Air Bud Page #4

what are we talking about for|one of those beer commercials ?

Would you shut up out there !

- [ Grunting ]|- What's that ?

- We're talking about how much ?|- Hey, Buddy.

Oh, that kind of blows ethics|right out of the water, doesn't it ?

I mean, hey, he's just a dog.|What does he know ?

No, April's not good for us.|We're booked on a tour.

Wait !

Is that Oprah woman-- Oprah,|you know, the Oprah woman--

Does she like dogs ?

I'd love to do Jay Leno.|[ Chuckling ]

Hey !|Get back here with my dog !

Buddy, come on. Run !

You little darned kid !|That's my dog !

- Go, Buddy !|- [ Groaning ]

I got you, kid !

- Go, Buddy, go !|- [ Shouting ]

Hey !

Get out of my way !

Hey !

You can't run fast enough !

I needed that !

[ Screaming ]

[ Screaming Continues ]

[ Coughing ]|Hey !

I'm gonna get you,|you little--

Thanks.

Here, boy.

Come on, boy.

Buddy ?

I know you're only a dog,

so I don't expect you to understand|what I'm gonna say.

You can't come home with me.

That guy'll just come|and take you back.

You gotta understand that--

Well, Buddy, I found you.

Somebody else|is gonna find you too.

I know they'll love you,|so I'm gonna set you free.

Here, I got you|a little something.

Stupid thing.

I wish I could go back to before I|ever knew you could make a basket.

Maybe none of this|would've ever happened.

Go on, Buddy.|You're free now.

Go !

Go on.

[ Sighs ]|Buddy ! Get.

You have to go, Buddy.

Please, Buddy. Go.

[ Crying ]|Get !

Go ! Get out of here !|Don't you understand ?

Get ! I don't want you anymore !

Get !

You wanna play, Buddy ?

Yeah, good boy.

- Come on, Buddy. Yeah, good boy.|- [ Barking ]

Just like we always do.

[ Whimpering ]

[ Band ]

[ Cheerleaders ]| Let's go, Wolves

Let's go, Wolves

You know, they say|a team is a community,

which means when one boy|gets the chicken pox,

half the team is out.

- You boys have got your work|cut out for you tonight.|- Let's go, Wolves

These last months have been|some of the best I've ever had.

I owe that|to you boys here...

and maybe to a dog...

who isn't here.

Because whatever|happens tonight,

this is a team,

and that's a victory|right there.

- Now, are you ready to play ?|- [ Together ] Yeah !

All right, let's go get 'em !

[ Together ]|Yeah, Timberwolves !

[ Buzzer Buzzing ]

You're goin' down tonight,|water boy.

- Larry plays for the Warriors now ?|- Yeah.

Hawkes just told me Larry's dad|moved the whole family to Spokane...

just so he could play|for the Warriors.

- Great.|- It's okay.

I'm packing Dennis Rodman's|Juicy Fruit.

- [ Buzzer Buzzing ]|- What's the most important word ?

- [ Together ] Teamwork !|- Let's go.

[ Cheering ]

Come on, Lar ! That's it !|Show 'em how it's done, boy !

That's my boy !

Sean, left hook, Sean.

[ Laughing ]|What's the matter, water boy ?

- Nice job ! Nice job !|- [ Laughing ]

Pass the ball ! Pass it !

- Time, ref !|- Let's go, let's go, let's go.|Come on. Sit down.

Sit down. Rest.|Here we go.

I'm tired, Coach.|We're dyin' out there.

You gotta let the ball|do the work.

Come on.|We're only down by ten.

- We got almost a whole|second half to hit 'em.|- [ Buzzer Buzzing ]

All right, put those hands together.|Come on, come on.

[ Together ]|One, two, three. Let's go !

[ Whistle Blowing ]

Josh, down low, down low.

- Way to go !|- [ Cheering ]

Defense !

- Yes !|- Hey, all right now ! All right !

