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and it's beautiful. Come on.

Hey Monica, it's only a

hundred years old, look.

- Why is that?

- It's because we're Jews.

Dude it's like thirty seconds.

We'll take the Jew car.

Yeah we didn't want to ride

with you guys anyway.

Yeah, f*** you guys.

No, waiting is for poor people.

Let's go.

Muchas gracias.

What did he say?

Have a nice trip.

Check it out.

This is just stunning.

I can't believe you guys

almost missed this.

- This is the Chile I wanted to

experience. - Yeah, right.

Wow! These are

really cool favelas.

I want one for my backyard.

Honey,

I'll buy you a favela.

Poor people included.

- Like the view?

- Yeah.

Christ!

What the f***, Pollo.

What's going on.

Is this part of it?

I don't know.

Hola.

Hola!

We're not going to

fall down, it's OK.

Come on. Right?

Hola!

Gracias!

I wasn't scared.

That was exciting,

well done Pollo.

That's awesome.

Jews are not meant for tragedy.

We don't handle it well.

- Say dead bodies!

- Dead bodies!

Another message from Sofia.

You want to know what it says?

- Stay back.

- My hero!

Hey, what does that say?

It says...

"Beware, dead babies."

That's not funny.

Pollo, no baby jokes.

It says, don't be afraid,

I am with you.

They created this monument for

all the orphans who died.

People come here all the time

to make wishes.

I don't get it, why are

there so many orphans.

You see that church?

They say that the priests

and the nuns

would meet to have sex

in secret tunnels.

And when they got

pregnant...

They buried

the babies under here.

Do those tunnels still exist?

I don't know but there's a short

cut to the church down that way.

Let's go.

I'm not going into the tunnels.

OK.

Hey Gringo, if you want

to f*** this girl,

You need a little bit

more than hair gel.

This is what I look

like when I go out.

Hey, I'm team Gringo, OK?

I'm helping you.

Look, if there's one thing I

learned from my a**hole dad,

is that lying works.

I don't know, tell her

you can hook her up

with your contacts in

L.A. or something like that.

That girl's

pretty experienced.

She's not going to fall

for that bullshit.

Come on, Gringo.

They're all the same.

They just want to be

upgraded to business class.

- Hey!

- What?

That's the girl from

the vineyard!

The guide.

The Wu-Tang girl.

Yeah. Who do you think

put her on the list.

Second lesson,

always have a plan B.

I'm learning, Pollo.

- Carmen!

- Pollo!

Where's the bathroom, please?

The bao?

Don't let her drink, please.

It's not a joke.

Thanks mom! We have it.

Love you.

Really fast. Really fast.

Wait a second, OK?

It's OK.

- I was thinking about the energy

of the universe. - What?

The energy and how it brings people

together, and there's really no such thing

as a coincidence.

And my corporation, my law firm, we

just oversaw a corporate merger...

What? Sorry?

The merger, it's like a company

that we did the deal for,

they bought a modeling agency

in Los Angeles.

So now, randomly I have all

these contacts,

with these modeling agents.

Pollo, told you to say that?

No... It's coincidence.

The business is full of idiots that think

just because I'm Russian I'm starving.

Last year, I made a hundred and fifty grand.

How about you?

You think it's too late

for me to become a model?

Well, maybe you lose ten pounds

and don't put so much

gel in your hair.

Maybe you have a chance.

You think maybe I have a chance?

Pollo! Pollo! Pollo!

You left me all alone!

Oh, poor little thing.

Let's go dance.

- Phone...

- Bye!

Russell!

Russell! Russell!

- Who's this dude?

- I don't know!

I think they're saying Russell!

Russell Dazzle!

Pollo, amigo!

Amigos. International friends.

This is the Russian princess,

Irina.

Hey, where is Kylie?

Dancing. Dancing...

Irina is very pretty.

Girlfriend?

Ahh yeah, I mean it's new,

we haven't quite...

...but it's pretty much on.

- Gringo is very loca.

- That's hilarious...

Here, here, here...

- Bye-bye.

- Russell Dazzle.

- He's amazing.

- Pollo, what the f***?

How's that helping Team Gringo?

It's not my fault you're too

slow for this country.

- Oh f*** you.

- F*** me?

Come on Gringo, there's a

million girls over there.

Hey look, look, look. The cleaning

lady isn't dancing with anyone.

Oh maybe I'll tell her my father owns

half the country, that seems to work.

OK Gringo, if you wanna get

f***ed, then call your Ex.

Nobody likes you here.

Unlike you who

everybody likes,

clearly it has nothing to do

with your Father's money.

Look Gringo,

I am not your buddy, OK?

That's Ariel. So we don't need

to pretend we like each other.

- I'm not pretending.

- Me neither.

- Good.

- Good.

What was that?

Nothing.

Oh look at that,

Russell Dazzle really

knows how to move.

It's Red Bull!

Just checking.

Sh*t, Pollo!

OK. We're outta here.

I'm not going anywhere.

Come on, Monica, relax.

It's just a little pot,

she's not drinking.

You stay outta this.

He's right, he's right.

You said no drinking.

Monica, you should

take her home.

She's really out of control.

Kylie you're completely wasted.

I'm taking you home. Now.

No.

I'm not standing here all night.

I'm finally having fun for

the first time in months.

And you want to ruin it for me.

You want me to be as

miserable as you.

That's not going to happen.

I'm sorry if you're incapable of

having fun without drugs.

- That's not my problem.

- So, what is your problem?

Because you never gave a sh*t about

me until Daddy started paying you to.

So go back to India,

go back to your tent.

Go find yourself.

You need to listen to me,

you're outta control.

So, we're leaving now.

No. I'm in control,

and you will listen to me.

I can do whatever I want!

I'll do all the coke in Chile!

I'll f*** any guy I want!

Stop it!

I already f***ed Pollo while you

were in the bathroom,

and I sucked Gringo's cock!

And you know what?

I'm going to f***

everybody in this club!

Who here wants to

f***, cause I'm ready!

- Are you through?

- Hardly.

You want to know what Daddy said when

she went off to India to find herself?

I hope she never comes back.

I only came to Valparaiso

because I worry about you.

But you don't give a f***

about anyone else.

You're a selfish,

spoiled, little sh*t!

I'm selfish?

That's actually funny,

last I checked,

you were the one who had an abortion

and got Daddy to pay for it!

What the f***!

Help me!

Everyone all right?

- Are you OK?

- Where's Irina?

Where's Ariel!

Carmen! Carmen!

Help me!

Ariel!

Carmen!

Carmen!

Ariel!

- Ariel!

- Pollo!

- Pollo told us not to move!

- It's over, come on!

- Ariel!

- Ariel!

Ariel!

Please find it!

Please! Please!

Help! Help! Help!

Monica!

We can't find his hand!

We gotta stop the bleeding!

- We have to go!

- No! No!

Ariel! Ariel!

I see it! I see it!

She's got it! She's got it!

Let's go! Let's go!

Let's go! Let's go!

We're going to help you up.

Ready?

On three...

One, two, three!

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