Aiyyaa Page #4

You look handsome.

You look handsome.

You look handsome.

Please keep the first

button of your shirt open.

Please keep the first

button of your shirt open.

Please keep the first

button of your shirt open.

Oh my!

Time for audio... visual training.

'Midnight masala.'

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Wake up from dream... in

critical condition.

Earth quivering below,

everything shaking up.

Face to face,

with the man of dreams.

Top to base, filled with passion.

Thighs thundering, down under.

Size matters, thinking, wondering.

Jumping.

Pumping.

Throbbing.

Thumping

One, two, three, four.

Heart pounding.

Beating like drums.

Love lust to double the fun,

it's so stern.

Body heating.

Feeling like hot seat.

Calling fire-brigade,

but no difference.

Dwell in my heart, same to same.

Top to base, filled with passion.

Thighs thundering, down under.

Size matters, thinking, wondering.

Jumping.

Pumping.

Female.

Male.

One, two, three, four.

Nana.

What is it?

You're still awake.

What to do?

I just can't sleep.

Even if I do, I can't dream.

And if I don't dream,

there's no point in sleeping.

True. True.

Want some.

Nana. Tell me.

I was saying...

That thing... that...

I mean the thing that rich kids...

...take in parties before food.

Beer.

Oh no, not beer.

Of you take that

the police arrests you.

Yes...

Cocaine!

No. Not cocaine.

Drugs. Drugs.

They are all the same.

Drugs are a kind of cocaine.

What about it?

Do drugs make your body...

...smell better?

Don't know.

Maybe.

Must be an expensive A+ grade drug.

Yes, it's possible.

So where do you find these drugs?

Why?

Just like that.

I'm reading that Tamil Pulp Fiction.

They're holding a competition.

Find the places in your

city where you can get drugs.

Do you know where we can get drugs?

I want to send them an answer.

No. I don't know.

Oh yes. The river in our city.

The last bridge over it,

near the crematorium.

Every night a man stands under it.

From two to four.

A European man.

He has these goods.

I don't care about humans anymore,

Meenaxi.

They're a bunch of liars and thieves.

That's fine.

But what have you decided

about your future?

Are you going to study or not?

You'll have to choose

a line of work as well.

Now this is my job, Meenaxi.

Just watch.

I'm going to build

a big home for dogs.

'Kutta Ghar' (Dog House).

It'll be 12 storeys high.

And have every amenity for dogs.

First, I'll be the sole proprietor.

Then, I'll make it Pvt. Ltd.

I will give you shares as well.

Just watch, Meenaxi.

One day we'll have public

issue of our company.

Then London, Hong Kong, Paris.

We'll have branches everywhere.

Look.

Is he the one?

Yes, I think he's the one.

Selling drugs.

Let's go home. I'm so sleepy.

Wait.

If there's just one

lake in the jungle...

...then all the animals

must come here.

Jungle?

Animals?

- Yes.

Now I'm really interested

in these animals.

I see.

Nana.

- What?

How much money do you have?

Around 100, 110.

Why? I have 200.

Here. Go.

Go where?

Go to that man and

buy drugs worth 300.

Ask him, whether he's got the A+,

aromatic one?

Go on. - Meenaxi,

you've really lost your mind.

Have you lost it?

Let's go. Let's go from here.

It's not for me.

I just...

...want to smell it. Go on.

No, I am not going anywhere.

Have you lost your mind?

Let's go. Let's go from here.

Useless.

You will public issues

of your company.

Coward. Give me all your money.

Give it, give it, give it, give it.

Take it, take it, take it.

Take it.

- I don't want this towel

...give me the money.

- Yes, yes. Take it

What's this? Loose change.

Meenaxi.

Meenaxi.

Hey, mister. How much for 300?

What?

Oh my! You speak Marathi Hindi. Good.

Give me worth 300.

Get lost. Are you crazy?

Run away.

Give me. Give me in 300.

You want this.

What are you doing?

Is this the way to talk?

I only asked for drugs.

I am not asking for liquor.

All the people...

- Run away from here.

Run, Meenaxi!

Run, Meenaxi! He's got a gun.

Run! Run from here.

Meenaxi Ankalserya

Mudduswami Puttuparti lyer.

Meenaxi Surya lyer.

Meenaxi S.

Meenaxi Deshpande lyer.

Dilbar.

Tired of this show

business every evening.

But what to do? You are lucky.

You want to get married...

...you go out on the

road and bark, bark.

We human being, no such chance.

Look at me. Sari and all.

I have to go.

But the dogs...

They're harmless. They just bark.

Please come in.

Come in. Come in.

Meenaxi.

She is Meenaxi.

And Meenaxi,

he's Manav Rajadhyaksh.

And they are his parents.

Why... Why are you standing?

Please, sit down.

Look, no need to be so formal.

Which college did you pass out of?

Ferguson college.

I've done my BA.

And she's also done

that computer course.

She was a topper of her class.

Have some pohe.

She's prepared it.

- No thanks.

By the way, what are your hobbies?

I like to read.

I like books.

Novels, short-stories.

I'm not too keen about cooking.

But I cook daily meal good enough.

What are your hobbies?

- Half shirt with no vest inside.

Half shirt with no vest inside.

Half shirt with no vest inside.

My mother.

She's blind.

Yet she has a good observation.

Interesting.

So what's your favourite novel?

Alice in Wunderlund!

Alice in Wunderlund!

That's my favourite.

Have you read it?

I've read it around 100 times.

Sometimes I feel it's my own story.

Of course I've read it.

Butjust once.

By the way, I'm not a keen reader.

I watch sports. Mostly football.

In school, Madhav was the junior

table tennis champion. - Really?

He's been to many places.

Madhav, tell the

places you've been to.

Tell them.

Kolhapur,

Kuala Lumpur, Cairo, Ghana, Nigeria.

Azharbhai Chawl.

He likes hearing music as well.

And gardening.

He's planted rose

plants on our terrace.

Look.

- Oh my!

Look... I don't want to

make this too complicated.

Let me tell you frankly what I feel.

Actually...

I mean...

I accept this proposal.

Shall I sing a song for you?

No.

No. There's no need.

Please, hear it.

Please hear me sing.

Small heart.

Small desires.

An innocent desire

in this fun-filled heart.

The desire to touch

the stars and moon.

The desire to fly in the open sky.

Small heart, small desires.

An innocent desire

in this fun-filled heart.

An innocent desire...

I really liked your daughter.

Great. That's great.

Goddess, You're truly benevolent.

Did you hear?

- Yes, yes.

Congratulations.

- Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Mother-in-law.

Mother-in-law.

- What is it, Savitri?

Meenaxi's marriage has been fixed.

Oh, God!

- Yes.

Really?

- Congratulations, son.

Mom. Mom.

Can I speak with your

daughter for a minute?

Of course, son. Why not?

Now this is your home too.

Go, go to her bedroom.

Go on.

What is it, mother?

Coming.

- It's Madhav.

Oh my! Touch-up.

It's me.

- Come in.

Come in, please.

Actually, back in my school days...

...QSQT, MPK...

...DDLJ, HAHK...

I...

All I said that

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