Agent X44 Page #4

Where are you going?

Bro?

Bro! What happened to you?

The dogs bit me.

I'm not sure if I have any bones left.

What happened to you?

I can't stand up.

I'm like a gelatin.

My bones became soft.

There's a problem.

What problem?

I already drank half of it.

I also needed it.

Give me that sword!

You want it? Buy it?

70 million dollars!

There she is!

What is happening to you?

What? What's happening?

I only hired you to steal that sword.

Give me back my sword...

and I'll give you the remainder

of the amount we agreed!

It's not enough!

So get out of my sight!

Thief!

Why am I like this?

What is it?

Bro, how come only half

of my body is stiff?

What about your little one?

Is it stiff?

Just half of it.

Just one-fourth.

I'm smarter than you, negra!

You're the negro!

Minerva! Minerva! Wait!

Stay away!

Who were those men?

I don't know.

Why did Minerva leave with them?

I don't know.

You don't know?

You were with Minerva last night, right?

What happened to you?

I drank a serum

that turned my bones to gelatin.

See? You deserve it.

What happened?

Ma'am, it's very clear that

Minerva is involved in this plot.

That's why she was flirting with you.

It wasn't because you're her type.

How could you not know her intentions?

You're such a flirt!

You're right, Agent 690.

I'm sorry, ma'am.

But I just want to make it clear...

that I did not reveal

anything to Minerva...

that she has no prior knowledge of.

I agree!

From the very start of this mission...

she has been holding back information...

that only comes out

when the operation fails.

The key to the whole scenario is...

Who is Minerva Castillo?

And who is she working with?

Why?

Why is she beautiful?

Why is she beautiful?

Why is she beautiful?!

- What do we do?

- How do we do?

Where do we start?

How about now?

Where are you?

Horsie-you!

Agent Junior Scalaverch.

At your service, ma'am.

You look good!

Yeah! You look good too!

- Look at you!

- Pikachu!

Stop this gay nonsense!

Out with it! What's the buzz?

Godfather,

I brought dishonor to your name.

Now, I might even destroy

the history of the Philippines.

How will I be able

to retrieve that sword?

Godfather, please forgive me.

I just don't know what to do.

If you want,

I'll just join you down there.

Go ahead! Jump!

Godfather? Godfather?

Hey!

Godfather!

Godfather, are you a D'Anothers?

What do you think I am?

A ghost?

You mean.

You faked your death?

Correct! I faked my death!

I did not want to reveal myself

until you found the sword.

But I just couldn't resist helping you

because you're my godson.

I know you can be a great agent!

I'm challenging you!

What should I do?

Use your brains!

This is what you should do...

These are the men

Agent 690 and I fought with.

Agent 690, lead the other agents

in searching Minerva's place.

Who wants to go with her?

You, go with her.

You, join them as well

so that you can form a group.

Bro, you lead the other agents in looking

for these Vietnamese-looking Japanese.

Who wants to go with him?

You! I can see...

that Superman is your idol.

Join them as well so someone

can carry Junior.

Join their group too

so that you'll be together!

And you, buy me a pork bun! I'm hungry!

What?

What are you waiting for?

Buy me a pork bun!

Yes, sir!

We don't have a master here.

We are all servants.

Where is it?

Banana in the living room?

Wait! Where is your master?

We have no master.

We are all servants here.

Here's your pork bun!

Go ahead! Eat it!

I don't like this!

I want minced meat.

I'll talk to him.

There are so many passports.

Yes, ma'am.

Seven toes on one foot.

It's just the right foot.

Hairy chest.

Banana.

Why are there bananas in the living room?

Passports.

So, Minerva was an ape?

Yeah!

You made love to an ape?

Who turned her into a human being?

The people there said

they have no master.

They are all servants.

Servants? It's Purubuto-san!

Purubuto-san is the second most

wanted criminal in the world.

He is the CEO of Dai-ichi-bichi-tini-wini

Electronics Corporation.

But only a few people know...

that he is the head of the Yakuza.

He is the only person

who has the technology...

to produce oil in large quantities.

We have to be prepared

if we are to confront him.

Purubuto-san is very smart!

He can be so dangerous!

Lmagine, with your technology

and my sword...

we will be the most powerful people

in the world!

Who would have thought that

the brainless godson of Agent X44...

would be the one

who would help me retrieve my sword?

What's wrong?

He kissed you!

I am your maker, and I am

the only one who can kiss you!

I will make you big.

Aguila, you can choose whatever

gadget you might need for your mission.

Like this one.

Ouch!

Everything is dependent

on the success of this mission.

So, don't let me down.

Prove to us...

that you deserve to inherit the

codename of Agent X44.

If not, Tony Falcon's

will be erased forever.

Aguila! Aguila! Aguila!

Ma'am?

Aguila! What did you do to me?

I'll kill you!

How come there are no guards?

It's so easy for us to get in.

Sorry, I just had to fart.

Don't point that gun at me.

It smells!

Welcome, my friends!

Welcome to your death scene!

No firearms allowed inside.

Let me.

She's clear.

What are you doing?

Mary Grace?

Mary Grace!

Mary Grace!

Mary Joy?

Mary Jane?

Mary Christmas?

I'm sorry.

Wait.

Die in your own sweat!

Ha ha ha ha!

The sake you do so good, Agent X43.

If not, you will never stop entering

into different rooms.

This is the most difficult one to beat.

I will return Lapu-lapu's sword!

And your girlfriend who doesn't like you.

Ah...

Amazing!

Wow! It's beautiful!

Aguila, what is this?

I have no idea, ma'am.

They're already dead.

They're alive again! I'm afraid!

King, hold my hand.

I'm cold.

Talent...

timing...

choreography...

audience impact.

What shall we do?

I'll take care of them.

Take this!

What's wrong?

I've run out of bullets!

You're old already!

Oldie!

It's your turn!

Another one!

Take this!

I'm sorry, ma'am.

I didn't recognize you.

Ouch!

Aguila, it's Mary Grace!

King, look!

Mary Grace...

sword...

bomb...

timer...

Give me the sword!

Let's all join in together.

Mary grace and the sword! Ouch!

Mary Grace!

What will we do, ma'am?

I don't know.

Why are you late?

Let's try this, ma'am!

Go go go.

Ma'am, throw the bombs!

Wait!

Here!

Hurry!

- Just a few more!

- One more bomb, ma'am!

Junior, hurry!

Jump!

Hurry! Run! Get out of here!

Ma'am, be careful with the bombs!

Don't explode yet.

Lord, please...

Wait! Wait!

Ouch! My cauliflower!

I am proud to award

this plaque of recognition...

to fine agent, King Aguila!

Cynthia! I'm alive!

Agent X44 is alive.

I'm so proud of you!

Now, I can bequeath

my code name to you, Agent X44.

I will now accept my retirement

and senior citizenship.

Thank you very much, godfather!

You are my second father.

You are my inspiration,

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