Accidental Love Page #11

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I love you.

I love you, too. I love you, too.

Alright, well, I realized that there was

about a 48% chance of this happening,

which is why I kept the Brenda option 70% open.

Is that why you're speaking to

us from a motel parking lot?

- Yeah. This is Alice's motel.

- What?

Howard!

- Hi.

- Hi.

Before we get to the ring part,

I want to say that what we were looking

for was inside of us all along,

but that's just not true. No,

our journey was so much...

messier than that as life, it often is.

I'm gonna have our... congressional candidate groom

tell you what was really required.

It took a cloakroom hookup...

a mob of Girl Squaws...

a strange men's retreat located

by a lovesick state trooper...

insane quasi legal maneuvering...

Well...

- an extreme, unpredictable God...

- Yep.

- to get us where we stand today.

- Yep.

These are the things we've seen...

- that make our democracy work.

- Yes.

My pants fit once again.

It is a joyous day, indeed.

Would the bride and groom

please kiss each other good?

Yeah! Kanye!

Get it, girl.

Alright!

Hey, excuse me, everyone. Um..

I have a really special toast and an

important question to ask Howard.

Um...

Since the first day that I met you, I

knew that you were something spec...

- My eye!

- Head's up!

Oh, my eye!

Well, I am inviting you to a military moodiam...

moodiam mean base spent before.

No, don't.

She is going to rack us all over the coals

and it's not going to be a good time.

Excellent.

Howard! Alright, alright. Mr. Speaker?

Alright, come on!

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