Accidental Friendship Page #2

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Soi Anake, isn't it?

Don't tell me you're mute.

What about your folks?

Are they all mute too?

Tell them...'Bleat...bleat'

Good job.

And here we are again,

"The Hood News".

We'll start this morning

with the headlines.

Hit man Gang was massacred.

Late last night, around midnight.

Somewhere In Rama Three Road...

It didn't say exactly where.

- Eat some boiled rice.

- I'm already late, Mom.

There was a Hit man gang of Joe.

Police got tipped

off that they'll gather at a house.

Dad hasn't been back yet, mom?

No, I'm worried.

I'm home.

I'm going. Bye Mom. Bye Dad.

You worked all night?

Don't listen to this nonsense.

When I shot those bastards,

he was asleep.

He tells like he saw it.

How was it?

At 1 am they were about to surrender.

When we made a move.

They fired at us.

So Captain gave us a green light...

...to take them all.

Finished almost in the morning.

Just keep it for me.

All right.

Eat some rice.

I have eaten it before.

You're a rookie at this.

If you wanna be a beatnik,

eat more veggies.

C'mon, Dad!

- Give it to me.

- Dad!

- Dad!

- Eat up.

Please leave him alone.

Let him eat peacefully for once.

Mom, look at him.

You're such a rat!

Monday - Friday...I'm here at school.

Saturday - Sunday...

I have to help mom at the shop.

Tell me. When do I have time to flirt?

A man like you can flirt anytime.

This weekend, are you free?

If I tell you, you'll call me a flirt. But...

This weekend my parents

will be out of town visiting relatives.

Pew!

When is he gonna change

his sweet talk?

Same script every time.

Stay away from him, I'm telling you.

And when will you be free?

If not next week,

then next month for sure.

Why is it so long?

- Hey!

- What is it?

What's with the clap?

Yeah right.

I'm here to tell you, Singh.

I figure out

why your silent girl isn't talking.

It has nothing to do with you.

Is the food here good enough for you?

If you don't like it,

you have to bare with it.

Can't be as luxury as your home.

Who are you talking about, Singha?

Everybody is equal here.

No matter who their parents are.

Why acting all snobbish? I don't get it.

Who're you talking about?

Whose parents is that?

You didn't talk about me, right?

Don't make me say it out loud.

You two listen carefully.

Your friend here is

a Director General's daughter.

She won't be your friend.

You're far out of her league.

Oh wow!

Your dad is a Director General?

I knew it.

I knew you're someone special.

I think he might be another

Director General's son.

His snobby-o-meter is just as high.

Hey Sinatra.

If anybody here picks on you...

tell them you're in my gang.

I'm the big boss here.

Some friends!

You should be here to study,

not start a fight.

Why you have a knife?

Tutoring is good. Diligent kids

tutoring each other is also good.

But why you have

to do it at my place everyday?

When they're here if we don't feed

them they call us stingy.

I love you all

but don't come around often.

It's your comfort at my expense.

And why am I telling you this?

Ar-sun, sit properly!

Your Willy is out breathing.

Sit like no shame to God.

Here. Take it upstairs to Song.

I'm busy watching MV.

It will take a minute.

You can watch later.

Ar-sun, go help your Mom.

Bring your brother some snacks.

You're eating the whole store.

Eating machine.

When not sleeping,

you either eat or get yourself lost.

Hey! When you're done.

Hurry back down.

Don't bother him.

He needs to concentrate.

Next time use a pulley

so I can watch MV in peace.

Gotcha! It's "into my Eyes" MV.

More like "into my Ass" for me.

Song.

- Den, open the door, quick!

- Song.

VDO game!

Song.

Ar-sun, go play somewhere else.

Ar-sun, don't bother them.

C'mon. Let's go downstairs. Let's go.

Song, I have some food in the kitchen.

If you and your friends are hungry,

go eat there.

Kids these days are so focus.

Why the hell you speak Chinese

with your Mom?

We almost got caught.

Here is the latest one.

Hey Song!

A little Austin Powers, eh?

It's called "short, grand and handsome".

Can't talk about it, huh?

Gives you a hard-on?

Like a rock. You bastard!

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

You bumped me and

stepped on my cigarette!

What if I punch on your face.

And say I didn't mean it,

what are you going to say?

I'm asking you.

If I hit you and say I didn't mean it.

What are you going to say?!

I told you I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

A**hole!

If I hit your dad and

I said I didn't mean it.

What are you going to say?

Bastard Kong!

A**hole.

Fatty, you get out.

Son of a b*tch.

Enough.

You're dead meat.

Let's go.

- I'll be back.

- C'mon. Back off.

Let's go.

Hey Sayan.

Thank you very much.

Without you today I'd be dead already.

You risk yourself for me.

I don't know how to thank you.

Don't mention it. We're classmates.

If I don't help you,

who else should I help?

Most importantly, you're not wrong.

But they got a knife!

A Knife? So what?

I believe you guys would do the same.

I was just happened to be closer.

You're right.

I was about to attack them.

I was mad at you beating me to Kong.

I can figure now.

Why you moved here

in the last year of school.

It doesn't end for sure.

Do you realize what you've done?

That a**hole you kicked,

his brother is a nasty pimp.

He may get his revenge.

Be careful. Don't let your guard down.

They're sneaking dogs.

You know sneaky dogs?

Nice to meet you.

Me too. Nice to meet you.

Call me Lam.

Lam.

I'm so starving, man.

Getting all excited with my new moves?

But I'm not teaching you today.

I'll teach later.

Right now I want everybody...

Go over what I had taught last time.

Who still remember it, raise your hand.

Don't be shy.

There's someone who don't,

but she can't speak.

Because she's mute.

I'm so mad.

How dare you kid me!

I'll pinch your skin off.

How dare you kid me!

I'll scratch your face off.

Kids, if you now remember then.

Pair up and come forward to me.

C'mon kids. Come. Come. Come.

Get in line.

Get ready for a standard step.

Prepare to start.

Ms. Pretty and Mr. Handsome,

come over here.

Your friends are waiting, hurry up.

One two three, touch.

One two three, touch.

One two...

Hey, pretty pair, why did you stop?

Don't like this song? C'mon dance.

Well, if I ask and you don't answer,

I'll take it as a yes.

What happened to your arm?

Husband hits you, right?

That is a yes. Are you a psycho?

When you don't get what you want,

you abuse yourself?

That is a yes.

Or are you a hysteric?

Have to abuse yourself to get...

Let's drink.

We don't drink straight.

Let me introduce the girls here.

Cherry. Molly.

Mod. Panda.

Apple. They are all lovely.

Pick one, point one.

If you're still not happy,

get your ass somewhere else.

They're the best ones around here.

Can I come in?

The door isn't locked.

Have you got a girl?

Wanna be my man?

Why don't you take your clothes off?

What are you waiting for?

Want me to do it?

I came from a broken family.

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