY?

YOU THINK I'M AFRAID OF AN...

OLD, DEAD MINER?!

YOU THINK I'M AFRAID OF AN...

OLD, DEAD MINER?!

YOU THINK I'M AFRAID OF A

OLD, DEAD MINER?!

YOU THINK I'M AFRAID OF A

PIECE-OF-SH*T HOLE IN THE

YOU THINK I'M AFRAID OF A

PIECE-OF-SH*T HOLE IN THE

GROUND?!

PIECE-OF-SH*T HOLE IN THE

GROUND?!

[ CLATTERING ]

GROUND?!

[ CLATTERING ]

I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!

[ CLATTERING ]

I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!

LAURIE!

I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!

LAURIE!

PLEASE, PUT THAT DOWN.

LAURIE!

PLEASE, PUT THAT DOWN.

I'M 100% IN FAVOR OF NOT GOING

PLEASE, PUT THAT DOWN.

I'M 100% IN FAVOR OF NOT GOING

DOWN THERE!

I'M 100% IN FAVOR OF NOT GOING

DOWN THERE!

ETHAN, SHUT UP.

DOWN THERE!

ETHAN, SHUT UP.

BUT I MUST TELL YOU, I HAVE

ETHAN, SHUT UP.

BUT I MUST TELL YOU, I HAVE

NEVER WORKED IN CALCUTTA.

BUT I MUST TELL YOU, I HAVE

NEVER WORKED IN CALCUTTA.

I'M FROM SRI LANKA.

NEVER WORKED IN CALCUTTA.

I'M FROM SRI LANKA.

I'VE BEEN TO INDIA ONLY TWO

I'M FROM SRI LANKA.

I'VE BEEN TO INDIA ONLY TWO

TIMES.

I'VE BEEN TO INDIA ONLY TWO

TIMES.

BILLY JARVIS IS REALLY

TIMES.

BILLY JARVIS IS REALLY

PISSING ME OFF.

[ METALLIC SCRAPING ]

THIS IS IT.

ETHAN, IT'S TIME TO GO.

[ SQUEAKING ]

[ SQUEALING ]

[ WHEEZING ]

LET'S GO, BILLY.

[ DISEMBODIED LAUGHTER ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ DISEMBODIED LAUGHTER ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ DISEMBODIED LAUGHTER ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ DISEMBODIED LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES ]

[ DISEMBODIED LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES ]

[ SHOUTS ]

ALL RIGHT.

UH...

[ GRUNTS ]

UH...

[ GRUNTS ]

ALL RIGHT.

[ GRUNTS ]

ALL RIGHT.

SO FAR, SO GOOD.

ALL RIGHT.

SO FAR, SO GOOD.

UH, WE'RE IN THE MINE, AND I

SO FAR, SO GOOD.

UH, WE'RE IN THE MINE, AND I

JUST INSERTED MY SECOND TAPE,

UH, WE'RE IN THE MINE, AND I

JUST INSERTED MY SECOND TAPE,

AND I GOT ABOUT 60 SECONDS TO

JUST INSERTED MY SECOND TAPE,

AND I GOT ABOUT 60 SECONDS TO

GET DOWN THERE AND JOIN THE RES AND I GOT ABOUT 60 SECONDS TO

GET DOWN THERE AND JOIN THE RES OF THE GANG.

GET DOWN THERE AND JOIN THE RES OF THE GANG.

ALL RIGHT.

OF THE GANG.

ALL RIGHT.

WHERE'S BRAD?

ALL RIGHT.

WHERE'S BRAD?

BRAD?

WHERE'S BRAD?

BRAD?

I'M COMING!

BRAD?

I'M COMING!

I'M JUST GRABBING A FEW THINGS.

I'M COMING!

I'M JUST GRABBING A FEW THINGS.

48...49...ALL RIGHT.

I'M JUST GRABBING A FEW THINGS.

48...49...ALL RIGHT.

I HAVE JUST A FEW SECONDS TO GE 48...49...ALL RIGHT.

I HAVE JUST A FEW SECONDS TO GE BACK TO MY FRIENDS, BUT I JUS I HAVE JUST A FEW SECONDS TO GE BACK TO MY FRIENDS, BUT I JUS WANT TO MAKE SURE THE ENTRANCE

BACK TO MY FRIENDS, BUT I JUS WANT TO MAKE SURE THE ENTRANCE

IS WHERE I REMEMBER IT.

WANT TO MAKE SURE THE ENTRANCE

IS WHERE I REMEMBER IT.

LOOK AT THAT.

IS WHERE I REMEMBER IT.

LOOK AT THAT.

A FULL MOON.

LOOK AT THAT.

A FULL MOON.

MUST BE A GOOD OMEN.

A FULL MOON.

MUST BE A GOOD OMEN.

FOLKS, IT'S SHOWTIME.

HEY, GUYS!

[ CLATTERING ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ CLATTERING ]

[ GRUNTS ]

GUYS, ARE YOU THERE?

[ GRUNTS ]

GUYS, ARE YOU THERE?

YEAH, BRAD. WHAT'S UP?

GUYS, ARE YOU THERE?

YEAH, BRAD. WHAT'S UP?

I DON'T KNOW.

YEAH, BRAD. WHAT'S UP?

I DON'T KNOW.

THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN HERE.

I DON'T KNOW.

THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN HERE.

OH, GEEZ!

THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN HERE.

OH, GEEZ!

