Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London Page #5

Young Cody Banks

is the only member...

of my talented brood

I've yet to hear play a solo.

Come to think of it...

none of us have

heard him play a solo.

Hey, I'd hate to take up

valuable rehearsal time.

Did you know you have spinach

in your teeth?

Yes, I did,

and I'm saving it for later.

Now, please, play.

OK, I have

to remember something.

Something had to sink in.

Wow.

Bravo.

Dude...that did not at all suck.

In fact,

it was really rather good.

Well, It's like a bicycle.

You never really forget.

Yes, thank you very much.

You've made your point.

Now if we may continue?

Sorry, mate. I'm off-duty.

What do you mean, off-duty?

Hey, Grandpa,

you invented the language.

You'd think you'd understand.

Bloody taxis.

You go on without me.

I'll get a cab

back to the house later.

Where are you going?

I just remembered I have to

have tea with my grandmother.

Your grandmother?

Yeah. My great-grandmother.

Great-granny Smith.

Like the apple.

Yeah. And I'm

the apple of her eye.

You won't be the apple

of Lady Kenworth's eye...

if you're not back

at the house for dinner.

All right. See you later.

We've got company.

I see him.

Walk around the block.

He'll follow you.

We'll come in from the back

and box him in, OK?

I got it.

Hit it, Kumar!

Hey! What's the rush?

You idiot!

Get out of my way!

Wait! Hold on! Hold! Hold!

Hey, stop the moped!

-Agent Bowman, ClA.

-Jolly good.

I need to commandeer this moped.

Tough tiddly!

Tough tiddly?

Gimme the bike, man!

Here's fifty p. Naff off

and buy yourself a doughnut!

Look, man, I'll bring it back

with a full tank of gas!

He stole my moped!

Get outta the way!

Move!

Come on, get on!

Jump!

Oh, Shoot!

Darn, that's some flashlight!

You could have grown up

to be a fine agent, Banks!

Hey, Diaz! You're never

gonna get away with this.

Far from it, kid.

The best they could

send after me is a boy...

and an overweight agent

who's on probation?

Hey! Who you calling

overweight, chrome dome?

I am not...bald.

That's a nice flashlight

you got there...

baldie.

Cody, one of

us has to be a decoy.

I volunteer.

We need a plan!

-Not bad.

-I had a good teacher.

Too bad he was insane!

You should have run

when you had the chance.

You still got

a lot to learn, kid.

Armed police! Stay still!

Do not move!

Repeat:
do not move!

Tuck your shirt in.

You know who I am?

I'm your worst nightmare.

A limey with a badge.

What with a badge?

Who are you, Question Boy?

Who's Question Boy?

I'll do the questions,

Question Boy.

Question one--where did you

get this stolen credit card?

It's my dad's. He gave it

to me in case of emergencies.

Likely story.

Your dad.

What's that count for, then?

My father?

Listen...

this can go one of two ways,

you little Wally.

Look, any second,

that phone is gonna ring.

Oh, Right.

You're psychic now, are you?

Yeah. That's it. I'm psychic.

Any second now,

that phone's gonna ring...

you're gonna pick it up,

someone's gonna yell at you...

and then you're gonna

apologize and let me go.

Right. Well, I'm feeling

a little bit psychic today...

and I say that that phone's...

not gonna ring.

I say you--

I think that's for you.

Crescent. Yes.

I'm interrogating him now.

But it's going very well.

He's about to crack.

I can tell!

Right away. Of course.

How did you do that?

Aren't you forgetting something?

I...

apologize.

Mr. Banks for you, Miss.

Thank you, Crescent.

You must have some friends

in very high places.

I, uh, guess I should thank you.

You probably should.

Emily?

You Americans!

You always think you're

one step ahead of the world.

I've been on this case

for months.

You blunder in and almost

blow the whole thing...

in a matter of days!

"Covert Operations Officer"?

Do you like Chinese food?

Sure.

A rickshaw in London?

Safe and economical.

What did you expect...

Mary Poppins pulling

a horse and cart?

Careful, it's spicy.

So...how'd a nice girl like you

end up in Scotland Yard?

I have an extensive

martial arts background...

and I speak six languages,

including Japanese.

How 'bout you?

I have an extensive

baseball card collection...

and I speak one language,

including English.

No, I'm serious.

I filled out a form

for an X-Men secret agent kit...

and two weeks later, I was

sworn in as a ClA operative.

Oh, right! So...

why are you actually here?

Why are you here?

I asked first.

You're fishing.

I don't fish.

Well, we know Kenworth's

up to something.

Tell me something I don't know.

I guess that would be difficult.

Oh! Touch!

Look, if you need

my help on this--

Hey, I don't--

Hey! Don't get

your knickers in a twist!

You gonna help or not?

I'll think about it.

And my knickers

are not in a twist.

Excuse me.

Can you stop here, please?

Would you like a coffee?

Oh, no. I don't do coffee.

But I'll take a soda.

Thanks.

Our patient's awake.

Shall I begin?

Please. I'm looking

forward to this.

Poor, poor Mr. Banks.

If only you'd stayed

at home where you belong.

Well?

First...he's got a small cavity

I would like to take care of.

I want you to implant him

with the microchip, you idiot...

not fix his cavities.

Of course. Sorry.

I'm sorry.

Put him under.

Bye!

Good evening.

Don't you mean morning?

Oh. Yeah. Morning.

He's not responding

quite correctly.

For crying out loud,

just get him to make the call!

I am!

You get this thing working

now, understand?

This will help, sir. 5-5--

Where the heck were you

last night?

Yeah. You can say that again.

Lady Kenworth was so worried,

she nearly called the police.

I need to call the Director.

The Director?

Uh, I think he meant to say...

conductor.

Isn't that right, Mr. Banks?

Conductor?

So why did he say...

Director?

Look, Frankenstein, even

a genius gets confused, OK?

But he definitely said Director.

Hello?

-Banks, is that you?

-Affirmative.

We're in.

I need to meet with you, sir.

Look, I just arrived in London

for a summit at the palace.

I know.

The palace. The President.

Top security.

Piccadilly Circus. One hour.

OK. Piccadilly Circus. One hour.

And don't be late, OK, pal?

Are you OK?

Now...now we're

in complete control.

Who are you meeting

at Piccadilly?

For a tutti fluti player...

you sure do ask

a lot of questions.

And for a Compton pastry chef...

you seem to know

a lot of answers.

Mr. Banks...

I have that vegetarian recipe

cookbook that I promised you...

in the kitchen. Now!

Beans on toast. Weird.

He's gone mad.

You can say that again.

Beans on toast.

Weird.

What's he doing? Stop!

What are you doing? Stop it!

Maybe I'm not so hungry.

That's disgusting!

What the heck was

all that about?

I think Cody's gone bonkers.

Cody, what on earth

happened to you last night?

Good evening.

He means morning.

Right this way, sir.

Are you sure this is safe?

Oh, yeah. This is

the safest place in town.

Ola. Have a nice trip.

Oh, my gosh!

I know, it's fantastic,

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