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Adaptation. Page #5
And we end with Susan Orlean
in her office at The New Yorker
writing about flowers, and bang!
The movie begins.
This is the breakthrough I've been
hoping for. It's never been done.
McKee is a genius!
Hilarious. He just comes up with these
great jokes, and everybody laughs.
But he's serious too, Charles.
You'd love him.
He's all for originality, just like you.
But he says we have to realize
that we all write in a genre
and we must find our originality
within that genre.
See, it turns out, there hasn't been a new
genre since Fellini invented the mockumentary.
My genre's thriller. What's yours?
You and I share the same DNA.
Is there anything
more lonely than that?
What'd you say, bro?
- Yeah?
- Hey.
Hey, Susie-Q.
What you up to?
Just thought I'd call and get some more info.
I think you say some
pretty smart things, John.
Yeah, smartest guy I know, huh?
So...
whatever happened
to your nursery?
But, you know, sometimes bad
things happen, darkness descends.
Nursery business good, Johnny?
Everything's good, Uncle Jim.
This last year's been a dream.
I'm telling you.
Finally pulling out of debt.
Amen, honey.
I'm so proud of you two, and...
No, ma'am. I'm sorry,
I can't answer that.
Stay right there.
Hey.
- Hold it. Which ones are dead?
- Sir, please, don't move.
- Which ones are dead?
- Let's move it!
I killed my mom, you know,
and my uncle.
Um, that's how I lost
my front teeth.
And my wife was in a coma
for like three weeks.
And she divorced me soon after
she regained consciousness.
Well, I think if I almost died,
I would leave my marriage too.
Why?
Because I could.
Because it's like a free pass.
Nobody can judge you
if you almost died.
Well, I judged her.
It was like a month after that,
Hurricane Andrew came and just
swooped down
like an angel of God...
and just wiped out
everything I had left.
Everything.
I knew it'd break my heart
so, you know,
when the Seminoles called,
wanted a white guy or an expert to
get their nursery going, I took the job.
I wasn't gonna give them a
conventional little potted-plant place.
I was gonna give them something
amazing, you know?
Yeah, I know, John.
I know.
"I was going to give them
something amazing."
It's beautifully written.
You have such a unique voice.
Thank you very much.
Ahem.
We're big fans.
Oh, thank you.
Laroche is such
a fun character.
Yeah.
It's funny and fresh.
And sad in a way.
So we were wondering
what's next.
Well, Random House has asked me
to expand it into a book,
And...
Susan, we would like to option this.
You wanna make it into a movie?
Into a movie.
Ha, ha, ha. Oh, God!
That's really...
How does that sound?
That's very exciting.
Good.
It's just comical. I hadn't thought of it.
I've never written a screenplay before.
We have screenwriters to write the screenplay.
- Hey, superstar.
- It's Marty, super agent.
it's been 13 weeks
and Valerie's anxious
to see a draft.
If you could wrap things up, get
it to her by Monday, that'd be great.
Call me when you get this.
Adis, amigo.
What? What'd you laugh at?
You're a genius.
Which line?
You're a genius.
You're a genius.
"We see orchid hunter
Augustus Margary."
He wears a filthy, spittle-soaked rag
around his head to quell the pain.
The back of his trousers are stained
greasy black from an anal leakage
due to dysentery.
"He moans with each tentative step
through the overgrown jungle."
I'm f***ed.
We open with Laroche. He's funny.
He says, "I love to mutate plants."
He says, "Mutation is fun."
Okay, we show flowers and... Okay.
We have to have the case.
Show Laroche.
He says, "I was mutated as a baby.
It's why I'm so smart."
That's funny. Okay, we open at the beginning of time.
No! Laroche is driving into the swamp.
Crazy White Man!
Aah!
I don't know how to adapt this.
I should've stuck with my own stuff.
Don't know why I thought
See her?
I f***ed her up the ass.
No. I'm kidding.
Um...
Maybe I can help.
It's about flowers.
Okay. Um...
But it's not only about flowers, right?
You have the crazy plant-nut guy?
He's funny. Right?
"There's not nearly enough of him
to fill a book."
So Orlean "digresses in long
passages." Blah, blah, blah.
"No narrative unites these passages."
New York Times Book Review.
I can't structure this.
It's that sprawling New Yorker sh*t.
Oh, man, I'd f*** her up the ass.
Sorry.
The book has no story.
All right. Make one up.
I mean, nobody in this town
can make up a crazy story like you.
You're the king of that.
No, I didn't want to do that this time.
It's someone else's material.
I have a responsibility to Susan...
Anyway, I wanted to grow as a writer.
I wanted to do something simple.
Show people how amazing
flowers are.
Are they amazing?
I don't know. I think they are.
I need you to get me out of this.
All right.
Charlie, you've been stringing
them along for months.
Not to give them anything at this point
would be a terrible career move.
Hey, my script's going amazing.
Right now, I'm working out
an image system.
Because of my multiple personality
theme, I've chosen a motif
protagonist's fragmented self.
Bob says an image system increases the
complexity of an aesthetic emotion.
Bob says...
You sound like you're in a cult.
No, it's just good
writing technique.
I made you a copy
of McKee's 10 Commandments.
I posted one over
both our work areas.
You shouldn't have done that.
Because it's extremely helpful.
Hey, Charles, I'm putting a song on.
"Happy Together."
Like when characters sing
in their pajamas and dance around.
I thought it'd break the tension.
At first I was nervous
about putting a song in a thriller,
but Bob says that Casablanca, one of
the greatest screenplays ever written,
did exactly that. Mixed genres.
I haven't slept in a week,
Donald.
I need to go to bed.
Oh. Okay.
Good night.
Yeah?
Hi.
John, it's Susan again.
Hey, Susie-Q.
Um...
How's it going?
Great. I'm training myself
on the Internet.
It's fascinating.
I'm doing pornography.
It's amazing how much these suckers
will pay for photographs of chicks.
It doesn't matter if they're fat
or ugly or what.
Well, that sounds good.
It's great, is what it is.
Listen, John, I hate feeling like
I'm being a pain to you, but I...
I still haven't seen a ghost.
Yeah?
And I was hoping maybe you'd...
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll take you in.
Tomorrow.
Really?
Thank you so much.
Oh, John.
Damn it.
There are too many ideas
and things and people.
Too many directions to go.
I was starting to believe the reason
it matters to care about something
is that it whittles the world down
to a more manageable size.
Such sweet, sad insights.
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