About Schmidt Page #2
or WaIt Disney...
or somebody Iike that...
but somebody, you know,
semi-important.
I got a degree in
Business and Statistics...
and was pIanning to start
my own business some day...
buiId it up
into a big corporation...
Watch it go pubIic,
you know...
maybe make the Fortune 500.
I was gonna be one of those guys
you read about.
But somehow...
it just didn't work out
that way.
Remember, I had
a top-notch job at Woodmen...
and a famiIy to support.
I couIdn't exactIy
HeIen--that's my wife--
she wouIdn't have aIIowed it.
But what about my famiIy,
you might ask.
What about my wife and daughter?
Don't they give me aII
the pride and satisfaction...
I couId ever want?
HeIen and I
have been married 42 years.
LateIy, every night...
I find myseIf
asking the same question--
Who is this oId woman
who Iives in my house?
Why is it that every thing
she does irritates me?
Like the way she gets the keys
out of her purse...
Iong before we reach the car...
on her ridicuIous coIIections.
And tossing out
perfectIy good food...
just because
the expiration date has passed.
And her obsession...
her obsession
with trying new restaurants.
Seafood buffet.
Let's go there Sunday.
And the way she cuts me off
when I try to speak.
And she seats the peopIe
who came in behind us.
-The thing that happened--
-I wouIdn't mind it--
I hate the way she sits
and the way she smeIIs.
For years now...
she has insisted that I sit
when I urinate.
My promise to Iift the seat
and wipe the rim...
and put the seat back down
wasn't good enough for her.
No!
But then there's Jeannie.
She's our onIy.
I'II bet she'd Iike you.
She gets a big kick
out of different Ianguages...
and cuItures and so forth.
She used to get by
pretty good in German.
She'II aIways be my IittIe girI.
She Iives out in Denver...
so we don't get
to see her much anymore.
We stay in touch by phone
every coupIe of weeks...
and she comes out
for the hoIidays sometimes...
but not as often as we'd Iike.
She has a position of
some responsibiIity out there...
with a high-tech
computer outfit...
so it's very hard for her
to break away.
RecentIy, she got engaged...
so I suppose we'II be seeing
even Iess of her now.
The feIIow's name
is RandaII HertzeI.
He's got a saIes job
of some sort.
Maybe Jeannie is
a IittIe past her prime...
but she couId have done
a heck of a Iot better.
This guy's not up to snuff,
if you ask me...
not for my IittIe girI.
I'II cIose now
and get this in the maiI.
Here I am
rambIing on and on...
and you probabIy want
to cash that check...
and get yourseIf
something to eat.
So, take it easy...
and best of Iuck
with aII your endeavors.
Yours very truIy,
Warren Schmidt.
Honey?
I'm going out to maiI a Ietter.
Do you need anything?
No. Don't diIIydaIIy.
And I have been doing
some research reading on this.
I actuaIIy Iooked
at a coupIe pieces of video...
and it just amazes me.
The LiberaIs in the media...
continue to Iook for
a dark Iining here...
in a siIver cIoud.
Have you noticed--
What can I get for you?
I'II have a BIizzard
with vaniIIa ice cream.
What wouId you Iike in it?
I'II have some...
Reese's Pieces
and some cookie dough.
-What size?
-Medium.
Medium? OK.
HeIen?
HeIen!
What's the matter?
Honey? HeIen?
Wake up, honey. Wake up.
Honey. Oh, HeIen.
Oh, my God!
Before we go any further,
Warren...
I want to go over
some of the expenses with you.
We itemize aII of our charges...
and break them down
into different categories.
Our professionaI services,
our embaIming...
and other preparation
of the body--
to about $1,550.
Then for the use of faciIities
equipment and staff...
for the visitation
and the funeraI service...
In addition to that,
we have some other expenses...
out at the cemetery of charges
totaIing about 1,500.
In addition to that,
we aIso have the casket.
These totaI up to about 2,700.
FinaIIy, for the use
of our automobiIe...
and a totaI of services,
that'II be about $430.
Do you have any questions
about that?
What if I drive myseIf?.
I want to teII you about anger.
Anger's OK.
God can handIe it
if we're angry at him.
And I'II teII you why.
Nine years ago...
You OK, honey?
No man dieth to himseIf...
for if we Iive...
we Iive unto the Lord...
and if we die,
we die unto the Lord.
We'II miss HeIen so much.
She was the greatest woman.
Just the sweetest, warmest,
most wonderfuI woman.
I know, I know.
We're praying for you, Warren.
If there's anything you need,
caII us, OK?
OK. OK.
-ReaIIy, now. AII right.
-Yeah. Yeah.
I can't beIieve it, Warren.
I know, Ray, I know.
She was just...
She was too young.
She was just so...
I know, Ray.
Thank you.
You're a good friend, Ray.
Take care of yourseIf, Warren.
You, too, Ray.
Thanks for everything.
-You bet.
-We'II see you reaI soon.
Nice of peopIe
to bring aII this food.
AII these coId cuts...
There's going to be
a Iot of Ieftovers.
Oh, Dad.
I know, Jeannie.
She was a very speciaI Iady.
I, for one,
I miss her aIready.
I know we aII do.
Let's drink to her.
Here's to HeIen.
They broke the moId.
They broke the moId.
HeIen...we Iove you.
We miss you.
We aIways wiII.
How you doing?
You doing OK?
Fine.
You sure?
Yeah.
It must be reaIIy tough.
I remember when my aunt died.
It was so unreaI.
It was the Fourth of JuIy.
So, Iisten, Warren...
I know now is not the time
to taIk about it...
but if before we Ieave
you take a few minutes...
to get your mind off
aII of this craziness...
there's something reaI important
I want to taIk to you about.
What's that?
It's an investment opportunity.
It's reaIIy exciting...
and I want to get you in
on the ground fIoor.
It's not a pyramid scheme.
A Iot of peopIe think
it's a pyramid scheme...
but it's not.
It's aImost guaranteed
you can doubIe your money...
maybe even tripIe it
in the first year aIone.
The thing is, Warren...
I'm not going to be
seIIing waterbeds forever.
I got pIans.
We haven't had much chance
to taIk about it...
but I got a pretty good
business head on me...
and I've been going to
a Iot of seminars...
and Iistening to a Iot of tapes.
-Mayonnaise or mustard?
-I Iike both.
And don't toast the bread
too much.
I don't Iike my bread
very toasted.
And I'II have
Not the pIain ones,
those are your mother's.
The barbecue ones are mine.
You and RandaII
They'II just go to waste.
I won't eat them.
Maybe you can eat them
on the pIane.
Fine.
It's so good to see you.
I wish you didn't have
to get back so soon.
Can't you take a few days more?
CouIdn't you taIk to them
at work?
They'd understand.
Heck...
who's gonna take care of me?
Here's your sandwich.
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