[ Crowd Sighs ]

- Cover him, cover him.|- What was that, Greg ?|- [ Groaning ]

- That's five, son. You're out of here.|- [ Grunting ]

- Time, ref ! Time !|- Huddle up, huddle up, huddle up.

Come on. No more fouls, guys.|We can't afford to lose anyone else.

All right,|the game's not over yet.

A whole lot can happen|in seven minutes.

Remember what got us here ?|Teamwork.

Up high !

Yeah, yeah !

[ Groaning ]

- [ Gasping ]|- [ Whistle Blowing ]

Injury. Time-out.

[ Referee ] Come on, guys.|Help 'em up. You okay ?

All right. Okay, fellas,|you did your best.

It's over, Coach.|Let's forfeit.

We've only got four players.|What are we gonna do ?

Hold your head up|and do the best you can.

- We'll beat 'em with four guys.|- [ Barking ]

Come back here !|Hey, get out of there !

Buddy !

Buddy !

Hey, fellas, I got an idea.

[ Pep Band Playing ]

Let's go, Wolves

K9 checking in.

Let's go, Wolves

What the heck's goin' on here ?

- I'll handle this, Josh.|- The Timberwolves wanna|substitute a dog.

- What are they, nuts ?|- Dog's a registered member of the team.

He practices with the team.|He travels with the team.

You check in your rule book.|Bet you won't find anything|that says a dog can't play.

He's right. Ain't no rule|that says a dog can't play basketball.

This is a joke.|I mean, dogs don't play basketball.

What's the matter, gentlemen ? Afraid|your team might get beat by a dog ?

[ Together ]|Put him in.

[ Announcer ]|Now entering the game, new player...

K9.

Okay, boy,|we're just playing. Stay.

- Stay.|- [ Whistle Blowing ]

Yes ! Yes !

Yeah !|Nice shot !

- Does he dribble ?|- No, but he might drool a little bit.

Won't somebody cover the dog ?|Don't just look at the dog. Cover him !

Come on ! Come on, Larry.|Let's have a little hustle.

[ Groaning ]|Come on. Let's go !

- Get it, Buddy. Get it. Get it.|- [ Whistle Blowing ]

- Let it go, Buddy.|- Come on. Break it up.

Break it up.|Give me the ball.

Give me the ball.

[ Crowd Laughing ]

Aw, jeez.

Come on. You ready ?|Here we go.

- [ Barking ]|- [ Gasping ]

Yeah ! All right !|That's great !

That's the way !

[ Warriors Coach ]|Yeah, okay. All right, all right.

- [ Cheering ]|- Yes ! Yes !

Would somebody cover the dog ?

- Cover him.|- My mother could cover that dog.

Dog's in for two minutes,|he's got three assists.

[ Crowd Chanting ]|Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Buddy !

Buddy, Buddy, Buddy !

- Can someone cover that dog ?|- I don't believe this.

- Oh, he's traveling. He's traveling.|- Traveling dog.

Don't let him go to his left.|Don't let him go to his left.

[ Shouting ]

- Good dog, Buddy !|- What are you doing ?|- [ Groaning ]

- Would you look at that dog !|- Go !

[ Dog Whines ]

Foul, number six.|One and one.

[ Cheering Stops ]

Come on, Buddy !

T-Toss it to him,|I guess.

That's it, Buddy. Go on.|You can do it, Buddy. You can do it.

Larry, get in there !

Teamwork ! Teamwork !

[ Buzzer Buzzing ]

That's my son !

Yes !

Water boy !

Nice shot.

I'll take my dog back now.

- He doesn't wanna go with you.|- What's the problem ?

There's no problem, Ms. Framm.

Your son's had his little fun.|Now I think it's time to give me|back what's rightfully mine.

You know what, Mr. Snively,|I believe my son is right.

That dog doesn't like you.|So the answer is no.

[ Chuckling ]|You don't have any choice, lady.

I got papers.

I'll see you in court.

Next case:
|Snively versus Framm.

[ Grunting ]

This one of your high-profile|divorce cases ?

- No, sir. Custody.|- Oh, custody.

Holy Toledo, what is that dog|doing in the courthouse ?

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