IT'S -- IT'S COMING AT ME!

OH, GEEZ!

IT'S -- IT'S COMING AT ME!

SOMETHING'S COMING AT ME!

IT'S -- IT'S COMING AT ME!

SOMETHING'S COMING AT ME!

BRAD?

SOMETHING'S COMING AT ME!

BRAD?

NO, NO, NO. STAY THERE.

BRAD?

NO, NO, NO. STAY THERE.

HOLY MOTHER...

NO, NO, NO. STAY THERE.

HOLY MOTHER...

I CAN'T MAKE IT OUT.

HOLY MOTHER...

I CAN'T MAKE IT OUT.

NO.

I CAN'T MAKE IT OUT.

NO.

NO, NO, NO!

NO.

NO, NO, NO!

[ SCREAMS ]

NO, NO, NO!

[ SCREAMS ]

[ CLATTERING ]

BRAD!!

[ SCREAMS ]

SHH. SHH.

It's me. It's me.

SHH. SHH.

It's me. It's me.

It's Brad. It's Brad.

It's me. It's me.

It's Brad. It's Brad.

Don't scream. Don't scream.

It's Brad. It's Brad.

Don't scream. Don't scream.

Okay, come over here.

Don't scream. Don't scream.

Okay, come over here.

Brad!

Okay, come over here.

Brad!

Oh, my God.

Brad!

Oh, my God.

I thought you'd been --

Oh, my God.

I thought you'd been --

Shh. Shh.

I thought you'd been --

Shh. Shh.

What happened?

Shh. Shh.

What happened?

Come on. Come on.

What happened?

Come on. Come on.

What happened?

Come on. Come on.

What happened?

What's going on?

What happened?

What's going on?

Brad.

What's going on?

Brad.

[ SCREAMS ]

Brad.

[ SCREAMS ]

[ SCREAMS ]

[ SCREAMS ]

[ SCREAMS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ SCREAMS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, MY GOSH.

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, MY GOSH.

[ PANTING ]

OH, MY GOSH.

[ PANTING ]

JIM.

[ PANTING ]

JIM.

YOU GOT THROUGH?

JIM.

YOU GOT THROUGH?

HEY, PRINCESS.

YOU GOT THROUGH?

HEY, PRINCESS.

GEEZ.

HEY, PRINCESS.

GEEZ.

YOU MADE IT?

GEEZ.

YOU MADE IT?

ACTUALLY, BRAD CAME AND GO YOU MADE IT?

ACTUALLY, BRAD CAME AND GO ME, AND WE TOOK A SHORTCU ACTUALLY, BRAD CAME AND GO ME, AND WE TOOK A SHORTCU AROUND.

ME, AND WE TOOK A SHORTCU AROUND.

BRAD'S MY HERO.

AROUND.

BRAD'S MY HERO.

WHAT?

BRAD'S MY HERO.

WHAT?

BRAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

WHAT?

BRAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

BRAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

OH! OH, MY --

THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

OH! OH, MY --

ARE YOU IN ON THIS, TOO?!

OH! OH, MY --

ARE YOU IN ON THIS, TOO?!

NO, NO.

ARE YOU IN ON THIS, TOO?!

NO, NO.

I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS

NO, NO.

I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS

UNTIL, LIKE, A FEW MINUTES AGO.

I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS

UNTIL, LIKE, A FEW MINUTES AGO.

WE -- SERIOUSLY, WE THOUGH UNTIL, LIKE, A FEW MINUTES AGO.

WE -- SERIOUSLY, WE THOUGH YOU WERE DEAD.

WE -- SERIOUSLY, WE THOUGH YOU WERE DEAD.

THIS IS NOT OKAY.

YOU WERE DEAD.

THIS IS NOT OKAY.

WE'RE ALL CHOKING TO DEATH.

THIS IS NOT OKAY.

WE'RE ALL CHOKING TO DEATH.

JUST GET ME WATER RIGHT NOW.

WE'RE ALL CHOKING TO DEATH.

JUST GET ME WATER RIGHT NOW.

BELIEVE ME, IT WAS HELL BEING

JUST GET ME WATER RIGHT NOW.

BELIEVE ME, IT WAS HELL BEING

STUCK IN THAT ROOM ALONE.

BELIEVE ME, IT WAS HELL BEING

STUCK IN THAT ROOM ALONE.

TWO HOURS IS A LONG TIME TO

STUCK IN THAT ROOM ALONE.

TWO HOURS IS A LONG TIME TO

THINK YOU'RE GONNA DIE YOUNG.

TWO HOURS IS A LONG TIME TO

THINK YOU'RE GONNA DIE YOUNG.

BRAD, WE GOT TO GO GET ETHAN

THINK YOU'RE GONNA DIE YOUNG.

BRAD, WE GOT TO GO GET ETHAN

AND LAURIE RIGHT NOW.

BRAD, WE GOT TO GO GET ETHAN

AND LAURIE RIGHT NOW.

DON'T WORRY, OKAY.

AND LAURIE RIGHT NOW.

DON'T WORRY, OKAY.

JUST -- IT'LL JUST TAKE 10 MORE

DON'T WORRY, OKAY.

JUST -- IT'LL JUST TAKE 10 MORE

MINUTES.

JUST -- IT'LL JUST TAKE 10 MORE

MINUTES.

OH.

MINUTES.

OH.

OKAY, JUST ONE LAST GAG, BU OH.

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