Abandoned Mine Page #5
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GOLD COMES FROM.
[ LAUGHS ]
I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO
[ LAUGHS ]
VISIT A HAUNTED MIME.
I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO
VISIT A HAUNTED MIME.
OH.
VISIT A HAUNTED MIME.
OH.
[ SCOFFS ]
OH.
[ SCOFFS ]
HE'S KILLING ME, LAURIE.
[ SCOFFS ]
HE'S KILLING ME, LAURIE.
[ LAUGHS ]
HE'S KILLING ME, LAURIE.
[ LAUGHS ]
HE'S KILLING ME.
[ LAUGHS ]
HE'S KILLING ME.
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
HE'S KILLING ME.
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
GEEZ.
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
GEEZ.
DON'T WORRY.
GEEZ.
DON'T WORRY.
DON'T WORRY.
THAT'S NOT GONNA COME OUR
DIRECTION.
THAT'S NOT GONNA COME OUR
DIRECTION.
DIRECTION.
YES, IT IS.
IS IT A FULL MOON?
YES, IT IS.
I READ IT ON THE INTERNET.
YES, IT IS.
HALLOWEEN AND A FULL MOON.
I READ IT ON THE INTERNET.
HALLOWEEN AND A FULL MOON.
AWESOME.
HALLOWEEN AND A FULL MOON.
AWESOME.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE FIRE.
AWESOME.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE FIRE.
[ THE WORLD RECORD'S "WE'RE #1"
ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE FIRE.
[ THE WORLD RECORD'S "WE'RE #1"
PLAYS ]
d THANK YOU FOR THE
INVITATION d
d I'M SURE YOUR SHOW WILL BE
INVITATION d
VERY NICE d
VERY NICE d
VERY NICE d
MAKE IT d
MAKE IT d
d BUT, HEY, MAYBE WE CAN OFFER
MAKE IT d
d BUT, HEY, MAYBE WE CAN OFFER
YOU SOME ADVICE d
d BUT, HEY, MAYBE WE CAN OFFER
YOU SOME ADVICE d
d NO, WE'RE NOT TRYING TO
YOU SOME ADVICE d
d NO, WE'RE NOT TRYING TO
TALK DOWN AT YOU d
d NO, WE'RE NOT TRYING TO
d IT'S FROM THE GOODNESS OF THE
TALK DOWN AT YOU d
d IT'S FROM THE GOODNESS OF THE
WHOLE OF OUR HEART d
d IT'S FROM THE GOODNESS OF THE
WHOLE OF OUR HEART d
WHOLE OF OUR HEART d
d BUT WE CAN TELL JUST BY
LOOKING AT YOU THAT YOU BETTER
d BUT WE CAN TELL JUST BY
LOOKING AT YOU THAT YOU BETTER
LOOKING AT YOU THAT YOU BETTER
d AND IN THE MEANTIME,
d AND IN THE MEANTIME,
d TO WIPE OUT ANY GOODWILL
BUILDING UP d
BUILDING UP d
CAN'T YOU GUYS, LIKE, WALK
BUILDING UP d
CAN'T YOU GUYS, LIKE, WALK
ACROSS THE COALS AND STUFF?
CAN'T YOU GUYS, LIKE, WALK
YEAH, DUDE, DO IT.
YEAH, DUDE, DO IT.
I DIDN'T CARE --
YEAH, DUDE, DO IT.
I DIDN'T CARE --
Both:
DO IT.I DIDN'T CARE --
Both:
DO IT.I NORMALLY WEAR VERY, VERY
Both:
DO IT.THICK SHOES.
I NORMALLY WEAR VERY, VERY
THICK SHOES.
TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES.
THICK SHOES.
TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES.
THERE YOU GO.
TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES.
THERE YOU GO.
I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS
THERE YOU GO.
I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS
I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE HIS MOM OR HIS
GIRLFRIEND.
GIRLFRIEND.
[ LAUGHS ]
GIRLFRIEND.
[ LAUGHS ]
I KNOW, RIGHT?
[ LAUGHS ]
I KNOW, RIGHT?
YEAH. BOTH, MAYBE.
I KNOW, RIGHT?
YEAH. BOTH, MAYBE.
BOTH IS TOO HARD.
YEAH. BOTH, MAYBE.
BOTH IS TOO HARD.
d ...TYPICALLY BORING, OF
BOTH IS TOO HARD.
d ...TYPICALLY BORING, OF
COURSE... d
d ...TYPICALLY BORING, OF
COURSE... d
WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
COURSE... d
WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
WELL, NOW THAT...
WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
WELL, NOW THAT...
[ SIGHS ]
WELL, NOW THAT...
[ SIGHS ]
NOW THAT YOU AND BRAD ARE...
