Accidental Friendship

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Hey! Which one?

Hello? What...?

Why are they calling

in this late hour?

Who's calling?

Hello?

What are you doing?

I'm finding my phone.

This isn't your phone.

It's my tits. You try to tap my ass?

Where's my phone then?

Who's put it out far?

How thoughtless!

Who's calling? Hello?

Yeah, I'm listening, not sleeping.

All right. Talk to me.

I'm not sleeping.

Die Harder :
Scene 7: Cut 3: Take 40

Cut!

Your bomb was perfect.

Do it one more time.

Let's make it more explosive.

Like it could blow

your goddamn family sky-high.

Okay?

That's more like it!

Action!

Yippee-kai-yay! Motherf***er!

Damn! Song! What're you doing here?

Just wanna tell you I'm leaving.

Don't worry.

Those bastards want you

to tell me now?

No, it's my decision.

I found this on the floor

over there. Is it yours?

- Yeah, it's mine.

- Damn!

Queue!

Die!

Oh I forgot!

Yippee-kai-yay!

- I forgot too.

- What else?

They change the place.

Have they got too much

special effect?

I totally feel Bruce Willis now.

Die.

Boom!

How can I go there?

Well, you just drive

through Ekamai road.

- From Sukhumvit.

- Ekamai.

On Ekamai,

there's a big window display.

- Yeah, I know it.

- Not that one.

It's 1 0 meters further.

Die. You're all gonna die.

Tell your boss.

When you change the damn title and

that shitty actor...

...then you come get me.

Directing people

gives me only problems.

I'd rather go back

to directing my dogs.

Ma-kam, c'mon.

Come here. Come.

- Let's go.

- Hey, Pook!

- Pook!

- Pook!

Dozing off, Ching?

Slipped out just a little.

In my hood,

it's called falling asleep.

Get up for a rest.

Don't sleep too hard.

You'll get sick.

How far you got it edited? Show me.

Mr.Pong, everyone says

this road-bend is scary.

They called it "1 00 bodies-bend".

Sometimes they see

the guardian spirit...

..come out watching

the police pick up the bodies.

Hey!.. Lights. Lights.

Lights.. Lights on.

All right, folks.

Let's go with Miss Buaklee.

No now we're gonna....

Listen to some ghost's songs

and we will be back

with more stories.

Anything else you wanna change?

No, I think it's okay.

Add the Admin Officer's

footage at the end. OK?

Give me the sexiest look.

Jazz, it's your phone.

Keep calling like I'm your dog.

I'm shooting the last set,

then it's done.

Going by myself. Nobody else.

Hey! Told you I'm going by myself.

Jazz?

I am ready.

I change my mind.

Cheers.

Shouldn't drink too much.

Song, let me ask you something.

Give me a straight answer.

- All right.

- I can take it.

How did I act today?

Den, my man. I'm so impressed.

You're way better than

Hollywood actors.

Listen to you talking....

...It surely turns me on.

And what are you waiting for, Darling?

This is worth dying for. Let's do it!

Hey, stop. It's embarrassing.

Jazz.. Jazz's here.

Jazz is here.

Singh!

After I punch Jazz in the stomach.

You drag that b*tch to the back.

A**hole.

And me? What you want me to do?

Stay with me.

Wow.

- Hi, guys!

- What's up?

This is Rai. Nice girl.

She's quiet, not very chatty.

Take a good care of her, all right?

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

I can do for her more than that.

Hello.

Hey! Let's drink!

- Huh?

- Cheers. Stop staring.

Looks good.

Who order this?

What is this sh*t? It's foul.

Singh the omelette boy!

Your omelette doesn't smell that good.

This's good stuff. Let me show you.

You don't have to.

Sarai, take care of this brother, honey.

Gladly.

What do you want?

Careful, it will spill.

Wait, wait. Stop.

Let me do it.

You just sit.

What? Why don't you eat? Here.

Stinky. No more.

Big piece here. Big bite. C'mon.

Hey! Eat it.

Good music.

I don't know. You ask Jazz.

Jazz is the organizer.

Yeah yeah, I forgot.

I'm here to discuss

a school reunion party.

Only our class. Others aren't included.

It's set on Saturday 1 5th, next month.

I'm gonna tell you what

we have to prepare.

About food and beverage and the PR.

Entertainment.

And the most important...

You and me,

we were good friends just yesterdays

But now our friendship

is gradually fading away

Being close's transformed

it into one deep love.

You're listening to FM 1 03 Virgin Soft.

I have a new cover-version

of an old song about friends...

It's quite good.

You and me,

we were good friends just yesterdays

But now our friendship

is gradually fading away

Being close's transformed

it into one deep love

Come on, get in.

Are you all right?

This is for you.

Everybody, greet your teacher.

- Good morning, Sir.

- Good morning, Sir.

Same old faces, all pain in the ass.

This year you have to change.

Pay attention to study.

Because this is your last year here.

If possible,

I wish you all go to university.

Quiet, quiet! You are always noisy!

This year you have two new friends.

First one, please introduce yourself.

I'm Sayan Suksiri.

Transferred from Keknoi School,

Petchaboon.

Welcome to my world, sunshine.

Don't tell me your stage name is Sinatra.

Right?

All right, the next one...

This school starts at 8 o'clock.

I'm sorry, sir.

I'll let you go this time since

it's your first.

But don't let it happen again.

Introduce yourself to your classmates.

Hello. I'm Mituna (June) Prueksawan.

Transferred from Sateeworawan School.

You name is Mituna? (June)

We already have Singha (August)

and now Mituna (June).

June, July...

July is missing.

No, not missing.

July is June and August's child.

Smartass!

Be quiet.

- I'll be back.

- Go take a seat.

Come.

Hey sit here.

This seat isn't taken.

Don't look at them.

They are nasty and girls maniac.

- I'm Jazz.

- I'm Kanda.

You can call me Dakanda.

Dakanda!!! The ugly duckling!

Bastard!

Hey.

Are you stupid or just dumb?

It's one baht a piece.

One bath a piece? Who buy it is stupid.

The more you buy,

the more stupid you are.

Song! Talking sh*t like that,

you want a piece of me?

Hey! Move.

You want it?

Take it and give my money back.

I won't eat it.

Whether you eat it or not...

You'll get no refund whatsoever.

I'll give it to my pets.

Beat it!

- Stupid ass!

- Stupid ass!

You guys eat it. I bought it for you.

Get on with the story. It's getting juicy.

Oh yeah. When you snuff it first time.

You will see it double.

When you snuff it again.

You will feel heavy.

Your voice starts to change.

- And when you snuff it one more time...

- What kind of ghost is it?

Smelling-salts ghost.

Bastard!

Last time it was Shoe ghost,

Lizard ghost!

Bra ghost! I'm going to get you.

Singha, it's not worth it.

Go go go. Don't start a fight.

That shithead...

He's showing off a hooker on his bike.

How does it look cool?

But his brother runs a brothel.

We'd better not mess with him.

Not worth it.

Going home now, Sinatra?

Hey Sinatra!

Don't leave yet. Come sing for us first.

Prick!

Song. He calls you..Pretty.

That's new girl.

- All right. Watch this.

- Okay.

Going home?

Where is your house?

I think you're in my neighbourhood.

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