Age of Summerhood Page #6
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You'll always be afraid
of something.
If it's not softball,
it's girls.
It's not girls, it's your job.
Actually...
somehow, it's always girls.
This is the best it gets.
Even if it sucks here.
This is the best
of things that suck.
And it only lasts the summer.
And a few summers at that.
You can't stay forever.
Life is coming.
And life's great.
But it'll kick you.
And if you don't take the kicks,
you don't get to play.
So, get used to making
hard choices.
And maybe when you're done here,
when you can't
come back anymore,
life won't be such
a punch in the stomach.
And then one night
he just walked off.
And you could tell
he wasn't coming back.
We knew he had something to fix.
And you knew that he could.
Boss, hold up.
You got to stay with the
inmates.
Big C. Stop!
It would probably
involve a bucket.
- Please?
- Lick Bag.
And a various times, no pants.
Either way, we were on our own.
The Ass makes
his nightly rounds.
He stops at the office.
But this is still during our
ability to run around.
He gets his coffee,
he stays in the office.
Once our curfew time is up,
he leaves the office,
stops here.
Makes sure nobody's coming from
the junior side to the senior side.
He gets in the high tower...
How about when he
turns around we sprint
and we make a run for it?
What are you waiting for?
Pubic Fairy?
Listen, man, you tried this
thing, it didn't fly.
Your country needs you back.
You've hit the bridge what,
ten times?
Where's your towel?
Realistic goals my friend.
Realistic goals.
Hey, Toast.
If we call your dad, we'll get
Careless back by tomorrow.
There will be no tomorrow.
For anyone, who opens
this door tonight.
Find a bunk.
Go.
Listen up.
You're under my leash, now.
Anyone leaving this cabin
tonight will be leaving again
in the morning.
And you won't be coming back.
Until your kids have kids.
Your section head will be seated
outside this door all night.
Think inside the box.
Go to bed.
Camper Mitch...
You desecrated my cabin.
Tomorrow,
you will mop the entire mess hall.
Be at the office by the time
I start the morning show.
Be late...
You'll mop at your wedding.
Go to bed.
Hey!
Listen up.
As long as I've had friends,
it's been you guys.
Before that,
I don't remember nothing.
No one is getting replaced,
okay?
But tonight,
I'm adding the girl.
You do, what you need to.
But if I do not do this,
I'm going to get old,
I'm gonna get cancer.
A Team?
B Team?
Fine.
It's suicide.
It's stupid.
And they call me reckless.
Look around!
Don't you get it?
We have empty beds here!
Look, look.
Where's Willy?!
Where's Willy this summer?
Out there, it's nothing.
Nothing.
In here, it's everything.
And sometimes
kids don't make it. Okay?
Look, I hope I'm here next year
and I hope Willy's here
next year.
Who knows?
Who knows anything?
But I'm here now.
And I know this.
That's what counts.
So, I'm going out.
I got my brain back.
Wait.
Shane!
We're not allowed out,
you can't.
I've been healed.
And if you were wondering,
yes, it's real.
Can I blow it?
Hold on.
Back in the cabin, please.
Oh yeah, thanks,
we've seen this one before.
Back in the cabin, please.
Oh, this is new.
Oh sh*t.
Everyone get him!
Go!
Sundae!
Bring her to the window!
Please!
Fetus?
I didn't mean
to leave you before.
And I didn't mean
I bite you after.
It's just.
You're not pretty.
- What?
- I mean you are, but...
pretty, it's a word
to describe things easy.
But there's nothing easy about
how much I like you.
I mean, forget...
forget I can't sleep.
I can't be awake!
I bump into things.
I-I can't eat,
I can't dream.
But I don't need to.
All I need to think about
is you.
You're how I measure happiness.
Units of you.
I-I blew it.
I blew it.
Ruined,
ruined us.
It happens, I'm a guy.
But it's just that I thought,
it's not the kiss
that's special.
It's just you.
So, when you took my hand
on the bridge.
That'll be my moment.
My moment of us.
That we can talk about,
when we're old.
When you took my hand.
I'm nine.
I'm only nine.
You make me feel 10.
I'm gonna kiss you.
No you're not.
No.
You're not.
You had your moment.
What about my moment?
This can be my moment.
I'm kissing you.
Sundae Sundae Fetus.
Tap that.
Way to go, Heartbreak!
What are you doing here?
A Team, baby.
A Team.
What about Mitch?
Mitch, Mitch has got issues.
Yeah...
Papa's got to work.
Not this again.
Immortality...
It's in the air, boys.
Hey Fetus,
still got your brain on?
Could have used
some foresight here.
Smooth move, EX-LAX.
Happy Hanukkah.
What's in the bag?
Oh, no way.
- Oh, yeah way.
- This was you?
I took sh*t for this!
Oh, you suck front and back.
What's in the bag?
What is it man?
Genius.
You stole Mitch's clothes?
We traded.
Brilliant!
And then one summer
we made it across.
It didn't matter how,
but how we were able.
Yes!
Confidence.
A girl took my hand
and then she kissed me.
And with every bridge
I cross in life,
I remember
where my confidence started.
And even though
we made it across,
no one had planned how to get
back, or what to do next.
All we'd ever thought about
was getting across.
So we winged some
sh*t and it was great.
When you get across
your own bridge,
Some of these guys
I never saw again.
Some of these guys,
I can't get rid of still.
They were the best friends
I ever had.
And I don't even know
their names.
I'd have kept in touch.
But information won't give out
an address for Douchebag,
"City or town please?"
"Boston."
"Name?"
"Uh, Douchebag?"
So remember the journey,
and share all your prizes.
It's the right thing to do.
And even though it always looks
that way, no one wins alone.
That being said.
I hope your dreams are as vivid,
your lives as rich,
and your love as wonderful,
as it was when I was ten.
Somebody say hey!
We want some p*ssy!
Hey we want some p*ssy!
Let me hear you say hey
we want some p*ssy!
Hey we want some p*ssy!
Somebody say hey!
We want some p*ssy!
Hey we want some p*ssy!
Everybody say hey
we want some p*ssy!
Hey we want some p*ssy!
You see, me and my homies
like to play this game
We call it Amtrak
but some call it the train
We all would line up
in a single-file line
And take our turns
at waxing girls' behinds
I say, girls, don't hide it,
just divide it
And please don't knock it
until you've tried it
So to all of you b*tches
and all you hoes
Let's have group sex
and do the Rambo!
Everybody say
hey we want some p*ssy!
Hey we want some p*ssy!
Everybody say hey
we want some p*ssy!
Hey we want some p*ssy!
I'm the Peter Piper
of the 1980's
Got a long hard dick
for all of the ladies
I don't care
if you got three babies
You can work the stick
in my Mercedes
If you wanna blow,
just let me know
We can go backstage
at the end of the show
I'll look at you,
and you will look at me
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