Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London Page #4

When are we going in?

We have to be in and out

during lunch.

So you gotta find a way

to get out of there.

One o'clock and don't be late.

See you at one.

So what's happening at one?

Eye doctor.

Really?

What do you think

about Duncan Kenworth?

Weird guy, huh?

Yeah, he is a little bit odd.

Ever notice anything weird

around the house...

people coming and going

at strange hours?

The dog mowing the lawn?

Anything?

Can't say I have.

So who's your favorite composer?

My favorite?

I mean, who's been

your most influential?

Well, uh...

Heinz. Yeah, Heinz.

He's definitely been

my biggest influ-ence.

Heinz? I don't think

I've heard of him.

What's his most notable work?

That's so hard. He's written,

like, fifty-seven varieties.

Varieties?

I mean symphonies.

Fifty-seven symphonies?

That is an incredible output.

He was especially busy

during his "red" period.

Hey there, doggie. Sit up.

Hey, sit.

Now tell me, man.

Where does your evil daddy

keep the mind device?

Where does the evil doctor

keep it?

Oh, you gonna lay down?

Oh, I can do that.

Come play with me. Come on.

Tell me.

Ooh, don't pee on me.

What the devil are you doing?

Nothing. Just have a little

R&R with the dog, man.

I love the animals.

I grew up with 'em.

Fascinating.

Now leave my dog alone

and get back to work.

And take your bum

off my Bentley.

Oh, sure. Yes, sir.

Jackass.

What did you say?

Oh, I just said I have asthma.

You know, there's a lot of

pollen in this London air.

Jackass.

You, boy, come here!

Aren't you one of Lady

Kenworth's foreign Johnnies?

Yes, sir.

Johnny Foreigner on my way.

Now listen here,

Yankee Doodle Dandy.

Musical genius

or no musical genius...

we will not tolerate slacking

in this academy.

Are you receiving me

loud and clear?

Yes, sir, receiving you

loud and clear.

And don't answer me back, boy.

You just asked me--

Period!

As you say in America.

Now haul some ass

and get to your class...

before I have you expelled.

Summer students.

I'll have them all expelled.

St. Paul's Cathedral, Kumar.

OK, Cody, come in.

1, 2, 1, 2. Testing.

I got it.

Lovely.

OK, Kumar, we're heading to

the east-side security entrance.

I've got you.

Not a bad view, eh?

But it can be improved.

When this is over...

I intend to replace

stuffy, old St. Paul's...

with a statue of myself.

Rather marvelous,

don't you think?

What about you, Victor?

I worked for the ClA

for twenty years.

And when the time came

to reward my efforts...

I was humiliated,

put in charge of children...

and a lesser man was given

my rightful job as Director.

If this project of yours

works, Duncan...

I'm gonna use it to bring

the entire organization...

to its knees.

Dr. Kenworth, sir.

I think we're ready.

Excellent.

Cheers.

Tally-ho.

We're just here

to get information...

so don't blow your cover.

OK, Agent Blanky.

It was not a blanky.

It was a big,

red, fluffy blanket.

It wasn't.

Excuse me. Is this where

I drop off my fluids?

What?

My doctor--he told me

that I was supposed to...

bring in my pee today.

So I just filled these up.

What do you mean, doctor?

My doctor. He said, "Go on

and bring your pee up--"

I'm eating a sandwich.

Get those off my desk now.

Sure. No problem. I got it.

I'm sorry about that.

My bad, man. It's just pee.

Out.

I wouldn't touch that.

My doctor said it could

be highly contaminated.

Out.

Wait a minute.

Ain't this the hospital?

No, this is not the hospital.

Now get out.

Oh, brother, I'm sorry, man.

I didn't mean to spill my pee

all over your jacket.

I got a lot more

where that came from.

Keep the beakers, too, man.

They make good drinking glasses.

He's in.

Headed west towards

the boiler room on level one.

Service elevator to the left.

You got your chewing gum?

Everything's cool.

Finger-scan entry,

and you're home and dry.

I'm in.

Would Professor Black...

please make his way

to the psychiatric laboratory.

I am so excited.

OK, I'm in position.

10-4, good buddy.

10-4, good buddy?

What?

Man, that is so "Convoy."

Hey, guys, cut it out.

There's something going on

in the lower lab.

Thank you, Santiago.

Begin the test.

The blackout gas...

Iasts long enough

to clamp the jaw...

and insert the microchip

into a cavity of my choice.

What if the guy

doesn't have a cavity?

Then I make one.

High five!

It looks like

they're working on...

some sort of mental-dental

microchip thing.

Basically, there's

enough transmitted data...

in the microchip to relay

complex information...

back from the brain...

and into a simple

mobile operating system.

Rather marvelous,

don't you think?

Rather marvelous.

See for yourself.

If you planted

one of these microchips...

in your President,

for instance...

you could make him

do whatever you please.

You could use him to create

absolute mayhem back home.

Diaz,

this could cause total chaos.

I need to get a closer look.

What the devil?

We got a code red.

I'm out of here.

Kumar, the boy needs

a back door, man.

What we got?

I got it.

I need you in

at the number three elevator.

That sounds easy.

Shut down all elevators.

Two floors up

you've got an air duct.

Cool yo-yo.

OK, this could work.

Reactivate elevator three.

Jesus.

Cody? We've got a twelve second

ETA on that elevator car.

Ten...

nine...

-eight...

-Man, almost there.

seven...six...

Pull yourself through!

I'm in.

You're the man, Cody!

You're the man, baby.

We're on our way.

Give it up, baby.

Come on, my son!

Bloomin' fire alarm.

Slow down, you idiot!

Sorry!

Cody, have you made it

to the loading bay yet?

We're almost there.

White Kenworth truck,

do you see it?

I've got it.

Move, you nutter!

You oughta get

your eyes tested, mate.

Want my eyes tested, sunshine?

Go on, shift!

-Stupid idiot!

-On your way, go on!

Not bad, huh?

Mess with Derek Bowman?

Not today, not today...

not today!

They were experimenting with

the mind control prototype.

Have they got it to work yet?

I don't know.

Kumar, will you slow down?

Are we being chased

or something?

No. Worse.

You're late for class.

Number four, sir.

Wait a minute.

Freeze it.

My word.

That's one of the musician

kids staying on the estate.

Banks.

Banks. You know him?

I know he's no musician.

See you later.

Oh, yes, Mr. Banks.

Our American clarinetist.

We were just about to send out

a search party for you.

Sir Jerkalot, I'm sorry...

And you're honored

to be in my presence.

Indeed, thank you.

Wasn't exactly

where I was going, but sure.

Take your place. Hmm?

So, back to the Mozart.

Oh, no.

"Oh, no" what?

My instrument.

I think it's been stolen.

Hey, woodwind buddy...

Iook what I found

in the trash can outside.

Excellent.

It would seem

that your musical career...

has been miraculously revived.

Now, please take your place

and we shall go from the top.

A tempo, allegro molto.

Sir Jerkalot?

Would you indulge me

for one moment, please?

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