Abandoned Mine Page #4
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YEAR, BRAD.
REALLY OUTDID YOURSELF THIS
YEAR, BRAD.
I PUT ALL MY EFFORT INTO
YEAR, BRAD.
I PUT ALL MY EFFORT INTO
PLANNING THIS THING.
I PUT ALL MY EFFORT INTO
PLANNING THIS THING.
SO, MR. JIM, WHAT KIND OF
PLANNING THIS THING.
SO, MR. JIM, WHAT KIND OF
SOCCER PLAYER ARE YOU SUPPOSED
SO, MR. JIM, WHAT KIND OF
SOCCER PLAYER ARE YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE?
SOCCER PLAYER ARE YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE?
FOOTBALL, MAN.
TO BE?
FOOTBALL, MAN.
FOOTBALL, MAN.
WE DON'T PLAY SOCCER IN THIS
TOWN.
WE DON'T PLAY SOCCER IN THIS
TOWN.
SO ARE YOU A NUMBER-ONE
TOWN.
SO ARE YOU A NUMBER-ONE
STRING, OR HOW DO THEY SAY,
SO ARE YOU A NUMBER-ONE
LIKE, A-A BENCH WARMER?
LIKE, A-A BENCH WARMER?
[ SCOFFS ]
LIKE, A-A BENCH WARMER?
[ SCOFFS ]
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
[ SCOFFS ]
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YOU THINK I PUT ALL THIS STUFF
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YOU THINK I PUT ALL THIS STUFF
YOU THINK I PUT ALL THIS STUFF
BENCH WARMER?
BENCH WARMER?
WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?
BENCH WARMER?
WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?
INDIA.
WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?
INDIA.
IT'S A COUNTRY.
INDIA.
IT'S A COUNTRY.
SO, ETHAN, WHAT ARE YOU
IT'S A COUNTRY.
SO, ETHAN, WHAT ARE YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE?
SO, ETHAN, WHAT ARE YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE?
ISN'T HE THAT, UH,
SUPPOSED TO BE?
ISN'T HE THAT, UH,
CROCODILE-HUNTER GUY?
ISN'T HE THAT, UH,
CROCODILE-HUNTER GUY?
NO, I'M MR. JONES.
CROCODILE-HUNTER GUY?
NO, I'M MR. JONES.
[ As Ethan ] MR. JONES?
NO, I'M MR. JONES.
[ As Ethan ] MR. JONES?
YOU KNOW, INDIA JONES.
[ As Ethan ] MR. JONES?
YOU KNOW, INDIA JONES.
OH, INDIANA JONES.
YOU KNOW, INDIA JONES.
OH, INDIANA JONES.
NO, NO. INDIA JONES.
OH, INDIANA JONES.
NO, NO. INDIA JONES.
I'M FROM INDIA.
NO, NO. INDIA JONES.
I'M FROM INDIA.
[ Normal voice ] WELL,
I'M FROM INDIA.
[ Normal voice ] WELL,
INDIANA JONES IS FROM INDIANA.
[ Normal voice ] WELL,
INDIANA JONES IS FROM INDIANA.
NO, HE'S NOT.
INDIANA JONES IS FROM INDIANA.
NO, HE'S NOT.
THAT WAS HIS DOG'S NAME.
NO, HE'S NOT.
THAT WAS HIS DOG'S NAME.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S CONTINUE
THAT WAS HIS DOG'S NAME.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S CONTINUE
THIS EXCITING CONVERSATION IN
ALL RIGHT, LET'S CONTINUE
THIS EXCITING CONVERSATION IN
THE TRUCK.
THIS EXCITING CONVERSATION IN
THE TRUCK.
d LET'S GO TO THE RIVER
THE TRUCK.
d LET'S GO TO THE RIVER
d LET'S GO DOWN IN THE WATER d
d LET'S GO TO THE CREEK
d LET'S GO DOWN IN THE WATER d
THE WILLIAM JARVIS MINE,
d LET'S GO DOWN IN THE WATER d
THE WILLIAM JARVIS MINE,
GUYS.
THE WILLIAM JARVIS MINE,
GUYS.
THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING.
GUYS.
THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING.
WHAT?! STOP THE TRUCK.
THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING.
WHAT?! STOP THE TRUCK.
STOP THE TRUCK!
WHAT?! STOP THE TRUCK.
STOP THE TRUCK!
NO, SERIOUSLY, BRAD.
STOP THE TRUCK!
NO, SERIOUSLY, BRAD.
WILLIAM JARVIS MINE?
NO, SERIOUSLY, BRAD.
WILLIAM JARVIS MINE?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WILLIAM JARVIS MINE?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
OKAY.
JIM, GET OUT OF MY WAY.
OKAY.
I'M SERIOUS. MOVE!
OKAY.
I'M SERIOUS. MOVE!
OKAY.
I'M SERIOUS. MOVE!
OKAY.
GOD!
OKAY.
GOD!
SHARON!
GOD!
SHARON!
[ RADIO TURNS OFF ]
SHARON!
WAIT. SH-SHARON, WAIT.
