Abandoned Mine Page #6

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Jim, shut up.

SO AS YOU ALL KNOW...

Jim, shut up.

...WILLIAM JARVIS GREW UP IN

Jim, shut up.

...WILLIAM JARVIS GREW UP IN

THESE MOUNTAINS, AND HIS MOTHER

...WILLIAM JARVIS GREW UP IN

THESE MOUNTAINS, AND HIS MOTHER

WAS PAIUTE.

THESE MOUNTAINS, AND HIS MOTHER

WAS PAIUTE.

SEE?

WAS PAIUTE.

SEE?

REAL INDIAN.

SEE?

REAL INDIAN.

NOT AN EAST INDIAN.

REAL INDIAN.

NOT AN EAST INDIAN.

A REAL WESTERN-TYPE INDIAN.

NOT AN EAST INDIAN.

A REAL WESTERN-TYPE INDIAN.

LAURIE'S PAIUTE.

A REAL WESTERN-TYPE INDIAN.

LAURIE'S PAIUTE.

YOU'RE PAIUTE?

LAURIE'S PAIUTE.

YOU'RE PAIUTE?

MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER WAS

YOU'RE PAIUTE?

MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER WAS

PAIUTE.

MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER WAS

PAIUTE.

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE AN

PAIUTE.

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE AN

INDIAN.

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE AN

INDIAN.

WELL, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A

INDIAN.

WELL, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A

MONKEY, JIMMY.

WELL, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A

MONKEY, JIMMY.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

MONKEY, JIMMY.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

[ IMITATES MONKEY ]

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

[ IMITATES MONKEY ]

HELLO, GENE-POOL EVOLUTION.

[ IMITATES MONKEY ]

HELLO, GENE-POOL EVOLUTION.

NO, IN JIM'S CASE, IT'S

HELLO, GENE-POOL EVOLUTION.

NO, IN JIM'S CASE, IT'S

DEVOLUTION.

NO, IN JIM'S CASE, IT'S

DEVOLUTION.

GENE POOL.

DEVOLUTION.

GENE POOL.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

GENE POOL.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

YOU WANT SOME?

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

YOU WANT SOME?

YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A SMALL

YOU WANT SOME?

YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A SMALL

CHILD, I USED TO PLAY WITH

YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A SMALL

CHILD, I USED TO PLAY WITH

MONKEYS.

CHILD, I USED TO PLAY WITH

MONKEYS.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

MONKEYS.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP. LISTEN UP.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP. LISTEN UP.

SO BILLY'S FATHER DIED IN THESE

EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP. LISTEN UP.

SO BILLY'S FATHER DIED IN THESE

MOUNTAINS LOOKING FOR GOLD, AND

SO BILLY'S FATHER DIED IN THESE

MOUNTAINS LOOKING FOR GOLD, AND

HIS MOTHER SAID IT WAS BECAUSE

MOUNTAINS LOOKING FOR GOLD, AND

HIS MOTHER SAID IT WAS BECAUSE

MOTHER EARTH DOESN'T LIKE I HIS MOTHER SAID IT WAS BECAUSE

MOTHER EARTH DOESN'T LIKE I WHEN THE WHITE MAN TRIES TO SUCK

MOTHER EARTH DOESN'T LIKE I WHEN THE WHITE MAN TRIES TO SUCK

HER OF HER LIFE BLOOD.

WHEN THE WHITE MAN TRIES TO SUCK

HER OF HER LIFE BLOOD.

WELL, NOW IT'S GETTING SCARY.

HER OF HER LIFE BLOOD.

WELL, NOW IT'S GETTING SCARY.

A BLOOD-SUCKING WHITE MAN.

WELL, NOW IT'S GETTING SCARY.

A BLOOD-SUCKING WHITE MAN.

[ CACKLES ]

A BLOOD-SUCKING WHITE MAN.

[ CACKLES ]

SOUNDS LIKE OUR MAYOR.

[ CACKLES ]

SOUNDS LIKE OUR MAYOR.

WHEN BILLY GREW UP, HE FOUND

SOUNDS LIKE OUR MAYOR.

WHEN BILLY GREW UP, HE FOUND

GOLD IN A STREAM, AND HE

WHEN BILLY GREW UP, HE FOUND

GOLD IN A STREAM, AND HE

FOLLOWED THAT GOLD UP INTO THE

GOLD IN A STREAM, AND HE

FOLLOWED THAT GOLD UP INTO THE

VEIN.

FOLLOWED THAT GOLD UP INTO THE

VEIN.

RIGHT THERE.

VEIN.

RIGHT THERE.

SO HE STRUCK A DEAL WITH THE

RIGHT THERE.

SO HE STRUCK A DEAL WITH THE

SAN FRANCISCO MINING COMPANY TO

SO HE STRUCK A DEAL WITH THE

SAN FRANCISCO MINING COMPANY TO

PULL THE ORE OUT, BUT THE SAME

SAN FRANCISCO MINING COMPANY TO

PULL THE ORE OUT, BUT THE SAME

DAY HE STUCK A DEAL WITH THE

PULL THE ORE OUT, BUT THE SAME

DAY HE STUCK A DEAL WITH THE

DEVIL.

DAY HE STUCK A DEAL WITH THE

DEVIL.

AND FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS OR SO,

DEVIL.

AND FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS OR SO,

THE MINE DID ALL RIGHT, BUT JUS AND FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS OR SO,

THE MINE DID ALL RIGHT, BUT JUS ENOUGH TO GET BY.

THE MINE DID ALL RIGHT, BUT JUS ENOUGH TO GET BY.

BUT THAT WAS STILL OKAY FOR

ENOUGH TO GET BY.

