Abandoned Mine Page #4

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YEAR, BRAD.

REALLY OUTDID YOURSELF THIS

YEAR, BRAD.

I PUT ALL MY EFFORT INTO

YEAR, BRAD.

I PUT ALL MY EFFORT INTO

PLANNING THIS THING.

I PUT ALL MY EFFORT INTO

PLANNING THIS THING.

SO, MR. JIM, WHAT KIND OF

PLANNING THIS THING.

SO, MR. JIM, WHAT KIND OF

SOCCER PLAYER ARE YOU SUPPOSED

SO, MR. JIM, WHAT KIND OF

SOCCER PLAYER ARE YOU SUPPOSED

TO BE?

SOCCER PLAYER ARE YOU SUPPOSED

TO BE?

FOOTBALL, MAN.

TO BE?

FOOTBALL, MAN.

WE DON'T PLAY SOCCER IN THIS

FOOTBALL, MAN.

WE DON'T PLAY SOCCER IN THIS

TOWN.

WE DON'T PLAY SOCCER IN THIS

TOWN.

SO ARE YOU A NUMBER-ONE

TOWN.

SO ARE YOU A NUMBER-ONE

STRING, OR HOW DO THEY SAY,

SO ARE YOU A NUMBER-ONE

STRING, OR HOW DO THEY SAY,

LIKE, A-A BENCH WARMER?

STRING, OR HOW DO THEY SAY,

LIKE, A-A BENCH WARMER?

[ SCOFFS ]

LIKE, A-A BENCH WARMER?

[ SCOFFS ]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

[ SCOFFS ]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

YOU THINK I PUT ALL THIS STUFF

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

YOU THINK I PUT ALL THIS STUFF

ON SO I COULD PRETEND TO BE A

YOU THINK I PUT ALL THIS STUFF

ON SO I COULD PRETEND TO BE A

BENCH WARMER?

ON SO I COULD PRETEND TO BE A

BENCH WARMER?

WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?

BENCH WARMER?

WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?

INDIA.

WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?

INDIA.

IT'S A COUNTRY.

INDIA.

IT'S A COUNTRY.

SO, ETHAN, WHAT ARE YOU

IT'S A COUNTRY.

SO, ETHAN, WHAT ARE YOU

SUPPOSED TO BE?

SO, ETHAN, WHAT ARE YOU

SUPPOSED TO BE?

ISN'T HE THAT, UH,

SUPPOSED TO BE?

ISN'T HE THAT, UH,

CROCODILE-HUNTER GUY?

ISN'T HE THAT, UH,

CROCODILE-HUNTER GUY?

NO, I'M MR. JONES.

CROCODILE-HUNTER GUY?

NO, I'M MR. JONES.

[ As Ethan ] MR. JONES?

NO, I'M MR. JONES.

[ As Ethan ] MR. JONES?

YOU KNOW, INDIA JONES.

[ As Ethan ] MR. JONES?

YOU KNOW, INDIA JONES.

OH, INDIANA JONES.

YOU KNOW, INDIA JONES.

OH, INDIANA JONES.

NO, NO. INDIA JONES.

OH, INDIANA JONES.

NO, NO. INDIA JONES.

I'M FROM INDIA.

NO, NO. INDIA JONES.

I'M FROM INDIA.

[ Normal voice ] WELL,

I'M FROM INDIA.

[ Normal voice ] WELL,

INDIANA JONES IS FROM INDIANA.

[ Normal voice ] WELL,

INDIANA JONES IS FROM INDIANA.

NO, HE'S NOT.

INDIANA JONES IS FROM INDIANA.

NO, HE'S NOT.

THAT WAS HIS DOG'S NAME.

NO, HE'S NOT.

THAT WAS HIS DOG'S NAME.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S CONTINUE

THAT WAS HIS DOG'S NAME.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S CONTINUE

THIS EXCITING CONVERSATION IN

ALL RIGHT, LET'S CONTINUE

THIS EXCITING CONVERSATION IN

THE TRUCK.

THIS EXCITING CONVERSATION IN

THE TRUCK.

d LET'S GO TO THE RIVER

THE TRUCK.

d LET'S GO TO THE RIVER

d LET'S GO TO THE CREEK

d LET'S GO TO THE RIVER

d LET'S GO TO THE CREEK

d LET'S GO DOWN IN THE WATER d

d LET'S GO TO THE CREEK

d LET'S GO DOWN IN THE WATER d

THE WILLIAM JARVIS MINE,

d LET'S GO DOWN IN THE WATER d

THE WILLIAM JARVIS MINE,

GUYS.

THE WILLIAM JARVIS MINE,

GUYS.

THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING.

GUYS.

THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING.

WHAT?! STOP THE TRUCK.

THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING.

WHAT?! STOP THE TRUCK.

STOP THE TRUCK!

WHAT?! STOP THE TRUCK.

STOP THE TRUCK!

NO, SERIOUSLY, BRAD.

STOP THE TRUCK!

NO, SERIOUSLY, BRAD.

WILLIAM JARVIS MINE?

NO, SERIOUSLY, BRAD.

WILLIAM JARVIS MINE?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

WILLIAM JARVIS MINE?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

JIM, GET OUT OF MY WAY.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

JIM, GET OUT OF MY WAY.

OKAY.

JIM, GET OUT OF MY WAY.

OKAY.

I'M SERIOUS. MOVE!

OKAY.

I'M SERIOUS. MOVE!

OKAY.

I'M SERIOUS. MOVE!

OKAY.

GOD!

OKAY.

GOD!

SHARON!

GOD!

SHARON!

[ RADIO TURNS OFF ]

SHARON!

[ RADIO TURNS OFF ]

WAIT. SH-SHARON, WAIT.

