Aiyyaa Page #2

Be back soon.

There're two coming today.

One at 6 and the other at 9.

Of course.

It's the Friday first day first show.

You must have sold

the tickets in black.

Dad, what are you doing?

- Hello.

Hello. - Why don't you

throw away these phones?

Hello.

- We've our own garbage dump now?

Hello.

They came here for repairing in 1993.

But no one came back for them.

- Hello.

Nana, give me the

keys to the scooter.

Nana, I'm getting late.

Give me the keys.

Please, Nana. Give it.

First apologise to

Dilbar and Janemann.

Don't act too smart.

I won't give it.

- Give me the keys.

Useless, dog.

- I won't.

I won't give you the keys.

Why did you call me a dog?

Don't call me a dog.

There's no petrol.

Janemann, did you see?

Rickshaw!

Want some.

You want some powder.

What?

Do you need a touch-up?

Touch-up?

Hello, sir.

Sir, my certificates.

Meenaxi Deshpande.

- Yes!

What do you think?

Actually, I think of many things.

But right now I think

you should give me this job.

What colour saris do you wear?

- Yellow.

If you buy a scooter...

...what will be the colour?

Yellow.

Which sweet do you like?

Sweetmeats. The round ones.

The expensive yellow

sweetmeats of Pune.

So what... what's

your favourite colour?

Red.

- Fantastic.

The job is yours.

- Really?

Go. Don't waste my time.

Step out of the office.

You will find stairs. Climb up.

Enter the sixth door.

Someone's waiting for you up there.

Someone's waiting for me, sir?

Who?

Go. Don't waste my time.

Yes. One, two, three, four. Yes.

Come on, man.

One, two.

Come on.

Hi, I am Mynah.

And you?

Meenaxi.

What was all that?

I couldn't attend my

Bollywood dance class...

...so I was rehearsing.

So... you're the next one.

Next one?

Yes, wonder why these

stupid girls leave this job.

This place has such a

nice working ambience, right?

Yes.

What will be my job?

Will you explain me my job?

I know everything about computers.

Word, Excel. Office.

Tally, I can operate all that.

Why are the computer models so old?

Oh no! What's that?

That's my water-bag.

His name's Jumbo.

Jumbo, Jumbo, say hello.

Hello, Jumbo.

Now tell me my job.

Chill. It's your first day.

The college starts a week later.

There's nothing to do right now.

I've a lot of unreleased

films on my pen drive.

My neighbour works

for the censor board.

Let us watch all the films.

Look, Mynah, just tell me my job.

I don't want to see

any unreleased films.

And anyway,

my life's filled with drama.

I don't want anymore.

Where's the stench coming from?

I don't know.

Oh my!

What are you doing?

I know I can't touch him...

...but at least I can

get a good look at him.

That's John. John's my life.

John's just mine.

His body,

his muscles are just for me.

Look, Meenaxi.

Look at his body,

look at his muscles.

Any...

Any lower and it would've

ruined the beauty.

But he's John.

And he knows when

and how much to expose.

John! John! John! John! John! John!

Mynah.

- John! John! John! John! John!

Look, Mynah.

This job... is really

important for me.

I've come here to work.

I want to earn a living.

And buy myself some freedom with it.

Maybe a rent a small room...

...where I can read books

and hear songs on the radio.

Why? Won't you get married?

I fear that I might get hitched soon.

There was an ad in the newspaper...

...and the prospective

boys are coming from today.

One at 6 and the other at 9.

Is this the way to get married?

Marriage follows only after love.

First, I want to fall in love.

Wow. You mean love marriage.

Such a cruel world.

They don't let me live in reality...

...or stay in my dreams.

You know,

I always wander into my dreams.

I sing and dance there.

That places makes me really happy.

Dance with whom?

I am all alone in my dreams.

My dream world is completely clean.

It's fragrant, has empty-spaces...

...where the sun's rays fall.

Foreign locations or Indian?

Don't interrupt me, Mynah.

Don't interrupt.

Listen.

I didn't demand too much from life.

I still don't.

I want someone all to myself.

And when I we fall in love...

...he'll say Meenaxi,

let's runaway and get married.

And then I'd steal all

the jewels from my home...

...and take the late-night

passenger train.

Far away, far, far away.

Where the Maharashtrian

police never find us.

See.

I've a small dream.

But girls like me...

...have to struggle for...

...fulfil their dreams.

First with herself,

then with her parents...

...and then the guardian

of this society.

But this evening...

...l'm going to face

the reality of life.

Face the reality of life.

I never did it.

How will you do it?

Like this.

She makes really tasty 'pohe'.

And you just can't

resist the yoghurt.

Oh my! Oh, God!

Oh my! Oh, God!

We'll give her 30 grams of gold.

And Meenaxi's grandma's

golden dentures...

...has already been

willed in her name.

I have 10 daughters.

And Bablu's my only son.

My mother-in-law and her

mother-in-law's still alive.

Will you give me a facial

after we get married?

Are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?

Will your daughter manage

to stay happy in this small family?

Oh my! Oh, God!

So?

Did anyone come by?

No!

Lord, your glory.

The beautiful sky,

the beautiful light...

She makes really tasty 'pohe'.

And you just can't

resist the yoghurt.

She makes really tasty 'pohe'.

And you just can't

resist the yoghurt.

Come on, Pinky. Hurry up.

Stand in a line. Stand in a line.

Come on.

Did you breakup?

You didn't break up, did you?

- Madam.

Yes. - The registrar's

run out of drinking water.

He's asked for Jumbo.

Jumbo!

Here.

Go, Jumbo. Come back soon. Go on.

Why... did he take your water-bag?

The water cooler's

right outside his office.

Jumbo's everyone's favourite.

Someday he'll be your favourite too.

Rascals, get out of here.

Wonder where they all

come from to learn Arts.

Get going.

Ma'am, give us our l-card.

Get lost.

- We've been standing for so long.

Runaway, you'll get your

l-cards after 4 o'clock.

Get out. Get lost. Get going.

Get going.

L-card. L-card.

I'm slightly hungry.

I'm off to the canteen.

After that I've to dance as well.

Are you coming?

Go ahead, I will join you.

- Okay.

I am Surya.

Surya lyer.

My l-card.

My l-card, please.

Oh my.

Thank you.

I am hungry.

If he fails again

I'll jump into the well.

First give me something to eat.

I am Surya.

Surya lyer.

There's a sweet story in the air.

Trying to...

Trying to convey itself

through the breeze.

Trying to...

The state of my heart,

like the petals of flowers.

The ambience fresh like dawn.

The glittering stars in the day.

All shining brightly upon you.

See them if you can.

There's a sweet story in the air.

Trying to...

Stop going to the office.

You've turned wheatish

due to travelling under the sun.

And you don't have a

clue about what you should do.

Make the bread properly.

Do it properly.

What is this? Smear some oil.

Smear some more oil.

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