Airbag Page #7

Thank you

for coming, Governor,

its a great honor.

Thank you.

What a tragedy.

He went and did it.

l cant believe it.

My own son.

l have to say it.

We cant wait any longer.

The shame of it!

l want to die.

lm going to

say a few words.

Quiet, quiet please.

Quiet.

Quiet!

Ladies and gentlemen,

as you can see

its 12:
30 and everythings ready.

But l regret to tell you

that the wedding

will not take place.

Will not take place

exactly on time.

lm sorry for the slight delay.

Thank you.

Juantxo, thats no style,

lts just showing off.

All right. All right.

-Hello, Sweetheart.

-You had me worried, idiot!

Such a fool.

-What in Gods name...

-Shut up.

You had me worried to death.

For Christsake, mom.

-Watch your language.

-F***!

Dearly beloved,

we are gathered here today

to join together

Juantxo

Ortiz deZarate

and Araceli de Alda.

Oh, Lord,

grant them eternal rest.

What took you so long?

A few problems with your ex.

Yes, l heard about

it on the radio.

No, thats the funeral rites...

Ah yes, dearly beloved, its true...

Juan Jose Ortiz deZarate...

Juan Jose Ortiz deZarate!

What?

Do you take

Araceli de Alda

to be your lawful wife

in sickness and in health,

for better or worse,

till death do you part?

l do.

The rings.

The other one.

Just amoment.

But it must be here.

lt must be somewhere.

What... My God!

has joined together

let no man put asunder.

Your attention!

This is arevelation!

A sinful present.

Hey, Juantxo, theres amessage

from God for you,

Bless you, dont worry,

you can sin with this chick.

Sugar daddy, come with me,

lll go with you andwell be happy.

Goodvices with me

will be the best

but badvices

are bad for your nose.

Forget the powder and about money,

you dont need it to be happy.

Listen to this song, blessed be...

...those who sin to be happy.

Be good to her, shes a fine girl,

a gift given to you by God.

Saintly Creature.

Youre delicious.

Long live the mother

who gave you birth.

lt seems God has earthly troubles,

his celestial channel has no coverage.

He told me lm his prophet,

a bringer of good news to man.

Enjoy life and carnal sin,

theres nothing more sacred

than reaching paradise

dancing. lf it can be enjoyment,

singing, dancing, singing,...

Dont worry, my love.

You havent lost anything.

Thats my boy.

Or isnt it?

ls it?

Oh, how should l know!

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