[ RADIO TURNS OFF ]

WAIT. SH-SHARON, WAIT.

[ SIGHS ]

WAIT. SH-SHARON, WAIT.

[ SIGHS ]

SHARON, BABY --

[ SIGHS ]

SHARON, BABY --

NO, BRAD, YOU DIDN'T SAY

SHARON, BABY --

NO, BRAD, YOU DIDN'T SAY

ANYTHING ABOUT THE JARVIS MINE.

NO, BRAD, YOU DIDN'T SAY

ANYTHING ABOUT THE JARVIS MINE.

YOU SAID A HAUNTED MINE.

ANYTHING ABOUT THE JARVIS MINE.

YOU SAID A HAUNTED MINE.

I THOUGHT AROUND HERE, LIKE

YOU SAID A HAUNTED MINE.

I THOUGHT AROUND HERE, LIKE

LARSON'S OR SOMETHING.

I THOUGHT AROUND HERE, LIKE

LARSON'S OR SOMETHING.

COME ON, BABY.

LARSON'S OR SOMETHING.

COME ON, BABY.

I PLANNED THIS WHOLE THING.

COME ON, BABY.

I PLANNED THIS WHOLE THING.

IT'S GONNA BE FUN.

I PLANNED THIS WHOLE THING.

IT'S GONNA BE FUN.

PEOPLE HAVE DIED UP THERE --

IT'S GONNA BE FUN.

PEOPLE HAVE DIED UP THERE --

PEOPLE THAT WE KNOW.

PEOPLE HAVE DIED UP THERE --

PEOPLE THAT WE KNOW.

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY THA PEOPLE THAT WE KNOW.

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY THA DIED.

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY THA DIED.

[ SIGHS ]

DIED.

[ SIGHS ]

SO, WHAT IS A JARV-ASS MIME?

[ SIGHS ]

SO, WHAT IS A JARV-ASS MIME?

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HAUNTED.

SO, WHAT IS A JARV-ASS MIME?

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HAUNTED.

NO, IT IS HAUNTED.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HAUNTED.

NO, IT IS HAUNTED.

THAT'S WHY ANYONE THAT GOES

NO, IT IS HAUNTED.

THAT'S WHY ANYONE THAT GOES

THERE IS AN IDIOT.

THAT'S WHY ANYONE THAT GOES

THERE IS AN IDIOT.

[ COWS MOOING ]

[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, THE YEAR THAT SHARON DID

I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, THE YEAR THAT SHARON DID

THE SLEEPING-AT-THE-CEMETERY

I MEAN, THE YEAR THAT SHARON DID

THE SLEEPING-AT-THE-CEMETERY

THING, THAT WAS CREEPY ENOUGH.

THE SLEEPING-AT-THE-CEMETERY

THING, THAT WAS CREEPY ENOUGH.

SO I DON'T KNOW.

THING, THAT WAS CREEPY ENOUGH.

SO I DON'T KNOW.

JIM...

SO I DON'T KNOW.

JIM...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

JIM...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

OH, IN INDIA, WE ARE

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

OH, IN INDIA, WE ARE

PROTECTED FROM SUCH THINGS.

OH, IN INDIA, WE ARE

PROTECTED FROM SUCH THINGS.

YOU SEE, WE WORSHIP COWS.

PROTECTED FROM SUCH THINGS.

YOU SEE, WE WORSHIP COWS.

I FEEL VERY SAFE IN YOUR VALLEY

YOU SEE, WE WORSHIP COWS.

I FEEL VERY SAFE IN YOUR VALLEY

THERE.

I FEEL VERY SAFE IN YOUR VALLEY

THERE.

YOUR COWS ARE SO FAT...

THERE.

YOUR COWS ARE SO FAT...

[ MOUSE CLICKS ]

YOUR COWS ARE SO FAT...

[ MOUSE CLICKS ]

...AND PLEASED WITH THEMSELVES.

[ MOUSE CLICKS ]

...AND PLEASED WITH THEMSELVES.

[ DISTORTED SCREAM ]

...AND PLEASED WITH THEMSELVES.

[ DISTORTED SCREAM ]

[ TRUCK DOOR OPENS ]

[ DISTORTED SCREAM ]

[ TRUCK DOOR OPENS ]

I DIDN'T SAY WE WERE GONNA GO

[ TRUCK DOOR OPENS ]

I DIDN'T SAY WE WERE GONNA GO

IN THE MINE.

I DIDN'T SAY WE WERE GONNA GO

IN THE MINE.

I JUST SAID TO THE MINE.

IN THE MINE.

I JUST SAID TO THE MINE.

JUST GO.

I JUST SAID TO THE MINE.

JUST GO.

WHERE'S THE MINE?

JUST GO.

WHERE'S THE MINE?

OVER THERE.

WHERE'S THE MINE?

OVER THERE.

CREEPY.

OVER THERE.

CREEPY.

WOW.

CREEPY.

WOW.

JUST PUT THIS DOWN RIGH WOW.

JUST PUT THIS DOWN RIGH HERE.

JUST PUT THIS DOWN RIGH HERE.

SO THAT'S IT?

HERE.

SO THAT'S IT?

THAT'S IT.

SO THAT'S IT?

THAT'S IT.

IS THIS MOUNTAIN SPECIAL?

THAT'S IT.

IS THIS MOUNTAIN SPECIAL?

THAT'S THE MINE.

IS THIS MOUNTAIN SPECIAL?

THAT'S THE MINE.

THAT'THE MIME?

THAT'S THE MINE.

THAT'THE MIME?

YEAH, THE MINE -- WHERE THE

THAT'THE MIME?

YEAH, THE MINE -- WHERE THE

GOLD COMES FROM.

YEAH, THE MINE -- WHERE THE

GOLD COMES FROM.

[ LAUGHS ]

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