Accidental Friendship Page #5

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Your aunty has a dick?

My aunty is a tomboy.

Pissing your jokes out, eh?

- Lam.

- What is it?

Thank you very much about Mituna.

I haven't done anything.

You're the one who did it all.

I love you very much, man.

In my life,

I've never been told I'm loved.

Except my granny.

Hey Lam, I love you too.

Bastard! It stinks!

You frighten me.

You always do it like this.

Let's buy some booze

to drink at the pier.

It's my treat.

Let's go.

I have a brand new game

to show you.

I'll teach you after we finish the drink.

- What game is it?

- Singh, you're gonna love it.

- I'm telling ya.

- It sounds exciting.

Where's the booze?

You carry it, no?

Gotta be with you.

Yeah.

I must have left it in the shop.

- I'll go get it.

- No, it's me, I'll go.

- You guys go ahead.

- Yeah, Hurry.

- I'm the farthest. It's so obvious. Watch!

- Bastard.

Why Lam takes so long?

It's alright. I'll go get him.

Hey, here he comes. Now what?

You come over here and take a look.

This is what you call far.

Hey, where're you going? Let's talk.

Are you staring for trouble?

You really want it?

You hit my friend!

You dare mess with me?

Bring him up.

Lam.

Lam.

Lam.

Mituna!

It's no rush. You can give it back

on the last exam day.

You said you'll be strong.

Everybody feels sorry and sad.

If you fail the exam,

what you think Lam would feel?

Look who's talking. You're just as bad.

Your dad wants you and

your mom to go live with me.

He's selling this house.

After the final exam...

I will come pick both

of you to my house upcountry.

If your mom doesn't see this house,

she might feel better.

A special investigation on the

Hit man gang massacre has been set.

Hit man's relatives say

the police over-react.

After being such a big news

on the front page.

All the officers involved in this case,

are now being investigated

by the committee.

The victims' families blame

the police for over-reacting.

Wow, the table is turned once again.

What's going on?

- Well...

- I...

You first.

I have to go upcountry with mom

for a few days.

When?

Today.

Are you okay?

It guess it's something bad.

You don't have to tell me now.

Focus on your exam.

After that we can talk about it.

Hey Singh.

Singh, come here.

Aww, come here.

Have you eaten?

No.

Let's go eat some noodles.

Come on.

Stay focus and do your best.

I wish you good luck.

See you on the exam result day.

Got lots of things to tell you.

And I'll give you

the friendship book. Promise.

Bastard.

I draw a cat for you. It's cool.

Singh, let me circle your tits.

Song, stop! It's ticklish.

Hey, here comes

"The Elegant Sumos".

Hello everybody.

A Thai word of the day, for today...

We present you "Thai Mung".

"Thai Mung" is an uncommon noun.

And the definition of it is...

A person who's so eager to know,

to see.

So much to know what they shouldn't.

I guess he's gonna be rich

and famous in the near future.

That's correct!

What's going on?

Dad's got transferred.

Give us a hand, will you?

Singh, let's go drink at Den's place.

I stole my father's booze.

You go ahead. I'm waiting

for Mituna. See you there.

Don't mess around.

When your dream girl comes

check the exam result...

and she doesn't see you here,

she surely goes home.

You come with us first

and go see her later.

Come with us.

I've already called Lam's spirit here.

If you're late, he might get mad

and go incarnate!

Oh...I'm sorry.

Let's go, Singh.

Here is for Lam.

You have to drink it for him.

Hey, wait, wait, wait.

Why don't you give it to Lam?

I think his spirit is around here.

I can feel it.

A**hole! Is that a mouth or

a foot yapping?

Don't call him out. I'll drink it.

Cheers.

For Lam.

Hey you, stay still.

Don't run.

Come over here.

C'mon.

Why are you sitting here?

Waiting for a friend.

And you have to sit in the rain?

You got him?

Yes.

Hey, this is Senior sergeant Mesa's son.

- Hello.

- Hello.

What are you doing here?

Haven't you moved?

Lieutenant.

We found him hiding in the pond.

- Sarge. Go take a look.

- Yes sir.

- Piag, take the car to the front.

- Yes sir.

Go, follow them.

Okay! One last shot and we all go home.

Hey Singh.

Singh.

I know what you're thinking.

If she comes, she'd be here by now.

She isn't coming, man!

Think about it.

Jazz and Kanda never met her once.

What makes you think you will?

If she wanted to see you,

it wasn't that hard.

She could just come to school

and ask me or Kanda.

And she would get your address in a jiff.

I think she chose not to see you.

Why doesn't she wanna see me?

Ahh, she might have been...

married, you know?

If she had, I'd be happy for her.

I just wanna know why

she didn't keep her promise.

I think this is it.

The reason is she's ashamed

of her ugly husband.

He's short. He's black.

She now has dozens of kids

and fat as pig.

She doesn't want you to know.

That's more like you.

Listen. I'm not talking sh*t.

I think, she's dead.

That's SH*T.

Hey, how about this.

Anybody here Mituna hasn't

signed his friendship book?

Friendship book is such a small deal.

That's not it.

You're right.

Friendship book is a small deal.

But if she didn't sign it, it's a big deal.

This is my team.

Please tell them details...

As much as you can.

- Much appreciated.

- Yes.

This way please.

Who wants to be on TV,

raise your hand!

Oh there're many of you.

Including this little one?

You can give them candies now.

Candies for everybody!

I haven't seen you for a long time.

Have you been doing well?

I'm fine. How about you, Singh?

I'm fine, Ma'am.

How about Mituna? How is she?

Remember you promised me,

when we meet again...

You'll give me something.

I never thought

I would ever see your face again.

From now on, I will show my face

to you for the rest of my life.

Everybody misses you, you know?

If they knew you were here,

They would be so happy and

got to see you here.

But I won't tell them now.

Let's wait until you get better

and we will go see them together.

Why do you like marigolds?

I like them because you like them.

Looking for what

I promised to give you?

Ahh, friendship book.

Does it really matter to you?

I wanna know what you wrote.

Miss Patient, it's getting late,

get some sleep.

I have something for you.

It's okay. You can give me tomorrow.

It's so late, you'd better get to sleep.

How about this.

I have so many things to tell you.

Do you want to hear?

But you have to promise that..

You will listen till it ends.

Because it's a very very long story.

Might take 1 0 years to finish it.

I'll tell you the reason I take this job.

Because I have a chance

to travel around the country.

Everywhere I go,

I wish I would run into you.

But there is no face that looks like yours.

You should be proud your face is unique.

And something tells me that...

We will meet again.

And now I...

I finally have found you.

Mituna asked me to give you

this when she's gone.

Singha, do you know...

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