Airbag

Another victory on the cards.

The veteran champions lead 21-9.

Last serve for Retegui

who needs only one more point.

Amazing point for the challenger

they want to get back in the match.

And another point makes 21-11.

21-15now on the scoreboard.

Now theyre level at21.

The challenger has the serve.

The silence is incredible.

Difficult serve, bounce and22-21

Against all the odds,

Beloki is the new champion!

For some the world is blue,

for others its much blacker.

Good evening.

Sorry lm late, f***.

-lm Serafin.

-Wed given you up.

-Have you brought the money?

-Yes, of course.

-Count it.

-Just sit down, please.

Right. The moneys all here.

15million pesetas each.

The house takes apercentage.

The winner takes 60 million.

You all know the rules?

Who doesnt?

Alain, if you please.

On the plate on the right...

we have one delicious

Amanita caesarea mushroom.

And on the left,

four Amanitaphalloides,

or deathcup mushroom,

absolutely deadly.

Now lm going to make

five omelets,

one with thecaesarea and

four with the phalloides,

which you all have agreed

to eat. Bon apetit.

Right. The rules are simple.

The player who survives

wins the 60 million.

Good luck, and enjoy your meals.

Remember, you can always pull out...

All you will lose is your money.

l dont feel very hungry.

Thank you.

Only four omelets then.

And only one is harmless.

Etvoil+.

Can l start? l like to be

first in everything.

l dont know why l do this.

lm stinking rich.

Son of abitch!

lts nothing personal.

lm allergic to mushrooms.

Your health, gentlemen.

Holy sh*t!

Right, gentlemen, you decide.

Okay, fifty-fifty then?

Come on, lets see if youve

got the balls.

Eat, you bastard,

its equal odds.

Whats a meal without

bread and wine?

Wherere you from?

-Logroo, sir.

-Gibraltar more like.

Fill it up.

F***ing great!

lve been lucky!

Sorry Serafin, but you can

still pull out.

Pull out? And leave this wine?

You crazy? lm staying because

l need the dough.

But youve got no chance.

lt looks like this gentlemans survived.

So what?

lm a gambler and l never give up.

Right then, if everythings in order...

one of us should snuff it.

Of course, everythings in order.

l dont feel well.

l feel bad, very bad.

l think lm gonna die.

Damned mushrooms, damned chef...

Tough luck!

lm dying! lm dying!

lm sorry, gents...

Cant stop for coffee.

My chauffeurs double-parked.

What aprofessional!

My dear friends...

Father Burutxaga...

Thank you for joining me...

joining us...

...tonight.

lt seems that it falls to me

to announce the forthcoming marriage

of my daughter, Araceli, baby...

and Juantxo Ortiz deZarate.

Next Saturday, the6th.

Apparently his father, Don Serafin

is unable to be with us tonight.

Pity, isnt it Begoa?

What a shame.

There is nothing more

important for amother...

This rotten cow...!

Hi, Angela!

Christ!What a surprise, Hermengilda.

How are you?

Come, sit down with us.

Hi. How are you?

Fine, Angela.

Mom, lll be with Konradin.

l was telling the girls...

that Jesus is the patron saint of pimps.

Did he not

get an erection when he saw

Mary Magdalene on the cross?

l believe its been proved.

lts not in the Scriptures

because it was censored.

Yes, theres nothing more

important for amother...

...than the wedding of her daughter.

Which is why no expense or

sacrifice has been spared.

As you can see from this habit...

There are 20,000 guys our age

in this city.

How come my sisters spent 10 years

running after the same d*ckhead?

l read about it this morning

in the Guinness...

l didnt think it possible...

l want it to be areally special day.

And lve had two fabluous

diamond rings...

with Colombian emeralds

and two lndian rubies...

all set in white gold

from South Africa

made by our great Basque

artist and designer,

Omar Urretabizkaia.

Thank you, habbibi.

They were rather expensive...

30 million each.

But worth every penny.

Juantxo...

lm givingyou two jewels.

Treat themwith

love and care.

Of course.

Now wed all love to hear

whatyouve got to say.

Speech! Speech!

Come on.

My boy.

Marquise...

and other ladies and gentlemen

of the jury. l mean, in general...

The concept...

This really is a very

important day for me.

-l can only say thank you...

-Conceivedwithout sin...

...especially to the marquise,

who is guilty...responsible

for...all this.

Thanks to my parents,

for everything...

...education, aposition,

and alegal practice...

Three Hail Marys.

lm busy right now.

Ego te absolvo.

The concept is basically...

l think you could say that

lm a very lucky guy.

Go for it, San Sebastian!

And finally

...lets raise our

glasses and toast...

Thats it, a toast!

Give me a glass of that.

lm dry.

Good speech, son, just like

alawyer.

Now take abreak.

Sorry lm late. The traffics

f***ing awful.

Startedwithout me, have you?

Well done!

Marquise, you look gorgeous.

Whats with the bishops outfit?

Not permanent, is it?

-Hows the wine?

-Fine, dad.

An 87 Beronia!

Sh*t! Excellent wine!

lm not...

very good at this

but today is a great day for me.

Jos Mari and Auroris

daughter...

is going to marry my boy, the

eldest...

Just got his degree at thirty.

Took his f***ing time!

And now the best bit.

Thirty million, in cash.

The way its more useful

Dad, its too much.

-No its not.

-Youre tipsy.

Carlos! Champagne all round!

These days mens balls

have shrunk to this size.

You guys missed the pelota game.

Boy, was it exciting!

Excitement? Therell be

plenty of that tomorrow.

-Whos playing?

-Us against the Portuguese.

At3 p.m. in my showroom.

What does it say, Angela?

-l bet its something bad.

-Pakos idea for sure.

lts for Juantxo. Pass it to him.

And for Konrado.

Being arebel today has no meaning.

Serafin, its not ajoke.

Lets pay the damn tobacco.

Ye of little faith!

lll get this one.

TUESDAY, GRAND STAG PARTY.

Scandalo. 10 PM.

Konrado Volvos. Hello.

Fitting an airbag, prick?

l bet you havent got the

car for tonight.

-Dad, can l borrow a...?

-No.

Up yours!

Theyll recognize my car.

Dont worry. They all look

the same in the dark.

Sorry.

Youll be like

a pig in clover, Juantxo.

Theyve got some mulatto girls

that are hot stuff, man.

No, guys, lllwait for you outside.

Dont be an a**hole,

its your stag night.

-Right.

-lm just not in the mood.

Hey, guys, lm worried about

these spots at the bottom of...

Sometimes the PH of vaginal

fluid irritates the mucus.

What do you know

about mucus, aristocrat?

Have you brought the money,

aristocrat?

Yeah, lve brought the money.

And something more important.

-This.

-Lets see the instructions.

Come on.

What do you think?

The harem.

Dont tell me youve

been here before.

Sure l have.

Lets get laid.

lm going to talk about free

love.

And the only professional of

that love...

...Jesus.

l can see that all of you are rebels.

He was a rebel too.

And l also want to be one.

Long live free love.

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