Abandoned Mine Page #17

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OKAY, JUST ONE LAST GAG, BU I NEED YOUR HELP.

OKAY, JUST ONE LAST GAG, BU I NEED YOUR HELP.

I CAN'T.

I NEED YOUR HELP.

I CAN'T.

[ PANTING ]

I CAN'T.

[ PANTING ]

SHH.

[ PANTING ]

SHH.

This is so stupid.

SHH.

This is so stupid.

[ GASPS ]

This is so stupid.

[ GASPS ]

OH, YOU SCARED ME.

[ GASPS ]

OH, YOU SCARED ME.

YOU OKAY?

OH, YOU SCARED ME.

YOU OKAY?

YEAH.

YOU OKAY?

YEAH.

I JUST WAITED AS LONG AS I

YEAH.

I JUST WAITED AS LONG AS I

COULD.

I JUST WAITED AS LONG AS I

COULD.

Laurie.

COULD.

Laurie.

Laurie, something's in here.

Laurie.

Laurie, something's in here.

LAURIE.

Laurie, something's in here.

LAURIE.

[ SCREAMS ]

LAURIE.

[ SCREAMS ]

NO! PLEASE DON'T!

[ SCREAMS ]

NO! PLEASE DON'T!

PLEASE DON'T!

NO! PLEASE DON'T!

PLEASE DON'T!

[ GRUNTS ]

PLEASE DON'T!

[ GRUNTS ]

[ COUGHING ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ COUGHING ]

PLEASE! NO!

[ COUGHING ]

PLEASE! NO!

[ SCREAMING IN DISTANCE ]

PLEASE! NO!

[ SCREAMING IN DISTANCE ]

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

[ SCREAMING IN DISTANCE ]

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BABY.

THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BABY.

YOU'RE SUCH A JERK.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BABY.

YOU'RE SUCH A JERK.

CAN WE PLEASE TELL THEM SO WE

YOU'RE SUCH A JERK.

CAN WE PLEASE TELL THEM SO WE

CAN GO NOW?

CAN WE PLEASE TELL THEM SO WE

CAN GO NOW?

ONE SECOND. ONE SECOND.

CAN GO NOW?

ONE SECOND. ONE SECOND.

ONE SECOND.

ONE SECOND. ONE SECOND.

ONE SECOND.

[ SCREAMS ]

ONE SECOND.

[ SCREAMS ]

NOW WE CAN.

[ SCREAMS ]

NOW WE CAN.

THEY JUST SAW JIM.

NOW WE CAN.

THEY JUST SAW JIM.

GO. GO.

THEY JUST SAW JIM.

GO. GO.

OH, DUDE.

GO. GO.

OH, DUDE.

IT WAS AWESOME.

OH, DUDE.

IT WAS AWESOME.

MAN, I WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN

IT WAS AWESOME.

MAN, I WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN

THEIR FACES, BUT I WAS TOO BUSY,

MAN, I WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN

THEIR FACES, BUT I WAS TOO BUSY,

LIKE, "BLECH."

THEIR FACES, BUT I WAS TOO BUSY,

LIKE, "BLECH."

[ LAUGHS ]

LIKE, "BLECH."

[ LAUGHS ]

BUT I GOT IT ALL ON TAPE OVER

[ LAUGHS ]

BUT I GOT IT ALL ON TAPE OVER

HERE, MAN.

BUT I GOT IT ALL ON TAPE OVER

HERE, MAN.

LAURIE! ETHAN!

HERE, MAN.

LAURIE! ETHAN!

YOU GUYS, IT'S JUST A JOKE!

LAURIE! ETHAN!

YOU GUYS, IT'S JUST A JOKE!

YOU GUYS, LET'S GO GET THEM

YOU GUYS, IT'S JUST A JOKE!

YOU GUYS, LET'S GO GET THEM

BEFORE THEY HAVE A HEART ATTACK.

YOU GUYS, LET'S GO GET THEM

BEFORE THEY HAVE A HEART ATTACK.

DUDE, NO!

BEFORE THEY HAVE A HEART ATTACK.

DUDE, NO!

DON'T YOU LEAVE ME HERE, MAN.

DUDE, NO!

DON'T YOU LEAVE ME HERE, MAN.

LAURIE! ETHAN!

DON'T YOU LEAVE ME HERE, MAN.

LAURIE! ETHAN!

STOP WHERE YOU ARE!

LAURIE! ETHAN!

STOP WHERE YOU ARE!

IT'S JUST A JOKE!

STOP WHERE YOU ARE!

IT'S JUST A JOKE!

COME ON.

IT'S JUST A JOKE!

COME ON.

COME ON! STOP WHERE YOU ARE!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

I DON'T WHAT THAT WAY IS.

WELL, WE COULDN'T HAVE LOS I DON'T WHAT THAT WAY IS.

WELL, WE COULDN'T HAVE LOS THEM THAT QUICKLY.

WELL, WE COULDN'T HAVE LOS THEM THAT QUICKLY.

LAURIE!

THEM THAT QUICKLY.

LAURIE!

THEY WERE MOVING PRETTY FAS LAURIE!

THEY WERE MOVING PRETTY FAS LAST TIME I SAW THEM.

THEY WERE MOVING PRETTY FAS LAST TIME I SAW THEM.

WHAT?

LAST TIME I SAW THEM.

WHAT?

WHAT IS IT?

WHAT?

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S GONE.

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S GONE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

IT'S GONE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

IT'S GONE. IT'S ALL GONE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

IT'S GONE. IT'S ALL GONE.

WHY?

IT'S GONE. IT'S ALL GONE.

WHY?

