Age of Summerhood Page #7

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They got me.

You know what to do,

'cause I won't say please

Just nibble on my dick

like a rat does cheese!

Everybody say

hey we want some p*ssy!

Hey we want some p*ssy!

Everybody say

hey we want some p*ssy!

Hey we want some p*ssy!

Somebody say

hey we want some p*ssy!

I'm not eating the burgers now.

Is that stuff soup?

Hi Careless.

Hi.

Remember me, Itchie Ritchie?

Whoever said you can't get crabs

from a toilet seat was wrong, huh?

Sorry.

New ball.

New ball right away.

That's pollution.

I'm too hungry

to do this anymore.

Okay.

Oh, God.

Does camp feel prison?

I know this feels like prison.

Yo, quit it!

Mr. President.

Ladies.

We're being abused.

Seriously though,

where's your proof?

Oh, this one's pretty good.

That one's all improv.

Wow.

Oh, um, there's a flipbook

in there.

Creative!

I got that off the Discovery

Channel.

Yeah, ha.

Ha!

Cut!

All right, I'm not going to get

tired of that.

Where am I going?

Right... there.

Stay.

Reset.

I got him.

You're throwing me.

I'm not.

You can keep your mouth closed.

Or don't.

Who's next?

Put that fire out!

He tried to kiss me again.

Get the papers.

He hit me right in the dick.

What was that about?

Gimme!

There's something

you don't know.

Yeah, what's that?

How to write a screenplay.

There's something

you don't know.

What's that?

You're not in the second film.

Touch.

There's something

you don't know.

What's that?

What foreskin is like.

There's something

you don't know.

Again, again.

There's something

you don't know.

Oh, what's that.

The joy of Christmas.

There's something

you don't know.

What's that?

The love of a nuclear family.

There's something

you don't know.

What's that?

How to read.

Oh!

There's something

else you don't know.

What's that?

What your sister kisses like.

There's something

you don't know.

What's that?

The gentle touch of a man.

Sorry.

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