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I don't want friends.
I shall have followers...
worshippers, people who will obey
me because they realize my greatness.
To arms, to arms...
Four score and six...
Seven.
Five.
Five, three, two. Three, two.
Would ya put
your hand down.
Tommy, if you don't pipe down,
we'll all get into trouble.
And another thing. You didn't
give me a chance to tell you...
that Boots is contacting
the money man.
Well, in that case, let's
celebrate. Pour us a drink.
No, Tommy. Do you realize every time you
go into a saloon, the devil goes with ya?
Well, if he does,
he pays for his own drink.
Excuse me.
This time we'll
do things my way.
There's a lady present.
The Looper will get his
dough the night of the fight.
Why don't you save
your dough, boss?
That guy just got in
I can take 'em. Yeah, sure,
sure. Like you could take Nelson.
Only Nelson took you,
and O'Hara took my money.
This time there'll
be no slipups.
But he thinks he's going
to meet you. He is...
if he tries
to double-cross me.
Thank you.
Tommy, don't you think
you've had enough?
Tommy, you shouldn't
drink other people's drinks.
Oh, it's you, again.
Wait a minute, just a minute.
Don't get excited.
This happens to be
Louie the Looper.
I know, he's
a buzz saw.
Here's where he's gonna
lose a couple of teeth.
Why didn't you duck?
Duck? I didn't even
see the punch coming.
Come on.
Let's get outta here.
Save your punches for tomorrow
night, Looper. You'll need 'em.
Let's have a nightcap.
Sure, Looper.
Tommy, you've had enough drinks.
Oh, is that so?
Yeah, that's so.
Excuse me, sir.
Don't mention it.
Oh, Tommy. I'm only
telling you for your own good.
Hey, Lou.
He's down there.
Tommy!
What are you doing with my
drink? I thought it was mine.
Oh, yeah. I've heard that
one before. Wait a minute.
Bud, I'll handle this. I'll take
care of this myself. Right, Tommy?
Go ahead and
start something.
Double crosser.
Hey. You hit my friend. Yeah, I hit him.
Break it up, fellas. The
boss don't like no rough stuff.
You heard him.
Lou, Lou.
Come out of it, Lou.
Here, see if this'll help.
That didn't help him.
Tommy, we've got to get
him out of here.
Here,
I'll give you a hand.
Come on.
Get ahold of him.
Come on.
Atta boy, Tommy.
What happened?
Tommy got knocked out.
That's funny. I thought it was me. Shut up.
He got knocked out by the
door. He was hit on the head.
Where is he? I don't know.
We got to get him out of here.
Tommy, Tommy, tommy.
Tommy.
Where is he?
Wait a minute. Pick him up.
Come on. Pick him up.
Atta boy.
Pick him up.
Get in that door.
Hurry up.
I don't think I'm gonna
make it. You'll make it.
Bring him over to me.
Fold him up.
Wait a minute. Wait a
minute. Fold 'em. Fold 'em.
Get in there.
Get inside.
Now, tell it to me, again.
I saw two men
carrying no man.
Imagine my trying to solve
this riddle in a week.
The harder I work,
the more impossible it seems.
Tommy!
Hey, where am I?
You know,
I don't know.
You're home
with me, darling.
Helen, baby.
Oh, it's good to see you.
It's good to...
To have you here
with us, Tommy.
Us?
Oh, hello, fellas.
Gee, I sure poured one
on last night, didn't I?
You said it.
A king-sized one.
Boy, you were sure crazy... Uh, uh.
What's the matter with you? I was
gonna tell him that he was great.
What'd you think I was
gonna say? Crazy?
to drink everybody's drinks.
Yeah.
I don't remember that.
I drank so much I don't
remember seeing anybody.
We're even.
We didn't even see you.
But I do remember that
deal with Boots Marsden.
Now, what about the money?
Well, we didn't have
time to close the deal yet.
Well, get in touch with her.
Close the deal.
Tell her you'll take the
count any round she wants.
When we get into the ring with Rocky we
double-cross Morgan and knock his boy cold.
Hey, this Morgan.
Is he mean?
He's a killer.
He's mean.
And if my hunch is right, he'll
try to do what he did to O'Hara.
Bump Bud off
and put the blame on you, Lou.
Fight postponed.
Don't worry, Lou.
As long as I'm in there
with you, you're a cinch to win.
I'm gonna
make sure of it.
Phew!
What's that?
Perfume. If I can't see you,
I'll show you out.
Doctor. Doctor!
Yes, Tommy?
I tried to sit up, but
I'm paralyzed! I can't move.
Take it easy, Tommy.
I have you strapped down.
It's just a precaution against
But the fight tonight.
I'm sorry, Tommy, but I can't
afford to take any chances.
You can't take any chances?
Helen said you were afraid.
You're not afraid for me.
You're afraid for yourself.
Afraid of what the medical
profession would do to you.
You want to keep me chained like
a mad dog to save your name...
but you won't give me a chance
to clear mine.
And now, sports fans, my
prediction for tonight's fight...
Louie the Looper.
training late last night.
Evidently, he ran out of
sparring partners.
Midnight found him
completely exhausted.
Perhaps this accounts for the
in favor of Hanlon
late this afternoon.
Both men lack defense,
but are strong on offense.
I predict this will be the most
offensive fight of the year.
Tommy!
Oh, Tommy.
Tommy!
Relax!
He said he'd be here.
So, he'll be here.
Yeah?
Tommy.
Tommy, Tommy.
A black cat.
Smoke.
Give me that.
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Remember? Helen
said you could see him in smoke or fog?
Smoking will make you sick,
then you won't be able to fight.
I won't be able to fight.
No.
Mmm.
Give me that cigar.
Tommy.
Tommy.
Compliments
of a friend.
Oh.
Well, do tell.
"You can smell them
or wear them.
The fifth round
will tell. "
And you lay down
in the fifth round.
IfTommy don't get here,
Hey.
Hey, hey.
Hey, money.
Real money, oh!
Here's $1,000 for you, $1,000 for me,
and one, two, three, $4,000 for him.
$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me, and
one, two, three, $4,000 for him.
Wait a minute.
Him.
Who's him?
The income tax man.
The...
Tommy, Tommy.
Tommy.
You're on next. All set?
All set. What's the odds?
Five to two that Rocky
smears him. Oh, oh-oh.
Where you going? To get a cop.
Somebody's gonna get murdered.
Come here, stupid!
People work a lifetime
and never get $15,000.
You're getting it for
just lying down! Yeah.
Lying down?
That's got me worried.
The big question is,
will I be able to get up?
Don't let me go in
that ring without Tommy.
Lou, ifTommy goes
in the ring with you...
he'll knock out Rocky
and Morgan will bump you off!
No. You'll get bumped off.
I get the hot seat!
One way or the other,
I'm gonna get it in the end.
Lou, here's what
we've got to do.
You go in the ring and
lay down like Morgan wants.
Everybody will be happy and
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