Ae Dil Hai Mushkil Page #2

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It's amazing...

how we're all so connected!

How long have you'll been together?

How long has it been?

Honey!

Tomorrow is our

one-month anniversary!

Happy anniversary...

How sweet!

Where'd you meet?

- Gym!

- Online!

Gym.

It's a gym called 'Online'...

really good...

Yeah. And he was so cute...

He saw me going into the sauna...

and he started singing...

"Feeling hot. Hot. Hot!"

Adorable...

And you guys?

Well. Our fathers are

very dear to one another...

Why not turn such

a close bond into family?

Wow... Urdu is so exotic...

Like French... but Not French!

Because it's Urdu?

Exactly!

Hindi's beautiful. Too...

Only when Mr. Bachchan speaks

on Who Wants to be a Millionaire!

She loves that show...

Yeah. I love it!

He totally nails Hindi!

He used this word once...

'Vaatavaran'!

And I was like, "Oh my God!

I love that word!

What does it mean?

Ayan said it means...

"Vibe"!

So me and the girls

use it all the time...

I just love the

"vaatavaran" of this club...

I just love the

"vaatavaran" of this bar...

I just love the word.

Alizeh. You should come

out with my girlfriends some time...

We could do like a girly lunch!

I have food allergies...

and people allergies, too.

- You'll could go watch a movie, Alizeh!

- Yeah! You love movies!

Yeah. We should see a movie!

Actually, I just watched

a great French film... Priceless!

- I've seen it!

- Oh yeah?

- I really love it!

- What's it about?

This immoral hussy...

Prostitute.

...lures rich men for their money...

You know what, Lisa...

You should watch it.

I think you'll like it.

Why? What do you mean?

Just... It's a good film.

How dare you?

Honey, how dare she?

How dare you?

They're asking 'how dare you?'

Are you saying what

I think you're saying?

I had no idea you could think...

Wow. You're even

stupider than you look...

Who throws red wine on black?

Oh my God,

I can't believe she did this to me!

She's a very weird. Weird girl!

Stop touching me right now!

Come on; Let's get a cab...

Baby... don't cry...

Okay... Who wants

some low fat yogurt!

Go away!

She humiliated me...

Insulted me.

But you, Ayan

you never stand up for me!

I... always stand up for you.

I have a heart.

Yeah.

I have a heart, Goddammit.

Come Come here!

- Open doors and open drawers!

Hi!

Hello!

Here.

I was just doing yoga...

If I may say...

your form is remarkable.

Where is

Mademoiselle Skimpy, anyway?

Lisa was really upset yesterday!

Why?! She couldn't

find your chequebook?!

Hey!

Have some respect!

For your boxers?

What is this?

It's for you!

To hell with Lisa!

You're cute...

I came to apologies.

With this?

What, you want flowers?

Yes!

I hate flowers.

What did flowers ever do to you?

Flowers are so overrated!

Yeah, they look pretty...

smell nice...

...but colors fade

and scent disappears...

...and what you're left with

is lifeless, wilted and diseased.

Thorns, on the other hand...

They're not so fragile...

Thorns are fearless...

I don't want to be just a flower...

I want to be a thorn.

Want to smack you!

Though she be little,

but she is fierce!

Please sir. Share your gruel...

God, take it already...

May a thousand

Gods shine upon you...

You have to admit...

songs of the 80's were amazing...

Cheap. Vulgar and extra tacky!

My playlist is 'Cheap Thrills'!

No way... mine is

'Jolly Good Bollywood'!

Most famous song of the 80's?

- Film?

- Himmatwala!

Cheapest song?

Film?

Maqsad, 1984!

You're not my long

lost brother, are you?

No but maybe the Doctor is!

Hopefully he'll

just be long lost!

So... what are you

doing at 4 PM today?

I'm very busy...

Meetings, appointments...

Shut up! You're free!

Okay... I am!

- What's the problem?

- Problem?

I saw you busting

your moves at home...

...what's with the

dainty flailing now?

It's embarrassing.

Embarrassing?

Embarrassment is just a fancy

word for self-importance.

You're nobody here!

So you're not shaming

Daddy Dearest...

Nor are you embarrassing yourself!

Just dance. Man!

I can't dance in groups... only sing.

Oh, really?

And that's amazing...

...but this isn't choir

practice - it's a dance class!

It's just not my scene...

Shh! Just dance!

Forget your inner Lois Lane...

you were born to be Wonder Woman!

In the name of JLo's sex appeal...

...show this cruel world.

You truly are a Baby Doll!

Baby Doll!

You're off your rocker...

Get ready.

See that girl...

Watch that scene.

Digging the Dancing Queen!

Woohoo! That was awesome!

You were right. I feel great!

Told ya!

But if you thought

this was impressive...

...wait 'til you hear me sing...

You'll be a fan!

God.

Sing!

- What?

- Sing!

- What do you mean 'sing'?

- Sing means sing... Sing!

- Here?

- Where else?

On this sidewalk?

Not again!

Why are you getting annoyed?

Because. Celine Dion...

Your self-praise is

driving me up the wall!

You're not taking me seriously...

My voice is a gift from God!

Then sing for Him!

No!

Don't be so attention seeking. Man!

What if you fall in love with me?

Well. Mr. Casablanca...

I'll take my chances!

Come on... Sing.

No.

Not singing?

This is your last chance...

No?

Okay... then get lost!

How was that?

Abhorrent!

Ab-what?

That sounded like

an ad for constipation!

Yuck!

Following a tune isn't singing...

It had no pain... no emotion...

- And you're an expert, so...

- I'm the audience!

There was no feeling.

Because this...

has never been broken.

You'll only really sing

when it does break.

Til then, you can do your MBA'

make some money

...and leave music alone.

See you water Bye!

Charlie Brown...

are you feeling blue?

Hmmm.

Hm!

- I knew you'd call to apologies.

- You wish!

No sorry, no thank you

in the bro code.

Whatever.

Listen! I've made another

great plan for a double date!

No, We had enough!

Just hear me Out!

The plan involves not

listening to Lisa's crap...

...and watching you dance!

Because you're my dancing star!

What?

Silent Disco. Bro!

I'm not your bro.

Because you're my dancing star!

- Bye.

Here!

Excuse us!

- Doctor!

- Hi.

Alizeh and I wanted to

apologies for the other day...

What?! No!

Shush!

Thank you, Doctor.

That's so sweet...

Eid Mubarak.

Eid Mubarak?

- Today's not Eid...

- Let it go, let it go!

So! If you like the

"vaatavaran" of this place...

Wear your headphones.

Switch to a channel you like...

And dance!

And here's an added bonus...

What's this?

This is the nectar of love...

Like dreaming while you're awake...

I'll be right back.

Alizeh!

You've just disappeared!

Where have you been?

- In London!

- Shut up!

You broke up with

Ali and forgot us all!

- Are you okay?

- Yeah! Okay, listen...

Play a desi song, man!

This EDM is making my head spin...

What? Here?!

Just me!

Well... I have one...

But it's a break up song.

Then for sure!

- Okay. Tune into 4!

- Okay.

God' I have to pee!

Excuse me. There's a queue.

I know, but I really

have to go... Please?

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