Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London Page #3

This is my husband Duncan.

Cody. Clarinet.

You don't look like a clarinet.

See you later.

Marvelous.

All right, everyone.

Let me introduce you

to your fellow virtuoso.

All the way from the United

States of America...

Cody Banks.

Now, I'm sure you've got

a lot you wanna chat about...

so I'll leave you

to just mingle.

Don't be shy.

Emily Sommers, flute.

What do you play?

Basketball. A little baseball.

Yes, but what

instrument do you play?

Oh! Oh. The clarinet.

You are clarinet!

I am bassoon!

We are woodwind buddies.

Clarinet? Good.

Lots of money in the clarinet.

Johan Berkhamp,

double bass. Peace.

All right. Don't mind me.

You can carry on

with your rehearsal.

Just pretend I'm not here.

Would you like a Mentos?

No.

I mean--

Fire in the hole!

Just pretend he isn't here.

Hey, woodwind buddy!

Come sit next to me!

Britney Spears.

She's the bomb, is she not?

I guess.

So, Cody, tell us when

your musical talents...

were first discovered.

Pretty recently, actually.

Now, children, I have some

wonderful news for you.

The lnternational Summit

on Children's Rights...

will conclude on Saturday

at Buckingham Palace.

And guess

what youth orchestra...

will be playing for Her

Majesty Queen Elizabeth?

Our orchestra.

Exactly.

Did you hear

the good news, darling?

We're playing at the palace.

How marvelous.

What's for dinner?

I went to the trouble

of hiring a virtuoso chef...

to cook for our musical

creme de la creme.

Voila!

Sorry.

Uh, now, where were we?

I think Cody

was about to tell us...

about his fear of mint candy.

No, I wasn't.

There you go.

This food looks

absolutely revolting.

What's wrong with it?

What's wrong with it?

What the blue blazes is it?

It's catfish and grits

the way my mama makes it.

And over there,

we got some corn bread.

And, mmm, it's good.

I say, do I detect

another American accent?

Well, yes, you do, ma'am.

I just recently graduated

from the pastry program...

at Compton Community College.

What are you doing?

Because in America, if a dish

is particularly delicious...

we like to say that

it's straight out of Compton.

It's mine.

Hello?

I've decided to bring

our meeting forward.

What do you mean?

You're where?

Well, how did you--

Don't touch anything.

I'm coming.

Excuse me.

What's for pudding?

What's for what?

Well, pudding.

I think he means dessert.

Chocolate...

surprise.

I need to get a clean knife.

Excuse me.

Chocolate surprise?

How the heck

am I gonna do this?

Chocolate surprise.

Derek, what are you doing?!

And what's chocolate surprise?!

I need more chocolate.

My personal supplies!

I think Diaz could be here.

What?!

I need you to cover for me.

Rule numero uno--

be careful.

Ooh, this is gonna be good.

Mmm! This look good.

Ladies and gentlemen,

chocolate surprise.

Mmm. Look at that.

That's colorful.

What's in that, exactly?

Lovely jubbly.

Delicious.

This really is

straight out of Compton.

Thank you.

Where did Cody disappear to?

Oh. He said

he had to go rehearse.

Oh, that is such dedication.

What was that?

I thought I told you

not to come here.

It's too risky.

Doctor...

twenty years in the ClA...

nobody gets to see me

unless I wanna be seen.

Are you out of your mind?

It's very dangerous for me.

All right, you're here.

Now, what do you want?

What do I want?

I wanna know what's going on.

I wanna know why I haven't

heard a peep out of you...

since I sent you

the first prototype.

Please. That's over

three thousand years old.

So you couldn't afford

a new one?

Look, let me put this

in terms you'll understand.

Your software

is worthless without me...

and until you give me

the second disk...

I can go no further

with my research.

Doctor, let me put it in terms

you can understand.

I want proof that it works now!

Oh, Victor, such fire.

Your impatience will be your

undoing one of these days.

Is that a threat?

Threat? Good grief, no.

Now, would you care for

a little drinky-winky, Victor?

Thirsty dog.

That's amazing.

Wow. It works.

It works?

But will it work on humans?

Very tricky.

The human brain,

present company excepted...

is much more sophisticated.

If you want

the American President...

following your orders

like that performing dog...

you'll hand over the other disk.

Take it.

But remember, Doctor,

if you ever cross me...

I'll break a lot more

than that vase.

Carry on, Trival.

Madam.

Hi.

May I just say, Cody Banks...

your dedication

has been noted. Bravo.

Oh, thank you.

As a former operatic

protg myself...

I am fully aware of what it

takes to make it to the top.

Really?

I was a soprano,

don't you know?

Yes, I know I'm a little rusty.

Anyway, carry on.

Oh, you know what?

I need a new reed.

Adorable.

Derek, wake up.

I'm up, I'm up, I'm up. Hey.

Hey, man, I been waiting up

half the night for you.

Where have you been?

It's hard to get around

without being seen.

Listen, Diaz was just here.

Is that a blanky?

What?

You sleep with a blanky?

It's not a blanky.

It's a handkerchief.

Never mind. I saw Diaz.

What?

We were right.

Kenworth's involved.

And the mind-control thing,

it's definitely a thing.

It works? How do you know?

His dog was playing the piano.

Well, is he any good?

Not bad for a dog, man.

I'm not gonna rush out and buy

the CD, but, you know, hey--

Seriously.

All right, look, I'll get that

info back to headquarters...

and you get you some shut-eye.

You got a rehearsal

in the morning.

Oh, I can't wait.

How's the room

you're staying in?

About the same.

All right.

Blanky. Yeah, right.

You snore.

Justin Timberlake snores.

I do not snore.

Oh, yes, you do.

You're a very strange girl.

Oh, the cook said you would

probably try to skip class.

So I was to make sure

you caught the bus...

and didn't forget

your clarinet.

Thanks, woodwind buddy.

You mind?

Tally-ho!

This lobster has to be

put in the lukewarm water.

It sort of lulls it to sleep.

And then,

of course, it will die.

Shrimps are done this way.

Everything like that

is done this way...

Yeah?

Hello, sir?

Diaz has definitely

made contact.

Are you sure?

Absolutely, sir.

There's something big

going on in that lab.

Hold on.

Bowman.

Uh, hello, sir?

What the heck's

going on over there?

Nothing's going on, sir.

It's just...

bugs. These big castles

got big bugs, sir.

Look, Bowman, Cody

has got to get into that lab.

Way ahead of you, sir.

Way ahead of you.

No problem whatsoever.

Bowman, what's that alarm?

Alarm? What alarm, sir?

I don't hear nothin'.

You must be talking on that

cheap cell-phone plan.

Sir, this goes well...

you think maybe I can

get back in the game?

It's me.

I spoke with the Director.

Is there a reason

you risked blowing my cover?

Look here,

inch-high private eye...

relax, man, all right?

Let's just say I did some

snooping around and found...

Diaz and Kenworth are running

a mind-control test at the lab.

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