BUT THAT WAS STILL OKAY FOR

WILLIAM, YOU KNOW, TO GET A

BUT THAT WAS STILL OKAY FOR

WILLIAM, YOU KNOW, TO GET A

FAMILY AND HAVE TWO DAUGHTERS.

WILLIAM, YOU KNOW, TO GET A

FAMILY AND HAVE TWO DAUGHTERS.

BUT THEN ONE DAY, THE MINE HI FAMILY AND HAVE TWO DAUGHTERS.

BUT THEN ONE DAY, THE MINE HI THE BIGGEST MOTHER VEIN OF ALL,

BUT THEN ONE DAY, THE MINE HI THE BIGGEST MOTHER VEIN OF ALL,

AND THE SAN FRANCISCO BOSSES

THE BIGGEST MOTHER VEIN OF ALL,

AND THE SAN FRANCISCO BOSSES

TRIED TO CUT OLD WILLIAM OUT.

AND THE SAN FRANCISCO BOSSES

TRIED TO CUT OLD WILLIAM OUT.

SO TO GET RID OF THEIR PROBLEM,

TRIED TO CUT OLD WILLIAM OUT.

SO TO GET RID OF THEIR PROBLEM,

THEY HAD TO GET RID OF OLD

SO TO GET RID OF THEIR PROBLEM,

THEY HAD TO GET RID OF OLD

WILLIAM.

THEY HAD TO GET RID OF OLD

WILLIAM.

NOT -- NOT JUST WILLIAM.

WILLIAM.

NOT -- NOT JUST WILLIAM.

HIS FAMILY, HIS DAUGHTERS --

NOT -- NOT JUST WILLIAM.

HIS FAMILY, HIS DAUGHTERS --

EVERYBODY.

HIS FAMILY, HIS DAUGHTERS --

EVERYBODY.

NO HEIRS.

EVERYBODY.

NO HEIRS.

BABY, IT'S A GOOD STORY, BU NO HEIRS.

BABY, IT'S A GOOD STORY, BU WHEN IS THE SCARY PART COMING

BABY, IT'S A GOOD STORY, BU WHEN IS THE SCARY PART COMING

IN?

WHEN IS THE SCARY PART COMING

IN?

PLEASE.

IN?

PLEASE.

LISTEN, LISTEN.

PLEASE.

LISTEN, LISTEN.

THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS.

LISTEN, LISTEN.

THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS.

SO IT WAS 100 YEARS AGO THAT THE

THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS.

SO IT WAS 100 YEARS AGO THAT THE

COMPANY INVITED WILLIAM AND HIS

SO IT WAS 100 YEARS AGO THAT THE

COMPANY INVITED WILLIAM AND HIS

FAMILY UP FOR A BIG COMPANY

COMPANY INVITED WILLIAM AND HIS

FAMILY UP FOR A BIG COMPANY

CELEBRATION, AND THE NIGH FAMILY UP FOR A BIG COMPANY

CELEBRATION, AND THE NIGH BEFORE, THE MINING BOSS AND A

CELEBRATION, AND THE NIGH BEFORE, THE MINING BOSS AND A

GANG OF HIS WORKERS RAIDED

BEFORE, THE MINING BOSS AND A

GANG OF HIS WORKERS RAIDED

WILLIAM'S TENT.

GANG OF HIS WORKERS RAIDED

WILLIAM'S TENT.

HIS WIFE FELL AGAINST THE

WILLIAM'S TENT.

HIS WIFE FELL AGAINST THE

CAST-IRON STOVE AND HIT HER HEAD

HIS WIFE FELL AGAINST THE

CAST-IRON STOVE AND HIT HER HEAD

AND WAS KILLED INSTANTLY.

CAST-IRON STOVE AND HIT HER HEAD

AND WAS KILLED INSTANTLY.

THEN THEY PULLED WILLIAM AND HIS

AND WAS KILLED INSTANTLY.

THEN THEY PULLED WILLIAM AND HIS

DAUGHTERS OUT, GAGGED AND BOUND

THEN THEY PULLED WILLIAM AND HIS

DAUGHTERS OUT, GAGGED AND BOUND

THEM, AND DRUG THEM INTO THE

DAUGHTERS OUT, GAGGED AND BOUND

THEM, AND DRUG THEM INTO THE

DEEPEST PART OF THE MINE INTO A

THEM, AND DRUG THEM INTO THE

DEEPEST PART OF THE MINE INTO A

SMALL TUNNEL OFFSHOOT.

DEEPEST PART OF THE MINE INTO A

SMALL TUNNEL OFFSHOOT.

THEN THE MEN EACH HAD THEIR WAY

SMALL TUNNEL OFFSHOOT.

THEN THE MEN EACH HAD THEIR WAY

WITH THE DAUGHTERS AS WILLIAM

THEN THE MEN EACH HAD THEIR WAY

WITH THE DAUGHTERS AS WILLIAM

WAS FORCED TO WATCH.

WITH THE DAUGHTERS AS WILLIAM

WAS FORCED TO WATCH.

THEN THE MEN DYNAMITED THE

WAS FORCED TO WATCH.

THEN THE MEN DYNAMITED THE

OFFSHOOT AND ENTOMBED THEM

THEN THE MEN DYNAMITED THE

OFFSHOOT AND ENTOMBED THEM

FOREVER.

OFFSHOOT AND ENTOMBED THEM

FOREVER.

WHOA. BURIED ALIVE?

FOREVER.

WHOA. BURIED ALIVE?

GEEZ.

WHOA. BURIED ALIVE?

GEEZ.

HOW AWFUL WOULD THAT BE?

GEEZ.

HOW AWFUL WOULD THAT BE?

THAT'S GROSS.

HOW AWFUL WOULD THAT BE?

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