Agent Ranjid rettet die Welt

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Dangdadldada!

Hold it! Hoy!

Dadldadldodlde. Dadld...

Hey! Man!

Dadldadldodlde.

Dadldadldodlde!

Dadldadldodldel Hey! Man!

Cuckoo!

Hey!

Man! Oh! ' Scuse me!

Hello!

Do not worry! Because now comes...

Val!

Dangdadadadededodede.

Dangdadadadededodede.

Dodede, dodede.

Who is the greatest agent of the world?

-Ali! Val!

And those who eat the spiciest Curry of the city?

-Ali! Val!

UPS.

And now time for small super agent who goes?

Where is he alone?

Who sings more even on the toilet?

-Ali! Val!

Dangdadadedodede.

Dangdadadedodede.

Val! Val!

Who is the greatest agent of the world?

-Ali! Val!

Who is the greatest agent of the world?

-Ali! Val!

Who gets the most beautiful woman in the world?

-Ali! Val!

Ali Bombadila?

Ali Bombadilla?

-That's me!

My Benytha has a tummy ache!

Come, my little.

Not gripe! Now, let's go to the Kuhrologen!

Tell me wa...

Is something which...

Perhaps she has so...

It's bad, doctor?

-However. An upset stomach.

But since we have a sure-fire remedy.

Hold the head nicely.

Immediately you'll be healthy again.

-Since we already have's!

So! At the beginning of's hurts a bit...

-It's just an upset stomach!

Everything should know that, at four different

Stomachs means?

But is there no other way?

-Yes. A stomach reduction.

But this is very expensive!

Costs 1876 euros and 54 cents.

I don't have so much money.

-Here. 2 Euro.

Moment, I have an idea!

I'll get the money.

I must make just one call.

Hello? PC line.

-Hello, cousin Gopal!

What is your problem?

-Here is Ali. Are you MOM?

Mama, Ali from Germany!

-Hello, Muhammad!

Dai. Dai.

Hi, MOM! I wanted to ask...

Mama! The money, which last I

Week I sent, you have yet?

MOM, I have to stop. I have to leave.

Goodbye. Mach's good. Dai Dai.

Stop! I know now,

I like the money war.

I ask for a raise, Yes!

When my boss!

I'm his best man!

Hurry up! Her cow have yet

a couple of days and then machts pung!

Mr van Dyk. Nice that you increase the

Made away from Amsterdam.

to sign up for our research project

to be interested in!

That he has financed Yes also significantly.

-Yes. Cheese appetizers?

Funny. Dutch eat more cheese

and not wear clogs?

These are orthopedic clogs.

I have claw feet.

And claw feet are impatient. This way!

What is with your research?

May I present to you:

a special phone.

So that I can

hack into other phones.

Hack?

-Yes.

Do you see the children?

Guess what with this thick, fat,

ugly teenagers happens

If I you the cell phone radiation

our prototypes set out.

Change the provider!

-No. But see for yourself.

Drop Burger

and eat fruit.

Yes... Stop!

Have you seen?

With this special cell phone I can the brain

every person remotely.

This proves the humanity,

the dramatic threat

can go from cell phone radiation.

This is just a prototype with a low

Range and short battery life.

But should this per-type in your hands

fall of a megalomaniac.

He would only need to

a transmitter amplifier satellite,

as the da on the poster.

shoot into space.

Thus it could irradiate the whole world

and thus dominate.

Interesting.

This phone should never, never, never

fall into the wrong hands!

This is but nice of you.

How about with...

Brain food?

What?

-Grab it!

No. No. No!

What is that for? AUA!

Give her the poster!

Insolence!

Is Benytha nice, Yes?

Oh God, I'm too late.

Clear the road to man, Ghandi!

Ghandi has cleared the road,

but the Indian subcontinent.

And make phone calls at the wheel is dangerous.

Ah!

Murat, I go to download.

