Adaptation. Page #6
So true.
I like looking at you.
I like looking at you too, Charlie.
I don't know how to do this.
I'm afraid I'll disappoint you.
You've written a beautiful book.
I can't sleep.
I'm losing my hair.
I'm fat and repulsive.
Shh. You're not. You're not.
Just whittle it down, you know?
Focus on one thing in the story.
Find that one thing
that you care passionately about
Delicate, haunted by loneliness,
fragile, beautiful.
She lies awake next to her sleeping,
insensitive husband.
Her voice-over begins,
"I suppose I do have one
unembarrassed passion.
I want to know how it feels to care
about something passionately."
- Hey.
- Morning.
Hey, you two.
Up early for a change?
You seem chipper.
I'm good. I have some new ideas.
God, you guys are so smart.
It's like a brain factory in here.
I got some ideas too this morning.
He got really, really good ones.
You know,
in a Donald sort of way.
I'm putting...
Hey! What?
I'm putting in a chase sequence.
So the killer flees on horseback with the girl.
Cop's after them on a motorcycle.
And it's like a battle between
motors and horses.
Like technology versus horse.
And they're still
all one person, right?
Well, that's the big payoff.
It sounds exciting.
Thanks, man.
Thanks.
See, I told you he was gonna like it.
- You're my muse. You are.
- I love being your muse.
I'm picking up
an order for Kaufman.
Oh.
Valerie.
Hi, Charlie.
It's quite a coincidence
bumping into you.
I'm sorry I didn't call you back.
I was away last week.
That's okay.
I meant to because
things are going well,
and I wanted you to know.
That's great.
I'm anxious to see something.
You should sit because
I'm here with Susan right now.
She's dying to meet you,
so it's funny bumping into you.
Have a seat.
Susan Orlean's here?
Yeah, she's here in town for a reading or something.
She's just on the phone.
Sit down. Have a seat.
She's dying to meet you.
Oh, um, um... Well, I should
probably go, because...
Well, I'd love to meet her too,
but I don't want to be beholden.
And, well...
Once you meet somebody
that you've been writing about,
it becomes very hard
to separate. So...
Well, okay, I'll speak to you soon.
And I'm almost done.
I'm almost done.
to meet with her at a future date.
As she sees fit.
Okay.
- Who am I kidding?
- This isn't Susan Orlean's story.
I have no connection with her.
I can't even meet her.
I have no understanding of anything
but my own panic, self-loathing
and pathetic, little existence.
The only thing I'm qualified to write
about is myself and my own self...
We open on Charlie Kaufman.
Fat, old, bald, repulsive,
sitting in a Hollywood restaurant
across from Valerie Thomas,
a lovely, statuesque film executive.
Kaufman, trying to get
a writing assignment,
wanting to impress her,
sweats profusely.
Fat, bald Kaufman
paces furiously in his bedroom.
He speaks into his hand-held
tape recorder, and he says,
"Charlie Kaufman, fat, bald,
repulsive, old,
sits at a Hollywood restaurant
with Valerie Thomas."
Kaufman, repugnant, ridiculous,
jerks off to the book jacket photo
of Susan Or...
What do you want?
I've finished my script.
I'm done.
So would you show it
to your agent?
It's called The Three.
Thanks. I also want to
thank you for your idea.
It was very helpful.
I changed it a little.
Now the killer cuts off body pieces
and makes his victims eat them.
Caroline has this tattoo of a snake
swallowing its own tail, and...
Ouroboros.
I don't know what that means.
The snake.
It's called Ouroboros.
Don't think so. It's cool for my killer
to have this modus operandi.
When he forces the woman
who's him to eat herself
I'm insane.
I'm Ouroboros.
I don't know what that word means.
I've written myself
into my screenplay.
That's kind of weird, huh?
It's self-indulgent.
It's narcissistic.
It's solipsistic.
It's pathetic.
I'm pathetic.
I'm fat and pathetic.
I'm sure you had good reasons,
Charles. You're an artist.
It's because I'm too timid to speak
to the woman who wrote the book.
Because I'm pathetic.
Because I have no idea how to write.
I can't make flowers fascinating.
Because I suck.
Hey, am I in the script?
I'm going to New York.
I'll meet her. That's it.
That's what I have to do.
Don't get mad at me for saying,
but Bob's having a seminar
in New York this weekend.
So if you're stuck...
And she said, "Laroche
is such a fun character."
No sh*t, I'm a fun character.
Who's gonna play me?
Well, I've gotta write
the book first, John.
Then, you know, they get
somebody to write the screenplay.
Hey, I think I should play me.
Ha, ha, ha.
Most people yearn for something
exceptional, something so inspiring
they'd want to risk everything for
that passion, but few would act on it.
It was very powerful,
and it's intoxicating to be
around someone so alive.
Come on, just follow me.
They're right nearby.
Okay.
Can I ask you
a personal question?
Look, we're not lost.
I've done this a million times.
When everything is killing me, I just
say, "Screw it," and go straight ahead.
Oh, f***...
Sundial.
I'll just set this up,
we'll wait a few minutes,
and then we'll be able to tell
which way the sun's moving.
We should be headed southeast.
So you collect anything?
Not really, no.
Yeah, well, you know,
it's not really about
collecting the thing.
the thing I like,
is that I'm immersed in them,
but it's not like a living thing that's
gonna leave or die or something.
John, I'm sorry. I just...
Okay.
I don't...
Hey. Okay.
F*** the sundial.
I know how to get out of here.
I know how to get out of here.
I know this swamp like
the back of my goddamn hand.
You're just like everybody else.
F***ing leeches.
You just attach yourself to me
and suck me dry, spit me out.
Why don't you get your own life?
Your own f***ing interests?
F***ing spoiled b*tch.
Life seemed to be filled with things
that were just like the ghost orchid.
Wonderful to imagine
and easy to fall in love with,
but a little fantastic
and fleeting
and out of reach.
"...But a little fantastic
and fleeting and out of reach."
Hello?
Hey, it's Marty. How's it going?
Has it been helpful talking
to the writer? What's her name?
Susan Orlean. It's been okay.
Uh-huh. Well, I mean,
are you making headway?
Valerie's breathing down my neck.
You can't rush inspiration.
Okay. All right. Fair enough.
Listen, the other reason
I called was The Three.
It's just amazing.
I don't know what that is.
Donald's script.
A smart, edgy thriller.
It's the best script I've read all year.
Oh.
Good.
Yeah, I'm gonna sell it for a shitload.
Two f***ing talented guys
in one family.
Maybe you could get your brother
to help you with the orchid thing.
Marty, don't say that. I mean...
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