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Addams Family Values Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1993
- 94 min
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"We looked,
and we saw him--
the cat in the hat."
Are you enjoying this?
To think...
A child of mine.
"I know it is wet,
"and the sun is not sunny,
"but we can have
lots of good fun,
that is funny."
Oh, no.
He lives.
Come on! It's Gomez!
~ swing low ~
~ coming for
to carry me home ~
~ swing low ~~.
My baby is ill,
and my husband
is dying.
Oh, mama,
what shall I do?
Well, you have
a black dress.
Gomez!
- Fester!
- Fester!
Fester? Where is fester?
He's right here,
mon Cher.
It's me, Gomez.
I've tried to be
someone I'm not.
I live in shame...
And the suburbs!
But you belong to Debbie.
You're Debbie's love toy.
You are Mr. Debbie!
I am an Addams!
Fester!
Uncle fester!
Children!
You sent us to camp.
They made us sing.
My own dear family.
How I've missed you all.
Our whole family--
together at last.
Three generations...
Above ground.
In-laws!
I don't want
to hurt anybody.
I don't enjoy
hurting anybody.
I don't like guns or bombs
or electric chairs,
but sometimes
people just won't listen,
and so I have to use
persuasion...
And slides.
My parents--
Sharon and Dave.
Generous, doting...
Or were they?
All I ever wanted
was a ballerina Barbie
in her pretty pink tutu.
My birthday.
I was 10,
and do you know
what they got me?
Malibu Barbie.
Malibu Barbie.
The nightmare.
The nerve.
That's not
what I wanted.
That's not who I was.
I was a ballerina--
graceful, delicate.
They had to go.
My first husband,
the heart surgeon.
All day long,
coronaries, transplants.
What about your needs?
"Sorry about dinner, Deb.
The pope has a cold."
An axe.
That takes me back.
Husband number two--
the senator.
He loved his state.
He loved his country.
What about Debbie?
"Sorry, Debbie.
No Mercedes this year.
We have to set an example."
Oh, yeah? Set this!
My latest husband.
My late husband fester.
The fool.
The corpse.
And his adorable family.
You took me in.
You accepted me.
But did any of you love me?
Really love me?
Hands.
So I--I killed.
So I maimed.
So I destroyed one
innocent life after another.
Aren't I a human being?
Don't I yearn and...
Ache and shop?
Don't I deserve love...
And jewelry?
Adieu, mon Cher.
Adios, Cara Mia.
Debbie, let them go.
Take me and my money.
For what I've done,
I deserve to die.
Sorry.
[Whistling]
Goodbye, everybody.
Wish me luck.
- Good luck.
- Good luck.
A birthday party!
What a treat!
And to think I might
have missed all this.
What was I thinking of?
Physical pleasure.
Oh...
Uncle fester,
do you miss Debbie?
Well, sometimes,
late at night.
I remember
how she'd turn to me
and say "Jesus, fester,
go back to your room."
Yoo-hoo!
Are we late?
[Chattering]
Not at all.
We'rejust getting started.
I hope no one minds.
This is our new nanny--
dementia.
Oh...
Dementia.
What a beautiful name.
It means insanity.
My name's fester.
It means to rot.
A toast.
To the glorious
mysteries of life.
To all that binds
a family as one.
To mirth, to merriment,
to manslaughter.
- Hear, hear.
- [Chattering]
To dear friends.
[Chattering]
[Chattering]
To new friends.
To youth.
How do I look?
Disturbing.
To passion.
To paradise.
To pain.
Tonight.
Ha ha! Make way
for the birthday boy!
Thing, will you
do the honors?
[Playing "Happy Birthday"]
Your family
is really interesting.
Your parents are so
involved with each other.
Wednesday, do you think,
like, maybe someday
you might want to get
married and have kids?
No.
But what if you met
just the right man
who worshipped
and adored you,
who'd do anything
for you,
who'd be
your devoted slave?
What would you do?
I'd pity him.
Poor Debbie.
She was sick.
She wasn't sick.
She was sloppy.
What do you mean?
If I wanted to kill my husband,
I'd do it, and I wouldn't get caught.
How?
I'd scare him to death.
No, you wouldn't.
We're all very sorry, Debbie.
We wish you only the best.
Aah! Aah!
Aah!
~ there it is ~
~ whoomp!
~ come on, come on ~
~ there it is ~
~ whoomp!
~ yeah, yo, dig it ~
~ back again,
~ new baby in the house
makes three ~
~ Wednesday, pugsley,
lurch, you ring it ~
~ fester, grandmama,
and thing ~
~ wait, can't forget
cousin ltt ~
~ tag team raps
another party hit ~
~ it's the Addams family
movie thing ~
~ Gomez, morticia,
come on, sing ~
~ there it is ~
~ whoomp!
~ come on, come on ~
~ there it is ~
~ whoomp!
~ let me tell you,
it's the a-d-d-a-m-s ~
~ the Addams family,
y'all, yes, yes ~
~ they're creepy, kooky,
mysterious, spooky ~
~ as loony as can be
when you see the movie ~
~ it goes on and on,
the madness won't stop ~
~ tick to the tock
around the clock ~
~ tag team kicks the floor,
really, though ~
~ with the Addams family,
so here we go ~
~ there it is ~
~ whoomp!
~ hey, there it is ~
~ there it is ~
~ whoomp!
~ come on, come on,
come on, come on ~
~ whoomp! Family ~
~ whoomp! Family, whoa ~
~ whoomp! Family, whoa ~
~ whoomp! Family, whoa ~
~ whoomp! Family, whoa ~
~ whoomp! Family, whoa ~
~ something's strange,
something's funny ~
~ nanny's got a plot
~ makes fester
fall for her ~
~ thing gets wise,
spreads the word ~
~ the family
comes to fester's aid ~
~ the plot is foiled,
no one gets paid ~
~ it's the Addams family
runnin' things ~
~ get back
while tag team swings ~
~ there it is ~
~ whoomp!
~ yeah, come on, come on ~
~ there it is ~
~ whoomp!
~ yeah, give it to me ~
~ it's a family thing,
and it won't quit ~
~ they keep it together,
y'all, and that's it ~
~ they're not ordinary,
just strange ~
~ some say loco,
insane to the brain ~
~ but you know
that you love 'em ~
~ in a class
by theirselves ~
~ none below,
none above 'em ~
~ it ain't nothing
to be ashamed of~
~ so give love to the folks
who go by the name of~
~ there it is ~
~ whoomp!
~ yeah ~
~ there it is ~
~ whoomp!
~ ooh-ee ~
I'm gonna kick it ~
~ step to the mic
like cube and get with it ~
family of horror ~
~ this song's for the movie
~ tag team
always delivers the funk ~
~ from the old school,
with the bump for the trunk ~
~ and it umps,
with big bass on the low ~
~ like my homey all said ~
~ you don't hear me, though ~
~ there it is ~
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