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we'll be into fifteen grand.
We promised Tommy.
Sure, sure.
He promised to be here.
Did he show up? Yeah.
That's what I'm trying to tell
I'm sorry, Tommy.
I thought you ran out on us.
Doc had me tied in his lab.
I broke the straps.
Are you guys
gonna play on my side...
or does Louie the Looper
want to fight Rocky by himself?
I'm on your side,
Tommy.
My heart's in the right place
and I wanna keep it there.
When we get in the ring,
I'll do the pitching.
As long as I don't do
any catching.
Semifinal's over.
Let's go.
Come on, champ.
Follow me!
Chest out,
stomach in.
I said,
"stomach in"!
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is the main attraction...
ten rounds of boxing.
Introducing at 160 pounds...
the leading contender
for the middleweight crown...
Rocky Hanlon!
In this corner,
that new sensation...
Louie the Looper!
Morgan.
We still got a chance
to change our minds.
I'd rather argue with Tommy than
try and outrun Morgan's bullets.
I'm gonna lay down
without sayin' my prayers.
What are you guys whispering
about? W-W-We were...
We were what?
We were saved
by the bell.
Your referee,
Frankie Van.
I want a
good, clean fight.
dollar the syndicate has...
is riding on The Looper
not going five rounds.
When I say, "break,"
I want you to break clean.
Now shake hands.
Go to your corners and
come out fighting at the bell.
Feint at his chin, Lou.
I'll do the rest.
Sit down.
Fight's on.
No-no-no. Over there!
Believe me, folks.
There'll be an investigation.
I'll swear there
wasn't a blow struck.
He never touched you. What are
you doing? You told me to faint.
Get up, get up!
Eight... nine.
Wait! That's no fair
hitting there.
If you're trying
to throw this fight...
I'll hold you up for ten rounds
and let him cut you to ribbons!
Now get up!
Five... six.
Do as I told you. Okay,
Tommy, I'll be good.
Tommy?
Tommy he calls me.
Hearing the birdies
already, pal?
Either these old eyes are failing or
that boy hits like greased lightning.
Go to your corner.
One... two...
Go to your corner.
three...
four...
five...
six...
seven...
eight...
nine.
Left jab.
Left jab.
Left jab! Left jab!
Right cross.
Go to your corner.
Did you deliver that money? Sure, boss.
Tommy, let me finish
him off, will ya?
I can do it!
Grr!
Eight... nine.
Oh!
Ooo!
Tommy, I didn't see
what I was doing.
Go to your corner.
One...
two...
three...
four...
five...
six...
seven...
eight...
nine.
Tommy,
will you get up?
Open your eyes
before he closes mine.
Watch where you're
punching. Are you kidding?
Rocky,
knock him out!
The first round ends. I'm Frank
to say that I don't get it.
Get up there!
shortens my life.
What about my life?
Let me handle this.
Sure! Look at the condition of
the guy in that other corner.
What's the matter?
Rocky, what's the matter?
There's something phony
about this.
Get over to
Rocky's corner.
He hits from nowhere
and hard!
I can feel
the guy's knuckles.
It's like I'm fighting
two guys!
I keep hearing voices
like someone's talking to him.
Hearin' voices, eh?
That's bad.
I wonder what
they're up to.
Yeah.
So do I.
Rocky's been hit so hard,
he's hearing voices.
Every one ofThe Looper's
punches has been short.
I told you we couldn't
trust those two guys.
- Get me the torpedo.
- Yes, boss.
Okay, Tommy...
here's where we
ring down the curtain.
One... two... three...
Tommy? Tommy? Start punching.
Four... five.
Tommy? Tommy?
One... two...
three...
what are you doing?
I'm smellin'. It's poor
English, but you sure do!
Seven...
- eight... nine.
- Tommy?
Hey, Bud,
throw in the towel.
It's too dirty.
Besides, you're doing great.
He hasn't laid a glove on you.
Keep your eye on the referee.
Somebody in there's cloutin' me. Six...
seven... eight...
What's wrong, boss? I'm not sure.
Tell Milt to get into
a cop's uniform.
If those guys try
to pull anything...
we'll give 'em the
same treatment we gave O'Hara.
Louie the Looper has again
been knocked for a loop.
The bell saved him. He'll never
come out for the next round.
Atta, boy.
You're doing great.
You're doing swell.
Stop stalling and give him
the smelling salts.
Uh-oh.
He blew his top!
Come on, Lou.
Snap out of it!
Tommy, you're here!
Yeah.
Good. You fight him.
I'm tired.
Get in and
make it look good!
Louie looks like
he's out on his feet...
but he's managing to avoid
Rocky's punches.
Rocky's swinging wild.
One... two...
three... four.
Right cross.
Left cross.
Right cross.
Right to the stomach.
Upper cut.
One...
Milt all set?
Yes.
Let's go.
Stay where you are.
Seven... eight...
nine...
ten!
I'll see you guys later. But, Tommy?
Let's get out. No. The press
And Morgan's boys wanna shoot
me. Let's get outta here.
that dressing room...
except Louie
and his manager.
Same as last time.
You sure look pretty
in that cop's uniform.
I hope my mother
don't see me.
Lou, Bud, where is he?
He said he'd see us later.
I found the reagent.
We've got to get him.
You better or you're gonna have
two more patients.
Doctor, let's the three of us
have a fireside chat.
About what? Oh, let's say arithmetic.
Every time I add up you two
with those two guys...
out Tommy Nelson. Really?
Yeah, really.
I don't know how it was done...
but if you think that I think Louie
the Looper knocked out Rocky Hanlon...
you must think that I am a fool!
You have the correct answer.
That's what I say.
Hey, wait a minute, Doc.
Are we glad
you're here!
Morgan's a crook
and so is his whole gang!
But we're safe as long as
you're here. Don't worry.
Morgan won't be going
in your dressing room.
Where are you going? The
Looper's dressing room.
It's urgent. Nobody's allowed inside...
but The Looper
and his manager.
Wait a minute. You wait a minute.
Boy, I'm glad the cop
was outside the door.
I'm not scared anymore. A cop didn't
save O'Hara from getting the works...
or Tommy from
going tojail.
But they can't give me
the hot seat 'til you're dead...
which won't
be long now.
I've got one
thing in my favor.
Morgan don't know that we know
And he don't know that
we're private detectives!
He does now.
Neither of you will get a
chance to tell the cops anything.
Let's talk this over.
There's no...
This is the payoff,
Morgan.
Who's talkin'?
Tommy Nelson.
I'm taking you
to the cops.
Not as long as
this gun's in my hand.
Get the gun, Lou.
Confess that you framed me
or I'll break your arm!
Come on, Morgan,
talk! Talk!
Play smart
and confess.
Okay, Tommy,
I got him covered.
Tommy? Huh? Let him have it.
Let him have it. Oh, no! Okay.
All right, Tommy Nelson,
or whatever you are...
he gets it.
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