[ RADIO TURNS OFF ]
WAIT. SH-SHARON, WAIT.
[ SIGHS ]
WAIT. SH-SHARON, WAIT.
[ SIGHS ]
SHARON, BABY --
[ SIGHS ]
SHARON, BABY --
NO, BRAD, YOU DIDN'T SAY
SHARON, BABY --
NO, BRAD, YOU DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING ABOUT THE JARVIS MINE.
NO, BRAD, YOU DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING ABOUT THE JARVIS MINE.
YOU SAID A HAUNTED MINE.
ANYTHING ABOUT THE JARVIS MINE.
YOU SAID A HAUNTED MINE.
I THOUGHT AROUND HERE, LIKE
YOU SAID A HAUNTED MINE.
I THOUGHT AROUND HERE, LIKE
LARSON'S OR SOMETHING.
I THOUGHT AROUND HERE, LIKE
LARSON'S OR SOMETHING.
COME ON, BABY.
LARSON'S OR SOMETHING.
COME ON, BABY.
I PLANNED THIS WHOLE THING.
COME ON, BABY.
IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
I PLANNED THIS WHOLE THING.
IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
PEOPLE HAVE DIED UP THERE --
IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
PEOPLE HAVE DIED UP THERE --
PEOPLE THAT WE KNOW.
PEOPLE HAVE DIED UP THERE --
PEOPLE THAT WE KNOW.
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY THA PEOPLE THAT WE KNOW.
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY THA DIED.
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY THA DIED.
[ SIGHS ]
DIED.
[ SIGHS ]
SO, WHAT IS A JARV-ASS MIME?
[ SIGHS ]
SO, WHAT IS A JARV-ASS MIME?
SO, WHAT IS A JARV-ASS MIME?
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HAUNTED.
NO, IT IS HAUNTED.
NO, IT IS HAUNTED.
NO, IT IS HAUNTED.
THERE IS AN IDIOT.
THERE IS AN IDIOT.
[ COWS MOOING ]
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, THE YEAR THAT SHARON DID
I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, THE YEAR THAT SHARON DID
THE SLEEPING-AT-THE-CEMETERY
I MEAN, THE YEAR THAT SHARON DID
THE SLEEPING-AT-THE-CEMETERY
THING, THAT WAS CREEPY ENOUGH.
THE SLEEPING-AT-THE-CEMETERY
THING, THAT WAS CREEPY ENOUGH.
SO I DON'T KNOW.
THING, THAT WAS CREEPY ENOUGH.
SO I DON'T KNOW.
JIM...
SO I DON'T KNOW.
JIM...
JIM...
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?
PROTECTED FROM SUCH THINGS.
PROTECTED FROM SUCH THINGS.
YOU SEE, WE WORSHIP COWS.
PROTECTED FROM SUCH THINGS.
YOU SEE, WE WORSHIP COWS.
I FEEL VERY SAFE IN YOUR VALLEY
YOU SEE, WE WORSHIP COWS.
I FEEL VERY SAFE IN YOUR VALLEY
THERE.
I FEEL VERY SAFE IN YOUR VALLEY
THERE.
THERE.
[ MOUSE CLICKS ]
YOUR COWS ARE SO FAT...
[ MOUSE CLICKS ]
...AND PLEASED WITH THEMSELVES.
[ MOUSE CLICKS ]
...AND PLEASED WITH THEMSELVES.
[ DISTORTED SCREAM ]
...AND PLEASED WITH THEMSELVES.
[ DISTORTED SCREAM ]
[ TRUCK DOOR OPENS ]
[ DISTORTED SCREAM ]
[ TRUCK DOOR OPENS ]
I DIDN'T SAY WE WERE GONNA GO
[ TRUCK DOOR OPENS ]
I DIDN'T SAY WE WERE GONNA GO
IN THE MINE.
I DIDN'T SAY WE WERE GONNA GO
IN THE MINE.
I JUST SAID TO THE MINE.
IN THE MINE.
I JUST SAID TO THE MINE.
JUST GO.
JUST GO.
WHERE'S THE MINE?
JUST GO.
WHERE'S THE MINE?
OVER THERE.
WHERE'S THE MINE?
OVER THERE.
CREEPY.
OVER THERE.
CREEPY.
WOW.
CREEPY.
WOW.
JUST PUT THIS DOWN RIGH HERE.
JUST PUT THIS DOWN RIGH HERE.
SO THAT'S IT?
HERE.
SO THAT'S IT?
THAT'S IT.
SO THAT'S IT?
THAT'S IT.
IS THIS MOUNTAIN SPECIAL?
THAT'S IT.
IS THIS MOUNTAIN SPECIAL?
THAT'S THE MINE.
IS THIS MOUNTAIN SPECIAL?
THAT'S THE MINE.
THAT'THE MIME?
THAT'S THE MINE.
THAT'THE MIME?
YEAH, THE MINE -- WHERE THE
THAT'THE MIME?
YEAH, THE MINE -- WHERE THE
GOLD COMES FROM.
YEAH, THE MINE -- WHERE THE
GOLD COMES FROM.
[ LAUGHS ]
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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