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looking like a little

fresh white flower, right?

I'm going, "yeah, right."

Now, come the day

of the shoot, right,

And the mitchell brothers had

a whole other thing set up.

I said, "hold it, man."

Being a thespian myself,

I go, "hold it.

"here's what I'm gonna do.

Here's how I'm gonna

do the shot.

"I'm gonna have my

african necklace on, right,

"and when I walk

from behind the green door,

"there's women there

and they're trying to touch me,

But I'm not gonna let them

touch me 'cause I'm focused."

And marilyn chambers is

lying out there like this.

My eye is focused on that

muffin, right? You know

what I'm saying?

So, I'm looking at that.

And now, when we start

doing the sex scene,

I eat her p*ssy, and then

I start f***ing her, right?

But being an athlete,

I f***ed marilyn for 43 minutes

without stopping,

And the last time she came,

she fainted.

And I'm looking

down at this woman,

Her eyes rolled in

the back of her head,

And I went,

"what the hell?

"I done killed a white woman,

I'm going to jail.

I killed a white woman with

my dick! What the f***?"

This is what's going on

in my brain

As I'm looking down at her,

And she's like...

"eh," right?

So, they said, "okay, johnnie.

"get back up off the p*ssy

and walk back through

the green door."

They pick marilyn up

and bring her over on the side

And put smelling salts

in her nose and sh*t

to bring her around.

I bend down, I go,

"marilyn, are you all right?"

And she looked at me, she goes,

"oh, johnnie, oh..."

she says, "oh, johnnie." I go...

I go, "what happened?"

she says, "I don't know."

She says, "I came and then

I went somewhere."

And I go, "jesus christ!"

So now, I'm back on broadway

doing "jesus christ superstar."

I get a call.

"hey, johnnie, what's up?

"how you doing? Yeah."

from the mitchell brothers.

They say, "you know

you're the star of this movie."

I go, "what you talking

about, man?"

I said, "I'm in theater,

I'm doing legitimate theater.

I'm not no porno star."

They go,

"yes, you are."

I go, "what are

you talking about?"

They go, "we got a $50,000 check

waiting for you,

"and you gotta go

to cannes film festival

Because they're

dying to meet you."

And I went, "how much?

50,000? Okay."

So that made the myth of

the black dude with the big dick

In white society,

it made it real.

It made it real for society,

and they went, "what?"

I get off the plane, man,

And women are throwing

their panties and their keys,

And everything. "oh, johnnie!"

Our pavilion was

going 24 hours.

Everybody was staying

open like, eight hours.

"the green door"

was going 24/7.

So I get the award for

the best erotic film ever shot

And all that stuff.

And I come back home

to the United States,

And I figure that's it, right?

I figure, "okay,

I'm finished with that."

But then all

this stuff happened.

They want me

to come to new york,

They want me

to come to detroit

To do all these openings

for "the green door"

Where I'm sitting

and signing autographs.

That whole deal, right?

That was cool.

Then after that me and marilyn

did two more movies together.

"inside marilyn chambers,"

And her

"resurrection of eve."

Later on, when I used to go

to the erotic film awards,

All the brothers would see me,

they'd go like this.

'cause if it weren't for me,

they wouldn't be there.

I opened the door for them.

Which was cool.

At the time I didn't

know what I was doing.

I was just

doing what I was doing.

I was doing this shot

for the mitchell brothers

In a theater

down on market street,

Market street

in san francisco.

I was doing a reenactment

of "the green door"

For a live audience.

Meanwhile, they got

seven cops in the audience.

And when I pull out my dick

and go to do it,

They all, cops just came in

and busted me. Took me to jail.

Of course the mitchells got me

out insto-presto.

But then I went

before the court.

So we had to moved it up

to the california supreme court.

Fornication in a public place,

that was the charge.

And I said, "man, I'm not

sticking my dick in these women.

I'm moving it to the side.

It's a play-act thing."

'course, you know, those cops,

those motherfuckers.

So, I go before

the supreme court.

So, they call me up

and they go,

"okay, johnnie, what you

got to say?"

All these old men with their

gray hair and their soft d*cks.

So, I go, "would you rather

for your children

"to see people cut each other

up, blow each other up,

"kill each other,

"or would you rather

for your children to see

"people hugging and kissing

and making love?

Which would you rather

for your children to see?"

Of course, they can't say.

They gotta say the latter,

The hugging and the kissing.

And my testimony helped change

The sexual mores

of this country.

It made it legal for human

beings to go to a store

And rent

an x-rated movie legally.

And I helped make that thing

a reality in this country.

So, I freed a lot

of d*cks and pussies.

That's how I feel

about it. Know what I mean?

Real talk. That's real talk.

Years ago, I did a play on

broadway called "the wiz,"

And that's the black production

of "the wizard of oz"

If you people don't know.

One night,

The lead singer in the show

had laryngitis.

And the producers came,

"johnnie, can you

sing 'over the rainbow'?

"because she can't sing it."

And I had never did

"over the rainbow"

'cause that wasn't

my part of the show.

'cause I was

the tin man, right?

So, I go, "okay,

yeah, I'll try it."

And so this is

the way I did it.

somewhere over the rainbow

so, then after that I had a son.

And you know what happens

to men when they have boys.

Right?

This woman ran off with my boy.

See, I had taught school.

Like, I said,

Robin williams was one

of my students and people.

She says, "you got a phd.

"go teach school. You don't need

to be making these f*** movies."

I said, "let me tell you,

when I met you

I was making f*** movies.

"that's the reason

why you came to me,

"'cause you wanted

that big dick, b*tch.

"so don't be telling me

about, you know,

"you want to change my life?

"you gonna come into my life now

and try to change me?"

I said,

"you don't have

that power, woman."

So, the first thing she did

was snatch my son

And take him away from me,

Which broke my heart.

And that's when I went

and came up to washington

to raise my boy.

And I raised my boy,

he became a globetrotter.

He became one of the top

athletes in washington.

So, I'm proud of that.

I talked to him

last night, right?

He said, "listen,

"all the motherfuckers

gotta go to the wikipedia

and they see you.

"and they know I'm your son."

He said, "so you don't have

to do it no more, pops."

He said, "pops, you don't

have to do that no more."

He said, "'cause you are

what you are,

"and I am what I am,

"and no matter whatever

comes out in the wash,

We're beautiful."

That's my boy

telling me.

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