[ SIGHS ]
I JUST -- I WANT THINGS TO STILL
I JUST -- I WANT THINGS TO STILL
BE THE SAME BETWEEN US.
I JUST -- I WANT THINGS TO STILL
BE THE SAME BETWEEN US.
YEAH? OKAY.
BE THE SAME BETWEEN US.
YEAH? OKAY.
EVERYBODY LOVES BRAD.
YEAH? OKAY.
EVERYBODY LOVES BRAD.
MM-HMM.
EVERYBODY LOVES BRAD.
MM-HMM.
WALK THE DOG. DELIGHTFUL.
MM-HMM.
WALK THE DOG. DELIGHTFUL.
WALK THE DOG. DELIGHTFUL.
WALK THE DOG. DELIGHTFUL.
WALK THE DOG. DELIGHTFUL.
[ CLANGING ]
WALK THE DOG. DELIGHTFUL.
[ CLANGING ]
IS HE STILL GOING TO CHURCH?
[ CLANGING ]
IS HE STILL GOING TO CHURCH?
IS HE STILL GOING TO CHURCH?
NO, NOT -- NOT REALLY.
NOT SINCE HIS PARENTS SPLIT UP.
NOT SINCE HIS PARENTS SPLIT UP.
HMM.
NOT SINCE HIS PARENTS SPLIT UP.
HMM.
HE WAS ALWAYS THE STRONG ONE.
HMM.
HE WAS ALWAYS THE STRONG ONE.
MM-HMM.
MM-HMM.
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GUESS WHA MM-HMM.
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GUESS WHA HAPPENED EXACTLY 100 YEARS AGO.
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GUESS WHA HAPPENED EXACTLY 100 YEARS AGO.
OH, BRAD. COME ON. DON'T LIE.
HAPPENED EXACTLY 100 YEARS AGO.
OH, BRAD. COME ON. DON'T LIE.
NO, NO, NO. I SWEAR. I SWEAR.
OH, BRAD. COME ON. DON'T LIE.
NO, NO, NO. I SWEAR. I SWEAR.
NO, NO, NO. I SWEAR. I SWEAR.
LOOK. SHABAM.
LOOK. SHABAM.
SHABLING-A-BLING-BLOG.
LOOK. SHABAM.
SHABLING-A-BLING-BLOG.
WHO SAYS THAT -- "SHABAM"?
SHABLING-A-BLING-BLOG.
WHO SAYS THAT -- "SHABAM"?
[ LAUGHS ]
WHO SAYS THAT -- "SHABAM"?
[ LAUGHS ]
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL
[ LAUGHS ]
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
THE LEGEND OF THE JARVIS MINE.
RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
THE LEGEND OF THE JARVIS MINE.
DUN-DUN-DUN!
THE LEGEND OF THE JARVIS MINE.
DUN-DUN-DUN!
OKAY, IT WAS LATE IN OCTOBER.
DUN-DUN-DUN!
OKAY, IT WAS LATE IN OCTOBER.
THE NIGHT OF THE FULL MOON WAS
OKAY, IT WAS LATE IN OCTOBER.
THE NIGHT OF THE FULL MOON WAS
ON THE 27th.
THE NIGHT OF THE FULL MOON WAS
ON THE 27th.
OKAY, WELL, IT MAY BE 100 YEARS
ON THE 27th.
OKAY, WELL, IT MAY BE 100 YEARS
AGO, BUT THAT WAS ON THE 27th,
OKAY, WELL, IT MAY BE 100 YEARS
AGO, BUT THAT WAS ON THE 27th,
NOT THE 31st, SO, TECHNICALLY,
AGO, BUT THAT WAS ON THE 27th,
NOT THE 31st, SO, TECHNICALLY,
THE ANNIVERSARY ALREADY CAME AND
NOT THE 31st, SO, TECHNICALLY,
THE ANNIVERSARY ALREADY CAME AND
WENT.
THE ANNIVERSARY ALREADY CAME AND
WENT.
SO YOU DID LIE.
WENT.
SO YOU DID LIE.
SO YOU DID LIE.
YOU GUYS ARE SO FREAKING
NEGATIVE.
YOU GUYS ARE SO FREAKING
NEGATIVE.
IT WAS THE 100th -- IT'S THE
NEGATIVE.
IT WAS THE 100th -- IT'S THE
100-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, ALL RIGHT?
IT WAS THE 100th -- IT'S THE
100-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, ALL RIGHT?
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHA 100-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, ALL RIGHT?
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHA HAPPENED OR NOT?
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHA HAPPENED OR NOT?
GO ON, BABY. GO ON.
HAPPENED OR NOT?
GO ON, BABY. GO ON.
FINE.
GO ON, BABY. GO ON.
FINE.
I'M NOT NEGATIVE.
FINE.
I'M NOT NEGATIVE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
I'M NOT NEGATIVE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT HAPPENED?
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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