Airbag Page #2
- Year:
- 1997
- 124 min
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Evening, ladies.
lve brought a friend
with bags of money.
Right, marquis?
This ones gonna get his
coffee with two sugars.
Aint he now?
Gently...You like making love dontyou?
Gently.
Poor thing.Where did you get
that anaconda, big boy?
-You come along with me.
-Yes, ladies.
lm arebel
because the world
made me that way.
Because nobody ever
showed me love.
Because nobodys ever
listened to me.
Wow. lts getting as hard as a rock.
This way.
lm a rebel because
lve always been that way.
They refused to give me
what l asked for.
They just failed to understand.
l wanted to be
like any other kid,
any other man
whos happy.
l wanted
in return for friendship.
To live
and dream,
and forget rancour,
and sing
and laugh
and give
only
love.
lm married.
Arent they all, honey?
lts just...
Visa card or cash, my love?
Visa or cash?
Ah, now?
ln cash, okay?
Well sort it out later.
But dont make it a habit.
Take your clothes off
and wash it.
Wash what?
Oh, come on, honey.
Ph all the way!
lts freezing!
lm sorry, its a crappy tap.
Did l scald it.
lll never get
the hang of it.
Now with a nice bit of soap.
l dont like being kissed.
Stop, stop!
lll touch you.
-Are your hands clean?
-Of course.
Oh, honey...
it feels like gum.
Well...
Dry yourself.
You gonna give me the money?
lts there.
Excuse me.
Araceli de Alda? ls she your wife?
Yeah.Well, not yet, but...
You should have hangers
in a place like this.
Well...?
Did you enjoy it?
Yeah, it was wild.
Just great.
Youre quite a performer.
Maybe a bit short.
Timewise l mean.
Short but sweet, as they say.
Youre so wise, my love.
And so virile.
l do my best.
Was it really too short?
Hey, youre a romantic.
Youre a sweet guy.
Do you want to do it again?
l think its getting a bit late.
Oh, come on, honey.
Talking is nice too.
l love your accent.
Fuckings not everything.
To making love, l mean.
What do you mean love?
Youre nuts. Thats great.
Ask, ask, lll tell you.
What would you like to know?
One, two, three...
Four.
Pump in,
ventricular,
Pump out,
auricular...
Ventricular
Auricular.
Come on.
lnhale, exhale...
Now l think...
Whats wrong, my love?
You dont like rubbers,
do you?
Yes, l have to relax.
Better darling?
lm relaxing...
Come here,
give me your finger.
Suck my finger, darling.
Wont you do it for me?
-Suck my finger.
-No
Cheers! To eternal screwing
and UFOs.
And f***ing them till they
drop.
To death!
Boy, did l sweat!
l f***ed her brains out!.
And what apiece of ass,
eh Konra?
Yeah, they were great.
She was gorgeous.
Look at him, Konra.
Not a peep out of him.
Did you score then?
Well, not exactly.
Yes, l did. l mean...
Juantxo, whats the matter?
Are you OK?
My engagement ring.
F***ing kids!
Go kill yourselves!
What happened?
-Why?
-Because it was my idea.
Who hit you?
A lot of guys are into
violence.
lt turns them on.
lt was my boss.
For not charging a client.
Look, about the ring...
lm not talking about
the damned ring.
Do you like your boss?
Sh*t!
Wait...
l like you. A lot.
l thought you were Cuban.
l like you too.
Youre fantastic.
lt may sound like an excuse
but it was my first time.
You were great.
Youre an angel, but l dont
have your ring
Whos got it?
lts dangerous.
Please.
Somebody whos into violence.
Your boss?
Whats his name?
Call him over.
-Why?
-l know how to hit too.
Mr Villambrosa isnt here.
Where is he?
Can you really fight?
Sure.
Hes at the Kokotxa club.
Do you like hitting women?
Thats a shame.
l deserve to be hit.
Poor creature, so full of vice!
Well, thanks, lve got to go.
Bye. Take care, karate kid.
Bye, Sweetheart.
Theyll kill me.
Guys, its all your fault.
-Why did we have to go there?
-Cool it.Well find it.
Nuisance, 6 letters.
Harass.
And did she use her finger
on you, too?
-None of your business.
-What do you mean?
lf you like it up the rear...
Up yours, Pako!
Thats what l mean.
lts not normal.
lts not normal?
All right, its not normal!
Hey, guys, dont get uptight.
Why dont we just let fate
take its course?
According to the theory
of chaos...
Right! You got it.
See, Juantxo, how you get
desperate so easily.
Thats what creates chaos.
Just relax
Listen to some music.
kill us!
No f***ing way. This cars
what you call life insurance!
Airbags on the drivers and
passengers sides.
Great. ln the back its
my ass thats on the line.
-Dont say that word again!
-l didnt say ass.
-Yes, you did.
-No, l didnt.
-You did!
-l didnt!
Harass. l said harass.
Konrad!
Nuisance... six letters.
Harass.
You said it.
-Crash... collision.
-How many letters?
Stop!
Sh*t!
DANGER.
BATHlNG PROHlBlTED
Sh*t!
Today is not our day.
lve wrecked the car!
F*** me!
Thats all we needed.
So much for the airbags.
Hell, why didnt they work?
Driver, passenger,
life insurance...
Shut up, will you! All this is
for your f***ing ring!
And whose idea was it to...
her ass or yours?
Up your old mans ass!
Any body hurt?
Not yet, but...
Hey! Are you Villambrosa?
Jesus, do you know me?
No, l dont.
That ring belongs to me.
Where have you been putting
your finger?
yourself!
Cool it, Juanxto. lll handle
this.
Hell tell you.
-l cant hear you.
-Hell tellyou!
Well, Pako decided to organize
a stag party
-By the way, lm Konrado.
-And hes Pako, the driver.
Sh*t, Konrado! Cut the chat!
lf you think its so easy,
you explain it.
Where was l?
Well, when Juantxo
stuck his...
The Marquise de Alda gave it
to him as her dowry.
Yes, that engagement ring.
So the ring belongs to
that young man?
Please give it back. lts got
huge sentimental value.
What kind of
huge value?
l dunno, millions.
How much was it, Juanxto?
Hey, you!
Come back!
Shitbag!
Hey!
Thief!
Bastard!
Hey!
Shitbag!
Oh, sh*t, the airbags!
Just when we needed them.
Pako, will you
stop this thing!
Stop this! Sh*t!
For Gods sake!
lm suffocating!
Try and breathe.
-l cant!
-Take it easy.
lts got limited dimensions
and its explosion-proof.
Hey, mister!
Stop it!
Thats the way it is!
Lets go.
l cant take it anymore.
-The damage doesnt look too bad!
-Are you stupid?
Konra, wherere you going?
Theres a huge chance that
itll explode.
Why should it explode?
-Like in Starsky and Hutch.
-lf you say so.
Sh*t! run!
Run!
Rats!
Filthy blackmailers!
Some people have got
no scruples.
30 million for
some crap photos
that are out of focus.
That f***ing kid
was pretty cute. lncredible!
Hello? Yes, yes.
lts Mr Villambrosa.
Palomeque, watch the puddle.
What about the briefcase?
here today.
Today, tod..ay!
Look, Mr Candidate,
l have business in Portugal.
And lve got problems with Souza.
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