Agent X44 Page #2

and released that something...

something big!

Ma'am is inside! It smells bad!

You were looking for...

Yuck!

Give me a cigarette.

Lighter!

What is it?

Me?

It's your turn.

I've been working since morning.

Okay.

- Really?

- Okay. I'll take a break.

I saw the folder, and I gave it to you.

What did we learn from this?

Don't judge a book

if you're not a judge!

Wrong!

Wash your hands

after using the toilet!

You're godson is quite intuitive, Falcon!

He won't let me down!

I'm already convinced!

I will assign the mission to King.

Those mutants, the Vaklavas,

are our primary suspects.

- King...

- Godfather?

Can you handle this?

Of course!

You know how long I've waited

to become the next Agent X44!

We will crush the enemy!

Let us help each other!

I promise you that I will be victorious!

I will punish those who want

to de-stabilize my government...

With the help of Proclamation 1017.

Calling Agent X44...

You are needed!

Thank you!

Is that King?

Wow!

Tweet-tweet!

In fairness, you make me feel hot.

Looks like you're ready for action.

Here is the kit.

You should only use it for the mission,

not for your naughty games.

- You are now Agent Reserve X43.

- Thank you, ma'am.

Let me fix that.

Wait!

I'm sorry, ma'am.

I thought you were the enemy.

I'm sorry, ma'am.

I didn't recognize you.

It's okay. I'm okay.

Reports confirm that the Vaklavas

have stolen Lapu-Lapu's sword.

The Vaklavas is a group

of gay criminals...

who steal artifacts

to pay their boyfriends.

Their motto is...

"It's better to be imprisoned

than to have no love at all."

The sword is kept

in their headquarters...

which serves as their

export business' showroom.

These gay criminals may look stupid

but they are actually very smart.

The Vaklava Headquarter

is extremely dangerous.

Be cautious!

Yes!

Stop!

Who are you?

How dare you steal Lapu-Lapu's sword!

I did not steal it! You did!

You won't get this!

That's what you think!

Please?

Sure.

Give it back. Thank you.

You're dead meat!

Bro!

Think you're good, eh?

Bro!

- Bro, are you all right?

- Bro, it's a good thing you came!

Here's your gun!

- Ma'am Cynthia forgot to give it to you.

- Why only now?

I've already fought

with a lot of goons upstairs!

Why were you upstairs?

I've been waiting for you down here.

There's no guard!

The door was locked,

but I opened it with a master key.

That's so stupid!

No, you're stupid!

It's so easy to pass through this floor,

yet you still went upstairs!

Bro, why is their blood green?

Because they're Brokeback Mountaineers!

Shut up!

I nearly got killed because of you!

You're ungrateful!

You should end up with Cynthia!

- You're unbelievable!

- You're both bad!

Where did that come from?

You refuse to die?

You'll end up double-dead!

- Who's this, Bro?

- Bro, come on!

- You're just like the police.

- Boiled duck eggs! Boiled duck eggs!

You only arrive after the crime.

Don't worry.

Next time, I won't help you.

Why? Who said that-

Just shut up, Bro! You're so noisy!

Bro, the sword!

I'm sorry.

- Why were you in the way?

- Ugly goons!

Did we hit you?

- No! I have diarrhea.

- Yuck! It's your butt that's dangerous!

Disgusting!

Do it behind the banana plant!

Don't leave your mess here!

You're a big disappointment

to this agency!

How could you have lost

Lapu-Lapu's sword?

Ma'am, just give me one more chance.

I can finish this mission.

No second chances!

You are officially out of this mission!

I can't believe this!

It's our chance to become agents,

and you messed it up!

Why is it my fault?

You were there also!

Why didn't you chase them?

They were on motorbikes, remember?

You had the gun, right?

You didn't hit anybody!

You're so noisy!

Do you want me to reprimand you?

- You're so hard-headed!

- Touch everything, just not my hair!

I was wrong!

Since I was the original

agent assigned to that mission...

I'll retrieve-

Forgive me if I failed

to meet your expectations...

Godfather!

- Falcon!

- Godfather!

- Falcon!

- Godfather!

- Sir!

- Godfather!

- Falcon!

- Godfather!

- I'll raise you up!

- Agent Falcon fell in the manhole!

- So stupid!

- Help! Someone fell!

- He fell in the manhole.

- Help! Someone stupid fell!

Help! Someone stupid fell!

He fell in the manhole.

So stupid, right?

But a lot of people...

- have already fallen in that manhole.

- I'm sorry, ma'am.

I didn't know

you were talking to someone.

Come in. Meet Mary Grace.

Agent 690.

Agent King Aguila.

We were in the same training batch.

Yes, you were batchmates then.

That's good!

You won't have problems working

with each other.

You were gone for so long.

You gave birth, right?

Of course not! I studied abroad.

Special courses at Westpoint.

Do you know what I'm saying?

Wow! You're speaking in English!

You two will be partners.

Who is the lead agent?

It's as if he doesn't want me

to be his partner.

If he refuses, I'll take care of him!

I am better off alone.

I'm returning you

to the Reserve Division.

- Why ma'am? I only messed up once-

- Shut up! That's an order!

Yes, ma'am.

- That was great, ma'am!

- I told you I'll take care of him. Relax!

Go inside!

Cynthia...

- Cynthia...

- Huh?

Who are you?

- Cynthia!

- Who are you?

My spirit cannot rest!

We've been looking for your body

in the Pasig River, but we can't find it!

- Shut up and listen!

- Yes.

Give back to King the mission

of retrieving Lapu-Lapu's sword!

If not, you will be cursed!

You will die a virgin!

No!

Good bye!

Agent X44,

why does your voice sound like a mouse?

Of course, it's cold in heaven!

I have a sore throat.

And cover that up!

Disgusting!

I can't believe I'm just an assistant.

This is unfair!

This isn't right, I believe I'm smarter.

Why do I feel this way?

All I want to do is look at you.

- Rain or shine, I won't get tired of you.

- Shut up!

Is there a problem?

I have no problem,

but you have a problem!

- I have no problem-

- Aren't you bothered with your looks?

Your face? Your nose?

Your eyes? Your mouth?

- Your whole being?

- Enough!

Are you professional agents or not?

Lapu-Lapu's sword is in Mustafah's hands!

And how did you arrive to that conclusion?

- Only Mustafah hires vampires.

- Who are you?

I'm Minerva Castillo...

curator of the Filipino National Museum

of the Philippines.

I'm sorry, but I can't work this way.

I do my own research.

Agent 690, you have to accept the fact

that you are King's assistant.

If not, you will remain in this office!

Ma'am, is it okay if I get Junior

as my assistant instead?

Even if he's tiny,

he knows how to obey orders.

Not like a chicken's butt

that keeps on yakking!

Enough!

Aguila, you cannot get Junior because he

is just a Reserve of the Reserve Agent!

But ma'am, I work well with Junior.

Agent 690, are you in or out?

As I was saying, only Mustafah

has 188 vampire employees.

But they're not really vampires.

They just want to look

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