YOU THINK THEY WENT THROUGH

WHY?

YOU THINK THEY WENT THROUGH

THERE?

YOU THINK THEY WENT THROUGH

THERE?

WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?

THERE?

WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?

THEY WERE RUNNING FROM JIM.

WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?

THEY WERE RUNNING FROM JIM.

THEY WERE RUNNING FROM

THEY WERE RUNNING FROM JIM.

THEY WERE RUNNING FROM

JARVIS.

THEY WERE RUNNING FROM

JARVIS.

WHICH, IN THIS CASE, IS BRAD.

JARVIS.

WHICH, IN THIS CASE, IS BRAD.

BRAD, I'M SERIOUS.

WHICH, IN THIS CASE, IS BRAD.

BRAD, I'M SERIOUS.

IF THIS IS STILL PART OF YOUR

BRAD, I'M SERIOUS.

IF THIS IS STILL PART OF YOUR

JOKE, I'M DONE, OKAY?

IF THIS IS STILL PART OF YOUR

JOKE, I'M DONE, OKAY?

I'M DONE.

JOKE, I'M DONE, OKAY?

I'M DONE.

I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.

I'M DONE.

I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.

WELL, NO. THIS WAS IT.

I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.

WELL, NO. THIS WAS IT.

I JUST HAD A COUPLE OF GAGS

WELL, NO. THIS WAS IT.

I JUST HAD A COUPLE OF GAGS

PLANNED -- GET IN, HAVE FUN, GE I JUST HAD A COUPLE OF GAGS

PLANNED -- GET IN, HAVE FUN, GE OUT.

PLANNED -- GET IN, HAVE FUN, GE OUT.

THAT'S IT.

OUT.

THAT'S IT.

NO, BUT IT'S NOT FUNNY.

THAT'S IT.

NO, BUT IT'S NOT FUNNY.

WE THOUGHT THAT YOU DIED.

NO, BUT IT'S NOT FUNNY.

WE THOUGHT THAT YOU DIED.

LAURIE'S GONNA KILL YOU WHEN SHE

WE THOUGHT THAT YOU DIED.

LAURIE'S GONNA KILL YOU WHEN SHE

FINDS OUT.

LAURIE'S GONNA KILL YOU WHEN SHE

FINDS OUT.

WELL, NO, LISTEN, OKAY?

FINDS OUT.

WELL, NO, LISTEN, OKAY?

EVERYBODY'S FINE.

WELL, NO, LISTEN, OKAY?

EVERYBODY'S FINE.

THERE'S NO GHOSTS.

EVERYBODY'S FINE.

THERE'S NO GHOSTS.

WE'RE JUST GONNA GET LAURIE AND

THERE'S NO GHOSTS.

WE'RE JUST GONNA GET LAURIE AND

ETHAN, AND EVERYTHING'S GOING TO

WE'RE JUST GONNA GET LAURIE AND

ETHAN, AND EVERYTHING'S GOING TO

BE OKAY.

ETHAN, AND EVERYTHING'S GOING TO

BE OKAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I THINK?

BE OKAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I THINK?

I THINK THAT YOU USED ME TO GE YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I THINK?

I THINK THAT YOU USED ME TO GE LAURIE HERE, AND IT'S ALL SOME

I THINK THAT YOU USED ME TO GE LAURIE HERE, AND IT'S ALL SOME

SICK PLAN FOR YOU GUYS TO GE LAURIE HERE, AND IT'S ALL SOME

SICK PLAN FOR YOU GUYS TO GE BACK TOGETHER.

SICK PLAN FOR YOU GUYS TO GE BACK TOGETHER.

EVEN AFTER ALL THESE

BACK TOGETHER.

EVEN AFTER ALL THESE

HALLOWEENS, I STILL DON'T KNOW

EVEN AFTER ALL THESE

HALLOWEENS, I STILL DON'T KNOW

IF BRAD BELIEVES IN GHOSTS.

HALLOWEENS, I STILL DON'T KNOW

IF BRAD BELIEVES IN GHOSTS.

NO.

IF BRAD BELIEVES IN GHOSTS.

NO.

NO, THERE ARE NO GHOSTS.

NO.

NO, THERE ARE NO GHOSTS.

OKAY, AND YOU ARE WASTING TIME.

NO, THERE ARE NO GHOSTS.

OKAY, AND YOU ARE WASTING TIME.

WE'RE LOSING LAURIE.

OKAY, AND YOU ARE WASTING TIME.

WE'RE LOSING LAURIE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WE'RE LOSING LAURIE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

SO, IT IS ABOUT LAURIE, HUH?

[ CHUCKLES ]

SO, IT IS ABOUT LAURIE, HUH?

THEY DO EXIST -- SPIRITS.

SO, IT IS ABOUT LAURIE, HUH?

THEY DO EXIST -- SPIRITS.

I THINK SOME OF US KNOW ABOU THEY DO EXIST -- SPIRITS.

I THINK SOME OF US KNOW ABOU THEM AND OTHERS DON'T.

I THINK SOME OF US KNOW ABOU THEM AND OTHERS DON'T.

NO, NO.

THEM AND OTHERS DON'T.

NO, NO.

THIS IS BULLSHIT, OKAY?

NO, NO.

THIS IS BULLSHIT, OKAY?

AND WE ARE -- WE'RE LOSING THEM.

THIS IS BULLSHIT, OKAY?

AND WE ARE -- WE'RE LOSING THEM.

I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHA AND WE ARE -- WE'RE LOSING THEM.

I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHA YOU'RE DOING ANYMORE, BRAD.

I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHA YOU'RE DOING ANYMORE, BRAD.

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