Forgiveness. How do I know

that you are fresh?

You must smell. Smell!

Excuse me.

-Good morning, Ali.

What you stuck in the nose,

You need to buy that also.

Here I come!

So.

-Hey!

Insolence!

-Was the wrong woman.

Welcome in the Ayran secret service.

Identification!

-Ali Bombelapathiya.

Ali Bombadilla.

-Bomba...

I need to head.

I was at the vet...

Object had to do with sick pets.

Animal hairs were found.

Suspicion of foot and mouth disease!

Decontamination is initiated.

Bless you.

Suspicion of swine cold.

No, no, no! Not! Help!

Access granted, Ali Bombelapillepalle.

My name is Bombelapathiya!

Yes, Yes. I said yet.

Welcome in the Ayran secret service.

You're broken down Speragentenschrank,

I get broken.

This was wrong!

-Who are you?

Boss, you know me yet.

This is me! The Val.

Ah, the flush Indians!

Are you going to Mr Loo.

Today at noon, there were extra sharp Doner

with everything.

Chef! I wanted to ask...

My cow is sick and I...

-SUS!

Alarm!

-Alarm!

Heath, Heath, Heather!

Yallayallayalla! Heath!

Who do you mind?

Hello! Here is German Chancellor Merkel.

-Oh!

Bundesmerkel. The Bundesmerkel!

Alarm!

Aufrmen! Heath, Heath, Heather!

Not the. Not the!

Net of the! No, net of the. NET the. Also net

of the. So that way. Way.

The Merkel.

-Not of Merkel. The other Merkel.

Yes, this is good.

Hello? I call Suleiman,

Chief of the Ayran secret service.

Yes, is here, Mrs Bundesmerkei!

ASS! Your country needs you!

Which one?

Ah, the. Yes, Yes.

Intelligence according to

will the Dutchman Freek Van Dyk

Tear world domination itself!

He must be stopped!

But we are for Gammelfleischdner,

Produktpiraterei and security for

Tarkan concerts responsible! Looking at you!

All top agents of the other intelligence agencies

were turned off in the strangest way.

CIA.

KGB.

MI5.

-No!

And the GEZ.

ACE, you are our last hope!

Find out what has van Dyk!

But... but...

-This is a command!

Yes, Ms. Bundesmerkei. I put

a Speragent on it, Yes?

Well done.

-Until then!

Work! Not standing around! Go, go, go!

Heath, Heath, Heath.

Chef, my cow is sick.

-What is? Nadar! Go into the toilet!

I have not!

Hello Hakan!

Nah, I have not understood.

Who do you mind? Hey, boss, what is?

-Here, boss. I have a job for you.

What are you doing?

Horny. The secret codes.

-Speragent Habib. Let him hear.

Yes, boss. I come in.

-Capitalist pig!

Now, you can get full ass!

-a minute.

Not even a second!

Wow. I can no longer hear the racket.

Nyet.

No!

Alright, baby. I call you.

But you do not have but my number.

Hakan. Speragent Hakan.

You will be needed.

I'm sorry Chief.

I had to still...

fill the tube. The torpedo ignite.

Extend the periscope.

Was it now?

-Enter in the port.

All clear, Let's insert!

Wow, ey! Wow!

Hey, cuts!

Sweet, have we run us?

Let's have fun time.

Typical men. Big mouth but no...

Stay the course!

Ol, ol, ol, ol...

Ah, our boys...

You have fueled more than the bus!

Horny girl, ol...

Hello?

-How 's's, what about?

When the guards out there, everything perfectly.

Thanks to viagra. You could smooth...

Ok!

-Yes?

Do you have the satellite?

Yes!

Oh.

-Er, just!

Operation was successful, Chefje!

Thank you.

-Is even about you?

Ey... You're not coming in here!

-What?

Yes, look at but you! Boots ass,

Pants ass, mouth ass! Everything butt!

Agree also ass.

And ass well ass.

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