Agent Ranjid rettet die Welt Page #2

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If you want to have the cheese heads.

I take you with.

Mission successful.

Now first 'n Doner, where is...

Satellitje! Satellitje!

What Satellitje?

Get right on the Fressje! Los!

It will bring you. Final: Holland-Turkey!

Looking at you!

Hey, what's going, guys? You want

Hooligans be? I do not laugh!

I'm laughing anyway.

EY, los guys,. I have degrees hot.

-Has also just warm me.

Ey. You're not coming in here!

Correct Horn.

Why doesn't that Hakan with you?

-I love not as blond.

Hey, how do you know my name?

Or, you have no idea who I am?

- But I know... Nope!

But you... Nope.

Now I've got it.

You are the old man from the car catalogue!

Men!

Then I help you times on the jumps.

"It was in the 90s.

There were two that really liked. "

"The Dutch exchange student Verena"

"and the Germans

with migrant Habib. "

"He bffelte at school,

to get a good job. "

"Order for them both a love nest"

to buy, with white fence in the Greens. "

"But the Hakan had become someone else."

"He had become hard."

"So hard... like its door"

"It went so far that the cool Hakan"

his Verena no longer just left."

"Hey, you here don't come in!"

"No longer in his heart."

"Well, that was also hard Verena. You

decided to take revenge on the men. "

Nah, or?

Richard, you have made yourself real!

Or what make to you.

H?

Was that a friend of yours?

-Yes, emphasis on was!

Go to the car!

Hakan?

EY, Hakan everything well? Hakan?

Sh*t, I'll go crazy. The Hakan

No logs! As is what happened!

The Bundesmerkei jumps me bare

Ass in the face! It's not beautiful!

Ah, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

I always thought

Chemical weapons are banned in Germany.

So, Benytha.

Now, I get your salary!

Sh*t, sh*t!

I've got it.

What about the other Speragent?

Sirtaki man!

Hoppa! Dance Sirtaki with me

and your problems are solved!

Oreo

A small donation for the...

for.,. for...

Now I have Gammoto,

but sell the Acropolis.

Sirtaki man?

Hello, Sirtaki man.

You have to save the world!

You must not dispute. Dance Sirtaki

with me and your problems are solved.

Sirtaki man? Sirtaki man?

-Hoppa! Is nothing happens!

I am Sirtaki man.

Sirtaki man? Sirtaki man?

Hoppa!

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

Verena, this was not the case.

This was quite different.

Ah, oh, ah.

Old, where am I here?

Where? EY, ey blatantly.

I am more deeply or where?

Uh, boss, boss, boss.

-Yes, Yes. Down in the Conference room!

We need a new Speragent!

But who?

I have you.

-Hey you!

Oh, excuse me.

-Hey, young.

Burn. Burn.

I hol ' a fire extinguisher.

Oh, ha!

Incredibly, the guy!

Passes my bodyguards!

This creates not my wife!

This is our new Speragent!

He there? But...

-Yes, Yes. SUS!

This is our guy,

the, the, the, the...

Indians! Are you looking forward!

Yes! War I

an increase in salary for Benytha?

I like that immediately to the business!

Okay, Benytha... I give you 10,000.

No!

-40,000?

No!

-100?

No!

-200?

-No.

Tough negotiator, h? How much do you want?

War I the money immediately?

-This is money.

For all I care. Is paid.

If order is carried out, Benytha.

My name is Ali.

-Good codename, Benytha.

Val!

-Yes, good name for a Speragent!

But I am still brushing force.

Still, but now you can get training!

Looking at you!

We are the best!

The other,

you shoot, the wicked are!

Super educated.

Now you can get special weapons. Looking at you!

The satellite, as ordered!

Nice. Were's problems?

-An agent. One of the Ayran-secret service.

Were not all services turned off?

-Ruby, Ruby! Have your days probably!

Washes! What is with the agent?

-Hakan! He was called.

I've eliminated him....

-Well, wonderful!

The world should finally

Have respect for the Dutch.

We are a team! And now...

do we shoot the satellite into space.

Yes...

- But how?

Yes, like?

-Yes, how?

So, are you looking at!

ACE equipment. High standard.

"Asdsa, hygiene control!"

And how do you have?

With sauce and then ' ne tomato

Kohl and ' ne Cap.

Cool, ne?

We have everything from the sales of I

EY! Final sale!

How is it going?

I have matching accessory for you.

Can she not German?

Frankfurt Exchange agent.

This is a folding knife.

Does not work with the knife?

Then maybe more what in this direction?

This is however pretty.

-Yes, this is a pruning knife.

Or the classic...

Here, the Ak47.

That is very good.

Goes very well with your complexion.

If I may recommend you what,.

take that.

This makes "Boom", once

Flap to, monkey dead!

And if not...

then, you take the big Jim.

It shows the bad boy,

where the Bartei brings forth the most.

Most?

-He shoots everything away. So me now.

All the talk about weapons

makes me whole...

We two have a date yet.

It does not matter, now you can get

Special suit from the boss.

Looking at you! Agent watch.

Clock? I already made one.

A Rolex watch from Radjasthan!

Special watch! You can speak with the boss!

With the suit?

-With me! Guckst du Pin!

Oh!

Hui, is who but warm?

-Fun, ne?

Yes.

Uh, and trackers.

So that people know where you are.

Flight ticket!

UI, I went on holidays?

Oh, should I get the post?

During the flight, you read secret instructions

and do you notice you! Watch out!

You destroy yourself!

-Destroy?

So it is as Speragent!

-Am I now really super agent?

The best! The best!

Crap, we're in the ass!

Bombelapathiya! Ali Bombelapathiya!

Mango Lassi, gewackelt not himself...

Oh!

I forgot to press the button.

The.

All underworld bosses come to Amsterdam.

The meeting can take place as planned.

-Yes, this is good.

Au.

-What is not so good is the ACE Agent.

Hakan.

-Which is not yet dead!

And I wonder why?

PST, pst, PST!-what is pst, pst?

No longer are you all?

I wanted you close, Chefchen.

In addition... Hakan and viagra,

they were once in love.

It is so interesting.

He has broken heart, Yes?

Do you like him? Lie to you that is why me?

-No! I hate him!

I'll prove it!

I will destroy him!

Ey... ey, what gives?

Melk me!

-What?

Melk me!

EY, ey... h?

Hello.

-Moment.

No woman, cow, Spast... What goes?

My name is Muhammad

and I'm your successor!

Yes, this is my cow Benytha.

Watch as long as them? -Pass.

You my successor? I'll give you just...

Oh!

Spast.

Hello?

Hello!

Keep da Benytha. I must save the world.

Dangdadadedodede...

Thank you.

-Pretty please.

"Top secret information,

destroy in ten seconds "

"if it be read."

"Your mission:
"

Go to Amsterdam Hotel Amsterdam. "

"An Indian dealer in the aircraft

will the secret meeting. "

"Switching from him

and for him to take part. "

"learn more about van Dyk plan.

Name and photo of the Indian... "Ah!

Terrorist! Bomb!

Well wait, you.

Disguised as dark chocolate.

Thank you for the escape!

Indians. Indians. Indians.

So many Indians may not be comfortable here.

"Here solutions to everyday problems."

"Weeds in the garden?

Crocodiles in the bathtub? No problem. "

"Killer commando coming? No problem.

Because the solution is quite simple... "

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