Ae Dil Hai Mushkil Page #3

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Where'd Lisa disappear?

Screw this. I'm going to the men's.

Excuse me. This is the men's loo.

I know... but sometimes even

I feel like I could be a man...

Doctor... Can you check my pulse?

- Don't cry, don't cry.

My boyfriend's a douchebag, too!

Don't cry!

I'll get us a cab. Okay?

Tell him your address!

I don't want to be alone tonight...

Take me with you...

You've gone insane!

Ayan. Get up!

No? Fine. Go to hell!

- Bye, Ayan!

Sit there!

There?

Alizeh...

What was in that drink?!

Nectar of love...

My foot!

Lost my love...

My heart us shattered!

Now little pieces of my heart

are buzzing around me like flies...

Done?

Stop behaving like a spoilt child!

Someone just snatched

your favorite toy!

Your heart is just fine!

What do you even

know about heartbreak!

Sorry. Only you know everything!

Listen!

A thousand people have

their heart broken every day...

And we been down that road!

You've never even been

in the neighborhood.

You're not even in love!

You know what...

Come.

Lie down here.

- Alizeh. I'm not in the mood for sex...

- I'll slap you again!

Lie down!

Lie down!

Now.

Does it hurt.

That's heartbreak.

Now?

I'm okay.

This is Lisa!

Heartbreak!

Lisa!

Heartbreak!

Lisa!

I understood. I've got it!

Good!

Now please go home!

The high must have worn off.

This is Heartbreak Hotel, my friend...

You have to be qualified!

You've driven me mad all night...

Go away!

There she is... Ms. Gone Girl. Herself.

I'm sorry, Ayan...

I truly am.

Will you call me?

No.

No.

Jesus be with you.

Both of you.

Lisa!

Lisa!

Lisa!

Ye evil shrew!

Ye wayward wench!

May thee be attacked by

the fireth of a thousand Suns!

Burneth. Thee shrew! This is the

beshrew of a wrong'd mistress!

Beshrew.

Beshrew.

Whats that?

Curse!

Please don't curse me.

Be gone. Evil Wench!

If thee ever showeth thy face again.

Thee shall be ruined!

I'll help her with the bags.

Are you crazy?!

Out of here. Black-hearted wench!

I've been dreaming of

talking like that for years!

I'm having the best time!

Now what?

Now?

Now! Recovery Retreat!

Recovery Retreat?

Recovery Retreat!

Heartbreak Holiday, dude...

I told Dad that I've been

hurt because of him...

now I need to go and recover!

The man us Pans!

What are you doing this weekend?

I'm very busy... Classes,

appointments...

Shuddap! You're free!

Tell your father...

I've kidnapped you.

Excited!

Why are you so clingy?

What's the rating of this place?

5 stars! 3 for the hotel

and 2 for us!

1 you + 1 me equals 1 room?

2 hotel rooms = over budget!

What if you take advantage of me?!

Shut up!

Wow. Nice!

Yeah. Man! I love hotel rooms!

I wish I could live

in a hotel forever!

Exactly!!

New beds. New pillows!

New soap. New shampoo! For free!

Minibar!

That's not free!

You have to pay for it!

And you know what the best part is?

Room Service!!!

I'll find a menu.

Alizeh, have you ever

had paratha and eggs?

Like you'll get that here!

No no...

That feeling I get when I eat that...

I'm getting that feeling today...

Like my heart is full.

You know?

I never want to lose this feeling.

I know that feeling...

I feel like I'm

starring in my own film...

I want to dance, I want to sing,

I want to go crazy on the streets!

Feeling hot, hot, hot...

You think I'm nuts...

No, dude... I've got

Bollywood in my blood, too.

I want to wear sarees

and run around mountains, too!

The hills are alive...

But you know what

I still have one

unrequited Bollywood dream...

Which one?

The airport dream.

The airport dream, For so long

I dreamed that I would be that girl...

...the one the boy chased through

the airport and confessed his love.

Twice I thought he'd come...

Both times I waited for him...

And both times. He didn't come.

Mademoiselle. We are Private Jet

people. We don't have airport dreams.

We're young,

we're free and you're in Paris...

...with the future Mohd. Rafi!

What's your point, dude?

- Now?!

- Now what?

Plan?

Plan?

Wait for it...

Oi. Hero!

Come up!

Help!

Do you know how to tie a Saree?

I know how to take it off...

Disgusting...

'Now, let's learn how

to tie a simple Saree...'

'Ensure your petticoat

and blouse are matching...'

Now, this is how to

start draping a Saree...

Okay?

Okay...

Alizeh, if I go around you again...

we'll have to get married!

Just shut up

I'll slap you!

Start pleating like so...

and tuck it in.

Sexy...

Not sexier than you.

Shot's ready!

And so am I!

My morning prayer!

Are you serious?

Do you even see what I'm wearing?!

Idiot!

Get up now! Come om.

Where's my jacket?

You know. You're useless!

Dude... Bollywood people are nuts!

It's too freaking cold for romance!

Come on in!

You should be called Hennessy.

Not Alizeh.

Cognac's not really liquor.

Of course it is! Give it here!

You really like me...

You really like me.

Like really. Really. Really like me.

Don't lie... because I've noticed.

Yeah

I really like you!

Why? Quick, tell me.

I don't know, man...

The first time we met...

...when we spent the night talking...

I just got the feeling

that you're my friend...

My best friend...

...and always will be.

I don't know...

You know, I wasn't popular in school...

They thought I was a weirdo.

Freak. Introverted...

And honestly, it made no difference...

You know why?

Because I knew I was

holding on to my personality...

I was waiting to find that one person...

...who got my weirdness.

So... best friend, huh?

Bestest friend!

And... you're not attracted to me?

No...

What's wrong?

Ego's a bit bruised...

Are you attracted?

Like...

...a lot?

Not a lot... But... yeah I am.

Don't feel weird...

I don't love you or anything.

No, no... I know that.

You know,

I'm really happy we're friends...

I feel that sometimes

lust just kills friendship...

Love is passion...

...but friendship is peace.

And I never, ever want

to lose the peace between us.

Girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife...

when those relationships die...

the people just leave.

And I never want to leave you, Ayan...

- Never?

- Never.

Wow, I feel all mushy...

What do I do?

Go ahead...

I'm feeling a little mushy, myself...

Give me a hug...

I've decided that...

What?

I've decided we're

staying here another week!

Oh, no... I'm really busy...

Meetings, appointments...

Shuddap! You're free!

Okay, I am!

- So good?

- Yes, poopie! Yes!

Can we get two beers and

something to eat... like peanuts...

Peanuts you know, peanuts?

Kidding... just beer. Please!

Stop staring and pay!

Ayan, I need to go...

I Need to get out of here...

You can stay if you want,

I just need to go.

One sec. I'll organize the plane...

I'll walk home if I have to,

I just need to go right now!

Where's my stuff?

This room is such a mess...

Alizeh are you okay?

Alizeh... are you alright?

Are you okay. Alizeh?

I'm fine, Ayan! Just stop-I'm fine!

I'm fine!

I'm fine!

He can't come back...

I don't want to see him.

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