Abandoned Mine Page #5

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GOLD COMES FROM.

[ LAUGHS ]

I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO

[ LAUGHS ]

I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO

VISIT A HAUNTED MIME.

I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO

VISIT A HAUNTED MIME.

OH.

VISIT A HAUNTED MIME.

OH.

[ SCOFFS ]

OH.

[ SCOFFS ]

HE'S KILLING ME, LAURIE.

[ SCOFFS ]

HE'S KILLING ME, LAURIE.

[ LAUGHS ]

HE'S KILLING ME, LAURIE.

[ LAUGHS ]

HE'S KILLING ME.

[ LAUGHS ]

HE'S KILLING ME.

[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

HE'S KILLING ME.

[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

GEEZ.

[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

GEEZ.

DON'T WORRY.

GEEZ.

DON'T WORRY.

THAT'S NOT GONNA COME OUR

DON'T WORRY.

THAT'S NOT GONNA COME OUR

DIRECTION.

THAT'S NOT GONNA COME OUR

DIRECTION.

IS IT A FULL MOON?

DIRECTION.

IS IT A FULL MOON?

YES, IT IS.

IS IT A FULL MOON?

YES, IT IS.

I READ IT ON THE INTERNET.

YES, IT IS.

I READ IT ON THE INTERNET.

HALLOWEEN AND A FULL MOON.

I READ IT ON THE INTERNET.

HALLOWEEN AND A FULL MOON.

AWESOME.

HALLOWEEN AND A FULL MOON.

AWESOME.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE FIRE.

AWESOME.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE FIRE.

[ THE WORLD RECORD'S "WE'RE #1"

ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE FIRE.

[ THE WORLD RECORD'S "WE'RE #1"

PLAYS ]

d THANK YOU FOR THE

INVITATION d

d I'M SURE YOUR SHOW WILL BE

INVITATION d

d I'M SURE YOUR SHOW WILL BE

VERY NICE d

d I'M SURE YOUR SHOW WILL BE

VERY NICE d

d WE'RE GONNA SEE IF WE CAN

VERY NICE d

d WE'RE GONNA SEE IF WE CAN

MAKE IT d

d WE'RE GONNA SEE IF WE CAN

MAKE IT d

d BUT, HEY, MAYBE WE CAN OFFER

MAKE IT d

d BUT, HEY, MAYBE WE CAN OFFER

YOU SOME ADVICE d

d BUT, HEY, MAYBE WE CAN OFFER

YOU SOME ADVICE d

d NO, WE'RE NOT TRYING TO

YOU SOME ADVICE d

d NO, WE'RE NOT TRYING TO

TALK DOWN AT YOU d

d NO, WE'RE NOT TRYING TO

TALK DOWN AT YOU d

d IT'S FROM THE GOODNESS OF THE

TALK DOWN AT YOU d

d IT'S FROM THE GOODNESS OF THE

WHOLE OF OUR HEART d

d IT'S FROM THE GOODNESS OF THE

WHOLE OF OUR HEART d

d BUT WE CAN TELL JUST BY

WHOLE OF OUR HEART d

d BUT WE CAN TELL JUST BY

LOOKING AT YOU THAT YOU BETTER

d BUT WE CAN TELL JUST BY

LOOKING AT YOU THAT YOU BETTER

QUIT BEFORE YOU START d

LOOKING AT YOU THAT YOU BETTER

QUIT BEFORE YOU START d

d AND IN THE MEANTIME,

QUIT BEFORE YOU START d

d AND IN THE MEANTIME,

I NEED SOME MEAN TIME d

d AND IN THE MEANTIME,

I NEED SOME MEAN TIME d

d TO WIPE OUT ANY GOODWILL

I NEED SOME MEAN TIME d

d TO WIPE OUT ANY GOODWILL

BUILDING UP d

d TO WIPE OUT ANY GOODWILL

BUILDING UP d

CAN'T YOU GUYS, LIKE, WALK

BUILDING UP d

CAN'T YOU GUYS, LIKE, WALK

ACROSS THE COALS AND STUFF?

CAN'T YOU GUYS, LIKE, WALK

ACROSS THE COALS AND STUFF?

YEAH, DUDE, DO IT.

ACROSS THE COALS AND STUFF?

YEAH, DUDE, DO IT.

I DIDN'T CARE --

YEAH, DUDE, DO IT.

I DIDN'T CARE --

Both:
DO IT.

I DIDN'T CARE --

Both:
DO IT.

I NORMALLY WEAR VERY, VERY

Both:
DO IT.

I NORMALLY WEAR VERY, VERY

THICK SHOES.

I NORMALLY WEAR VERY, VERY

THICK SHOES.

TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES.

THICK SHOES.

TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES.

THERE YOU GO.

TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES.

THERE YOU GO.

I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS

THERE YOU GO.

I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS

SUPPOSED TO BE HIS MOM OR HIS

I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS

SUPPOSED TO BE HIS MOM OR HIS

GIRLFRIEND.

SUPPOSED TO BE HIS MOM OR HIS

GIRLFRIEND.

[ LAUGHS ]

GIRLFRIEND.

[ LAUGHS ]

I KNOW, RIGHT?

[ LAUGHS ]

I KNOW, RIGHT?

YEAH. BOTH, MAYBE.

I KNOW, RIGHT?

YEAH. BOTH, MAYBE.

BOTH IS TOO HARD.

YEAH. BOTH, MAYBE.

BOTH IS TOO HARD.

d ...TYPICALLY BORING, OF

BOTH IS TOO HARD.

d ...TYPICALLY BORING, OF

COURSE... d

d ...TYPICALLY BORING, OF

COURSE... d

WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

COURSE... d

WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

WELL, NOW THAT...

WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

WELL, NOW THAT...

[ SIGHS ]

WELL, NOW THAT...

[ SIGHS ]

NOW THAT YOU AND BRAD ARE...

[ SIGHS ]

NOW THAT YOU AND BRAD ARE...

I JUST -- I WANT THINGS TO STILL

NOW THAT YOU AND BRAD ARE...

I JUST -- I WANT THINGS TO STILL

BE THE SAME BETWEEN US.

I JUST -- I WANT THINGS TO STILL

BE THE SAME BETWEEN US.

YEAH? OKAY.

BE THE SAME BETWEEN US.

YEAH? OKAY.

EVERYBODY LOVES BRAD.

YEAH? OKAY.

EVERYBODY LOVES BRAD.

MM-HMM.

EVERYBODY LOVES BRAD.

MM-HMM.

WALK THE DOG. DELIGHTFUL.

MM-HMM.

WALK THE DOG. DELIGHTFUL.

WALK THE DOG. DELIGHTFUL.

WALK THE DOG. DELIGHTFUL.

WALK THE DOG. DELIGHTFUL.

[ CLANGING ]

WALK THE DOG. DELIGHTFUL.

[ CLANGING ]

IS HE STILL GOING TO CHURCH?

[ CLANGING ]

IS HE STILL GOING TO CHURCH?

NO, NOT -- NOT REALLY.

IS HE STILL GOING TO CHURCH?

NO, NOT -- NOT REALLY.

NOT SINCE HIS PARENTS SPLIT UP.

NO, NOT -- NOT REALLY.

NOT SINCE HIS PARENTS SPLIT UP.

HMM.

NOT SINCE HIS PARENTS SPLIT UP.

HMM.

HE WAS ALWAYS THE STRONG ONE.

HMM.

HE WAS ALWAYS THE STRONG ONE.

MM-HMM.

HE WAS ALWAYS THE STRONG ONE.

MM-HMM.

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GUESS WHA MM-HMM.

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GUESS WHA HAPPENED EXACTLY 100 YEARS AGO.

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GUESS WHA HAPPENED EXACTLY 100 YEARS AGO.

OH, BRAD. COME ON. DON'T LIE.

HAPPENED EXACTLY 100 YEARS AGO.

OH, BRAD. COME ON. DON'T LIE.

NO, NO, NO. I SWEAR. I SWEAR.

OH, BRAD. COME ON. DON'T LIE.

NO, NO, NO. I SWEAR. I SWEAR.

I SWEAR IT HAPPENED TODAY.

NO, NO, NO. I SWEAR. I SWEAR.

I SWEAR IT HAPPENED TODAY.

LOOK. SHABAM.

I SWEAR IT HAPPENED TODAY.

LOOK. SHABAM.

SHABLING-A-BLING-BLOG.

LOOK. SHABAM.

SHABLING-A-BLING-BLOG.

WHO SAYS THAT -- "SHABAM"?

SHABLING-A-BLING-BLOG.

WHO SAYS THAT -- "SHABAM"?

[ LAUGHS ]

WHO SAYS THAT -- "SHABAM"?

[ LAUGHS ]

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL

[ LAUGHS ]

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL

RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL

RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

THE LEGEND OF THE JARVIS MINE.

RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

THE LEGEND OF THE JARVIS MINE.

DUN-DUN-DUN!

THE LEGEND OF THE JARVIS MINE.

DUN-DUN-DUN!

OKAY, IT WAS LATE IN OCTOBER.

DUN-DUN-DUN!

OKAY, IT WAS LATE IN OCTOBER.

THE NIGHT OF THE FULL MOON WAS

OKAY, IT WAS LATE IN OCTOBER.

THE NIGHT OF THE FULL MOON WAS

ON THE 27th.

THE NIGHT OF THE FULL MOON WAS

ON THE 27th.

OKAY, WELL, IT MAY BE 100 YEARS

ON THE 27th.

OKAY, WELL, IT MAY BE 100 YEARS

AGO, BUT THAT WAS ON THE 27th,

OKAY, WELL, IT MAY BE 100 YEARS

AGO, BUT THAT WAS ON THE 27th,

NOT THE 31st, SO, TECHNICALLY,

AGO, BUT THAT WAS ON THE 27th,

NOT THE 31st, SO, TECHNICALLY,

THE ANNIVERSARY ALREADY CAME AND

NOT THE 31st, SO, TECHNICALLY,

THE ANNIVERSARY ALREADY CAME AND

WENT.

THE ANNIVERSARY ALREADY CAME AND

WENT.

SO YOU DID LIE.

WENT.

SO YOU DID LIE.

YOU GUYS ARE SO FREAKING

SO YOU DID LIE.

YOU GUYS ARE SO FREAKING

NEGATIVE.

YOU GUYS ARE SO FREAKING

NEGATIVE.

IT WAS THE 100th -- IT'S THE

NEGATIVE.

IT WAS THE 100th -- IT'S THE

100-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, ALL RIGHT?

IT WAS THE 100th -- IT'S THE

100-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, ALL RIGHT?

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHA 100-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, ALL RIGHT?

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHA HAPPENED OR NOT?

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHA HAPPENED OR NOT?

GO ON, BABY. GO ON.

HAPPENED OR NOT?

GO ON, BABY. GO ON.

FINE.

GO ON, BABY. GO ON.

FINE.

I'M NOT NEGATIVE.

FINE.

I'M NOT NEGATIVE.

WHAT HAPPENED?

I'M NOT NEGATIVE.

WHAT HAPPENED?

SO AS YOU ALL KNOW...

WHAT HAPPENED?

SO AS YOU ALL KNOW...

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